Super Bowl Salt -

[Jetstream Sam]

I'm disappointed Philly isn't on fire yet. They're fucking slacking.

 

[Keystone]

I'm disappointed Philly isn't on fire yet. They're fucking slacking.

Oh?

https://mobile.twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/960358633577025537/video/1 (http://archive.md/O0nC7)

https://mobile.twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/960357667758903296 (http://archive.md/ZqZJ3)

 

[Jetstream Sam]

Oh?

https://mobile.twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/960358633577025537/video/1 (http://archive.md/O0nC7)

https://mobile.twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/960357667758903296 (http://archive.md/ZqZJ3)

YEEEAH BOIII

 

[Keystone]

https://twitter.com/dab_soul/status/960358994404696066

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

All of Philadelphia, burned and razed...

 

[Keystone]

All of Philadelphia, burned and razed...

...would be an objective improvement.

 

[NumberingYourState]

...would be an objective improvement.

In west Philadelphia born and raised on a playground is where I put dicks in my butt

 

[Jetstream Sam]

In west Philadelphia born and raised on a playground is where I put dicks in my butt

IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISE OH GOD IT BURNS THIS SHIT'S SET ABLAZE

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

I heard people in my neighbourhood shooting off either fireworks or guns. It's not about the Puppy or Kitten Bowls, so I don't care.

(Also, did Cyber Prince show up and deliver the word of God?)

 

[Jetstream Sam]

I heard people in my neighbourhood shooting off either fireworks or guns. It's not about the Puppy or Kitten Bowls, so I don't care.

(Also, did Cyber Prince show up and deliver the word of God?)

Gotta say, Puppy Bowl is the shit.

And yes, Cyber Prince showed up on a giant, purple screen to grace us with his beauty from beyond the grave. He said "This is much more tasteful than when Tupac showed up like that Miku bitch and God said 'word, Eagles will win, fuck Tom Brady lol'." Word for word.

 

[Melkor]

On the bright side, Prince's family approved of the tribute during the halftime show.
Source is the daily beast but it's something.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/princ...justin-timberlake-super-bowl-halftime-tribute

 

[Cummunism]

Philadelphia is a shithole anyway

 

[The Great Chandler]

Relax guys! They're just celebrating.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Tom right Now~

 

[Jetstream Sam]

Tom right Now~
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Good.

 

[Keystone]

Spoiler: WHY

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/960386549484531712

 

[tehpope]

Y DEY EAT DA POOPOO?

 

[Piss Clam]

The only time I will congratulate philly. They have the worst fans.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Only racists are watching the Superbowl.

"If everyone is racist then none are racist."

 

[Super Collie]

What did that have to do with Cell Phones?

There were more than a few ads that failed to sell an actual product and instead served as vehicles to try and push agendas on behalf of brands and companies as an attempt to look like allies to the types of idiots who aren't even watching the Super Bowl to begin with because they're crying about racism or whatever. Dodge Ram and Coca Cola ran similar "ads" that were just some progressive bullshit with a couple quick shots of their products.

Anyways all I gave a shit about was the new Cloverfield movie that was announced in a commercial around halftime, and then released through Netflix after the game. Fucking radical.