SUPER EXCITING HAUL AND TASTE TEST!!!!! - Did you know it's her birthday?

[CindyChafe]

AL spends $50 on Walmart gift bags. Don't worry it could have been like $80 though.

She unveils her Fitbit.

In order to lose weight you need to buy at least $200 dollars worth of crap from Walmart.

Smoothies, y'all.

Krystle got her a lot of random stuff that I wouldn't think a "best friend" would get someone. Lots of FOOD though. AL kept saying how well Krystle knows her because she bought AL a journal, chokers, Danielle Steele book, wax melts, etc -- but anyone here could tell you that's the crap AL wastes her money on. Soooo... how much of a best friend is she? Or is AL just that boring? Wait don't answer that.

Becky and AL taste test dried seaweed. AL is shocked Becky likes it. Only 40 sodium y'all! AL's reaction to Becky going "mmmm" after eating the seaweed was hilarious. Incredulously she says, "Babe, are you serious?!?"

AL can't decide which fugly Michael Kors makeup bag to put in her Michael Kors purse. Which one should she choose??? So much Michael Kors guise.

"Easiness will help you with success." - ALR, 2017

Suckuhlints.

 

[SisterChristian]

AL spends $50 on Walmart gift bags. Don't worry it could have been like $80 though.

She unveils her Fitbit.

In order to lose weight you need to buy at least $200 dollars worth of crap from Walmart.

Smoothies, y'all.

Krystle got her a lot of random stuff that I wouldn't think a "best friend" would get someone. Lots of FOOD though.

Becky and AL taste test dried seaweed. AL is shocked Becky likes it. Only 40 sodium y'all!

My fav part was the gift bag budget. Everything was 50% off. Amber spent $50 so naturally, $50 x 2 = $80.

 

[angelicbitch]

Becky, who's Andrew?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Andrew is Becky's nickname for Amberlynn.

 

[angelicbitch]

Andrew is Becky's nickname for Amberlynn.

Makes sense now. I thought there'd be serious tea

Also, she can put things in plastic baggies but not plastic containers?

 

[CindyChafe]

Andrew is Becky's nickname for Amberlynn.

What's the sauce on that? Because that's pretty effing weird even for Thumb and Dumber.

 

[SweetDee]

"Suckalent"

 

[BigAmsGams]

Guise she’s super serious this time! She’s gonna eat seaweed with only 40 sodium’s. She will start her day with a smoothie. She knows so much about dieting and nutrition.

But did you guise like the sukkalent Krystal got her? Super cute!

 

[BiggayAL]

Suckalenta are bae. Also, only 40 sodiums in bolth seaweeds, amazing.

 

[Shallow_Hal]

It’s hilarious how fucking stupid she really is. You can tell when she’s showing the books Krystle got her that the first one she can’t even read to pronounce the name. She says the first book is by Jennifer and just doesn’t even attempt to pronounce her last name, Jabaley. Lol , I’m always so embarrassed for her. I really want to know what she got Krystle, we all know it’s a bunch of crap, but it will still be comical.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Her trying to hand out diet advice is really too much.

 

[theriddler3]

My fav part was the gift bag budget. Everything was 50% off. Amber spent $50 so naturally, $50 x 2 = $80.

$50 for clearance wrapping is insane! I went to Target today to pick up some clearance wrapping and I bought enough for several (4+) years since they had a huge pile of one print I liked. It was $12 alogether and I felt super excessive stocking up that much. Goddamn AL, you make excessive, impulsive purchasing seem so damn mundane.

Edit: lol, she's gonna help Becky count calories since "she's new to calories counting". That's like a shady used car salesman tell you how excited they are to help you save money.

How does Amber not already have measuring cups, a food scale, etc. when her whole channel revolves around her "weightloss journey"s, weightloss, and lack thereof? This is at least her third "weightloss journey". Goddamn, even bachelor pads have measuring cups. How did she not have them??

 

[Tear People Up]

$50 for clearance wrapping is insane! I went to Target today to pick up some clearance wrapping and I bought enough for several (4+) years since they had a huge pile of one print I liked. It was $12 alogether and I felt super excessive stocking up that much. Goddamn AL, you make excessive, impulsive purchasing seem so damn mundane.

Edit: lol, she's gonna help Becky count calories since "she's new to calories counting". That's like a shady used car salesman tell you how excited they are to help you save money.

How does Amber not already have measuring cups, a food scale, etc. when her whole channel revolves around her "weightloss journey"s, weightloss, and lack thereof? This is at least her third "weightloss journey". Goddamn, even bachelor pads have measuring cups. How did she not have them??

It’s not deep. Amber is a sped.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

So pretty much all of Amber's ''friends'' got her dollarstore/walmart clearance crap for Christmas.. lol.

50 bucks worth of gift bags? Really? That's fucking excessive. A roll of Christmas wrapping paper costs about a one euro here..

 

[PiggyPie]

This diet will fail just like all the others. How will that fitbit go around her fat wrist anyway? Also, how can this bitch make all this money on youtube alone? Is she blowing up credit cards?

 

[wheelpower]

This diet will fail just like all the others. How will that fitbit go around her fat wrist anyway? Also, how can this bitch make all this money on youtube alone? Is she blowing up credit cards?

She makes 1k a month so 12k a year, I'm guessing she has a few credit cards too

 

[theriddler3]

She makes 1k a month so 12k a year, I'm guessing she has a few credit cards too

How shady must those cards be? Never heard of a credit card that didn't require a driver's licence or state ID number to sign up for it.

 

[jurassic bark]

I'd be shocked if Necky doesn't have some of those free calorie counting apps, she seems dubious of Al's bullshit. She's still going to be sabotaged though, especially when Amber starts panicking about losing and gives her the "baby, you're making me feel worthless, you're making me feel bad" crap.

 

[Long time lurker]

Delurking to make some random observations.
- the gifts she got from Kristle/Krystal/whatever look like things K got from several crappy secret Santa/stocking stuffers. The Danielle Steel book looks used.
- there is no way she spent $50.00 on those gift bags. There aren't enough of them.
- sometimes I get a feeling that Amber is an alien who got to earth just a few days ago. Sticker notes to be placed on plastic bags??? Has she never seen a ziplock bag before? They do come with a white area in which to write.
- interesting reply:

Why prove herself wrong? Does she, like most everybody else, thinks she's going to fail too?

 

[Croissants]

I don't understand what she needs a Fitbit for. Surely she can count the steps from the bed to the fridge herself???