SUPER EXCITING PURCHASE! - 8/28/2019 - (Day 71 of this 100-Day Nightmare)

Madam Spergwell

moist
True & Honest Fan
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It's almost disgusting to watch the high she gets off of purchasing an expensive item, especially one that makes her feel like she's doing something good for her health. Like how manic she was after spending $400 on Optavia. Being fat is not the sort of problem you can just throw money at to fix. It will always require hard work and dedication to lose weight, no way around it.
 

mekalekahi

I resigned up for weight watchers
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I would like to commend Eric for standing in the doorway of the her bedroom as long as he did. I imagine it smelling like sour cheese,urine and some kind of rotten meat with a blueberry pie candle from bbw mixed in.

She bought that watch solely for the ekg aspect to replace a doctors visit lol. Just like with better help and texting a girl from Instagram about nutrition, she can be delusional from her bed! She Probably has chest pain on a regular bases so problem solved y'all!
 

Dry Gorl

Thoughts slip in my mind like maggots on a train
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I remember that Eric got an Apple watch not long ago, our gorl just couldn't be left behind! Imagine how terrible that would feel to her, the richest cow in that house to not have the same expensive toys as others?!

There's no other conceivable reason for her to get an Apple watch imo.

ETA: Eric's talking about the Apple watch in "NEW HAIRCUT, UNBOX WITH ME" which is from August 18. Does that mean AL is only a week behind now on vlogs? She's gonna run out of the pre-recorded shit soon!
 

bev

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I would like to commend Eric for standing in the doorway of the her bedroom as long as he did. I imagine it smelling like sour cheese,urine and some kind of rotten meat with a blueberry pie candle from bbw mixed in.

She bought that watch solely for the ekg aspect to replace a doctors visit lol. Just like with better help and texting a girl from Instagram about nutrition, she can be delusional from her bed! She Probably has chest pain on a regular bases so problem solved y'all!
Three thoughts come from this:
Was it the watch that told her that the heart palpitations were because of the caffeine from all the diet soda she's been drinking?
Would a regular EKG even work on her?
Does Becky like her because she smells like (pubescent) teen spirit? Remember how bad a 12/13 year old's bo is?
🤔
 

a llama weighs 450lbs

amber's hump #1 fan
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peep the bottle of walmart brand ibuprofen on the side table, i'm sure it's becky's because amber hates taking pills!! except for the megadoses of ibuprofen she showed in her purse haul

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what was even the point of bringing up the youtube incognito thing? she makes eric feel like a dumbass for not knowing what it is, then when she tries to explain it she can't and has a stroke just trying to pronounce it wow

shut up and show us your legs bitch
 

Petty_Crocker

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What is the difference between Fitbit and Apple Watch? Just that you can text on Apple Watch? Why would she need bolth
You can only reply back on a Fibit connected to an Android. Apple blocks that and fatty has an iPhone. Also Fibit doesn’t have the voice to text feature or the “ekg “ ability. She’s a fancy gorl and has to have the most innovative tech !’
 
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