Now all I can picture is her getting irrationally angry at Nintendo products for reminding her to take a break because "NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!!! NECKY GO GET ORAMGE CHINKUM NNNOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!"Apple watches by default will pester you to get off you ass and move around every hour or so if you been just sitting. I wonder how long she’s going to put up with that before she just takes the thing off and pops into a drawer. I’m betting after the first or second charge cycle.