Super Mario Bros -

Best Mario Girl?

  • Peach

    Votes: 9 11.5%
  • Daisy

    Votes: 16 20.5%
  • Rosalina

    Votes: 10 12.8%
  • Pauline

    Votes: 4 5.1%
  • Only filthy degenerates would choose Bowsette

    Votes: 30 38.5%
  • Todette

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Birdo

    Votes: 6 7.7%
  • Peachette

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Vivian

    Votes: 3 3.8%

  • Total voters
    78
  • Poll closed .

Princess Peaches

I don’t like this party 😢
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I checked quickly and realize we don't have a thread dedicated to Mario.

Let's start with discussing this: What character do you choose when you play Mario Kart with friends? Ever since Double Dash I've chosen Peach.

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Which character is your Mario Kart main?
 

Princess Peaches

I don’t like this party 😢
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Peach always always looks pretty bland on the "mainline" games and most of the sports spin offs.


I'd smash Smash Peach though.

That's how I felt about Daisy until she got into Smash. Daisy looks cute for once in Smash Ultimate.

She was pretty cute in her early days though.
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Princess Peaches

I don’t like this party 😢
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Toad mains are the most untrustworthy Mario Kart players. They're the type to break into your house and steal out of you medicine drawer while you're asleep.

Oh and they spam blue shells.
 

Neet Tokusatsu Hero

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Peach always always looks pretty bland on the "mainline" games and most of the sports spin offs.


I'd smash Smash Peach though.

I wonder why they don't use a model for Peach similar to her Smash model in the rest of the games, i mean, like you said, look at this





The difference is night and day

SSB Peach looks way better than any other version of Peach
 

Princess Peaches

I don’t like this party 😢
True & Honest Fan
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If we want to talk about shitty Mario, why don't we bring up the fucking movie?
God that was such a piece of shit.

This is a pretty good breakdown of what the movie was and why it sucked so bad.

This movie is mystifyingly bad. Do we know why Daisy is in the film but not Peach?
 

NOT Sword Fighter Super

"Cheerleeder" of Slapfights
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This movie is mystifyingly bad. Do we know why Daisy is in the film but not Peach?
Bad writing, I'm sure.
The problem with that movie is that the production company who got the rights to it also had full creative control and not Nintendo.

That movie was one of the first time I remember being let down by a Hollywood production.
 

Princess Peaches

I don’t like this party 😢
True & Honest Fan
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Bad writing, I'm sure.
The problem with that movie is that the production company who got the rights to it also had full creative control and not Nintendo.

That movie was one of the first time I remember being let down by a Hollywood production.

It's so terrible. I mean would it have been that hard to read the manuals from the games and get ideas from there in the '80's?
 

NOT Sword Fighter Super

"Cheerleeder" of Slapfights
True & Honest Fan
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It's so terrible. I mean would it have been that hard to read the manuals from the games and get ideas from there in the '80's?
That's just it: they weren't going for quality. They just wanted a payday. It could have been a good movie if Nintendo had retained creative control over the project, and I think they've learned from the experience.

That's part of why they tend to quash any fan made stuff.
 
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That's just it: they weren't going for quality. They just wanted a payday.
Isn't that the problem with most video game movie adaptions? Studios hope that people will go see video game movie adaptions because of name recognition so they usually hire people who haven't played the games and tend to make bad movies already because easy money. Yet again even when they do hire people to make movies based on video games who are fans of the games, the movies turn out to be utter shit (Warcraft and Resident Evil comes to mind here). Maybe video games are just hard to translate into movies...
 

Your Weird Fetish

Intersectional fetishist
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Isn't that the problem with most video game movie adaptions? Studios hope that people will go see video game movie adaptions because of name recognition so they usually hire people who haven't played the games and tend to make bad movies already because easy money. Yet again even when they do hire people to make movies based on video games who are fans of the games, the movies turn out to be utter shit (Warcraft and Resident Evil comes to mind here). Maybe video games are just hard to translate into movies...
Mortal Kombat 1 and Castlevania are the only decent video game adaptations. We must crack this formula.
 
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Mortal Kombat 1 and Castlevania are the only decent video game adaptations. We must crack this formula.
Mortal Kombat was entertaining but was still shit. The closest video game movie I've seen that was almost decent was Rampage because all it needed to be was a dumb monster movie and that's all it was without trying to be anything it's not.
 
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