Containment Super Mega Pet Thread -

[AnOminous]

Use this thread for discussion of trivial updates about the Chandler household's assortment of varmints.

 

[Postal Dude]

They're fucking ugly.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Isn't Chris basically Barb's pet? Or is he basically a service animal at this point...

 

[Lurkman]

I love the cats, so adorable

I don't like the owners, so lazy

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

I really want to see more pics of Christine's pussy if you get what I mean

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

I really want to see more pics of Christine's pussy if you get what I mean

Get a medical textbook about treating open wounds and it would be the same.

 

[Apocalypso]

Tard Trek: The Original Furries

 

[chimpburgers]

Chris should make shishkabobs out of all of them.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Every last animal in that house... Every cat, insect, mouse, and human... everything living... is doomed to a short, ugly, painful existence -- completely devoid of love, light, and laughter.
That place is cursed.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

When you wish upon a tard...

Yeah, Pollo's alive. Nuff said. Thanks for the thread.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris should make shishkabobs out of all of them.

That'd be the healthiest thing he has eaten in years

 

[The Giver]

But how will we farm all those Feels ratings without being able to post "Poor, innocent animal" every time fatty mentions his pets?

 

[AnOminous]

But how will we farm all those Feels ratings without being able to post "Poor, innocent animal" every time fatty mentions his pets?

Won't someone think of the poor, poor kitties?

 

[Casual Garbage]

Soon we'll be seeing those cats on a Sarah Mclachlan animal cruelty commercial.

 

[Cosmos]

I saw this in the "new threads" box and thought it was a thread where I could post pictures of my dog, and now I'm disappointed

 

[Innocuous Banter]

because we really needed more sperging about the Chandler cats

 

[AnOminous]

because we really needed more sperging about the Chandler cats

It's a containment thread.

 

[Zvantastika]

because we really needed more sperging about the Chandler cats pussies

Now it makes sense.

 

[Mars Attacks!]

someone call the ASPCA and rescue those poor critters

 

[Ophelia]

I saw this in the "new threads" box and thought it was a thread where I could post pictures of my dog, and now I'm disappointed

Me too

someone call the ASPCA and rescue those poor critters

Reminder that this would get the animals put down. Which is arguably a kinder fate, but it's not up to us.