Super Secret Reehouse - Don't tell the grown ups

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Discuss super secrete planes hair!

I'm gonna talk shit about Phil on the internet

 

[Penix]

So there's this site that let's you ship cardboard penises...

 

[millais]

I'm going to sprinkle a breadcrumb trail of cannabis from Jenna's squatter hovel all the way to the front door of the Wakando.

 

[Schmeckel]

Hey, guys. Let's pool our cheerssubsandtips together and file fake adoption applications for Phil and khet to adopt a refugee from Uganda. Then file real divorce papers with custody dispute so khet can get the kid, the cat, half the stuff, AND child support.

 

[SPhobos]

I'm going to poison Kat and Jasper so that Phil has to become a wandering samurai.

 

[Pretty Boy Extremism]

Alpha Six Zero Niner, I have infiltrated the WAKhando again and have gotten a picture of the plate Phil eats out of. I'm currently at the LZ awaiting extraction.

 

[Shambler]

i will invade phils home and lie in wait for him to fail at a video game so i can jump out and laugh at him

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Can I just double check the plan - when am I supposed to turn up at Kat's work and buy the potatoes from her? Also we know Phil reads these forums, so don't tell him about this post. Thanks.

 

[Pretty Boy Extremism]

Can I just double check the plan - when am I supposed to turn up at Kat's work and buy the potatoes from her? Also we know Phil reads these forums, so don't tell him about this post. Thanks.

Agent Delta Zero Six Niner, the horse will reach the stable when the Star of Martyrdom and the Star of Supremacy in the Little Dipper are obscured by clouds. The Star of the Lone Wolf will be the brightest star in the sky. Make sure to show up with a gallon of milk in your hand. Agent Hotel Eight One Fourer will provide further instructions when you get to the mall, over.

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

I'm going to sprinkle a breadcrumb trail of cannabis from Jenna's squatter hovel all the way to the front door of the Wakando.

I had the best mental image of a pacman speed run

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Agent Delta Zero Six Niner, the horse will reach the stable when the Star of Martyrdom and the Star of Supremacy in the Little Dipper are obscured by clouds. The Star of the Lone Wolf will be the brightest star in the sky. Make sure to show up with a gallon of milk in your hand. Agent Hotel Eight One Fourer will provide further instructions when you get to the mall, over.

10-4 & Roger that, Yoshi. This is Triple Agent Tumbleweed, I repeat: Triple Agent Tumbleweed, reporting status:

• Agent Konami Code has secured Duh infiltration of the Renton County Register's Office. He is locked & loaded with crayons, scissors, Elmer's glue, & tracing paper. Agent awaits his next directives.
• Agent 1337Hax0r Midfirst has bypassed mainframes & confirms triumph over all internet security architecture relative to both WA Muni/District Courts & PACER/CM-ECF. Access to uhhlegal electronic filing capabilities is confirmed. Top Secret Duh Account login information (tell no one) :
• • Username: First_Falcon_Out
  • Password: GAY0P5!!1!
  • Answer to security questions=
    • "Naht Azn, That Is All"​
    • "EL Crimson King Fucking Rulz"​
    • "Thinly-Veiled Turbothirst for Man-Dicks"​

This is Triple Agent Tumbleweed, over & out.

 

[tripmix]

I know its not scary but can Blade Runner 2049 be added to our super secret movie night

 

[Schmeckel]

Agent Dust Bunny checking in. I have navigated the gout mansion and have taken up position in the rats nest of wires in the phlegm dungeon. The journey was semi-dangerous as The Child is a seemingly intimidating sentry, but was soothed by not being squirted with water. The Child, curious about my clothing, took a swipe because of some of the tendrils resemble the wires in my post. This might be a potential problem. However, Mission: Impossible this is not.

I can confirm that my dust camouflage makes me nearly indistinguishable from the rest of the "natural" dust clumps. From this vantage point, the target will be in plain sight. This infiltration and surveillance mission is not without hazard, for I fear that the smell in this domicile is offensive and my respirator only helps so much. Gods, help me.

 

[TheKatIsNowGone]

Operation S.N.O.R.T. is a go. Repeat, we are a go.

 

[Texas Funnyhair]

I'm callin every shady no-license builder/contractor in Seattle to come to his house to pave his yard so the grass doesn't doesn't affect him anymore.

 

[BingBong]

im gonna stay up past my bedtime

 

[tripmix]

can whoever brings the nachos please remember to layer the cheese so there is cheese on all of the nachos and not just the top ones?

thanks btw my mother has a 7 seater if you need lifts let me know and I'll make sure there is enough juice boxes in the car

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Can I just double check the plan - when am I supposed to turn up at Kat's work and buy the potatoes from her? Also we know Phil reads these forums, so don't tell him about this post. Thanks.

I named it super secret so I know he won't see it

 

[Mr. Brown]

I'm going to break into his house tonight and shit in his shoes.

 

[Iamfrigide]

I'm going to break into his house tonight and shit in his shoes.

Your plan lacks a certain amount of grace, but its direct and you can probably take a hatchet hit swung with the power equivalent of a toddler. Mission is greenlit.