Super Secret Reehouse - Don't tell the grown ups

Rainyday Hedge Fund

Diversifying Funds For a Rainy Day
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Thanks @Sparkletor lol. I enjoy your sarcastic Dave-like posts when you get goofy. If I could send you some pounds I would but the usps said it would cost 200 american to ship lol. I'll take your advice to Dave and shave so my chode looks better....also its going to be a Brett Farve type photo with me wearing crocs. Edit: downward angle photo lol. @tripmix "YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHERE TO SEND THE PHOTO" lol in my best Dave voice
 
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Sparkletor 2.0

Money money money!!!
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Thanks @Sparkletor lol. I enjoy your sarcastic Dave-like posts when you get goofy. If I could send you some pounds I would but the usps said it would cost 200 american to ship lol. I'll take your advice to Dave and shave so my chode looks better....also its going to be a Brett Farve type photo with me wearing crocs. Edit: downward angle photo lol. @tripmix "YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHERE TO SEND THE PHOTO" lol in my best Dave voice
Sorry, have 5.5 hours to go in Happy Appy"
 

Pretty Boy Extremism

Buck Breakin' Cracka
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Thanks @Sparkletor lol. I enjoy your sarcastic Dave-like posts when you get goofy. If I could send you some pounds I would but the usps said it would cost 200 american to ship lol. I'll take your advice to Dave and shave so my chode looks better....also its going to be a Brett Farve type photo with me wearing crocs. Edit: downward angle photo lol. @tripmix "YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHERE TO SEND THE PHOTO" lol in my best Dave voice
Also make sure to take a photo of yourself doing double romans while naked, that way you'll get my support.
 

tripmix

Agent Joi
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I DID NOTHING WRONG

Send Tripmix some dick pics and you're in

NO GARFIELD KART! ONLY BOARD GAME TOP SHOP! I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT! I'M SERIOUS!

Next person who posts Garfield Kart has to read "Happy Appy" creepypasta out loud or they're banned.
Ew what am I gonna do with dick pix? Send feet pix instead.

Well fellers I dont wanna get banned but I put a lot of work into this competition. :(
 

Prince Lotor

Oldschool 80's winged-helmet autism
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Guys, I can't hangout in the Reehouse anymore. My mom says I'm a bad influence and that she told your parents I'm not allowed over.

I'm so sick of her shit. If anyone needs me I'm going to ride my bike into the city and smoke cigarettes until she stops acting crazy.

I think I can still drop off the Twizzler Straws and candy cigarettes you guys like, but I'll have to sneak in at night so no one sees me.
 

Sparkletor 2.0

Money money money!!!
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Guys, I can't hangout in the Reehouse anymore. My mom says I'm a bad influence and that she told your parents I'm not allowed over.

I'm so sick of her shit. If anyone needs me I'm going to ride my bike into the city and smoke cigarettes until she stops acting crazy.

I think I can still drop off the Twizzler Straws and candy cigarettes you guys like, but I'll have to sneak in at night so no one sees me.
You can just sneak out and live in the Reehouse forever. My mom has wifi, you can stream Board Game Top Shop and demand $200 a stream.
 

Prince Lotor

Oldschool 80's winged-helmet autism
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You can just sneak out and live in the Reehouse forever. My mom has wifi, you can stream Board Game Top Shop and demand $200 a stream.
Awesome. My mom flipped her shit when I came home smelling like smoke again, so I'm running away.

It's perfect because if my mom tells anyone I'm gone and she doesn't know where I am my dad will get custody and the child support payments will stop.

If I setup my PSOne and bring my copy of Monster Rancher 2 I should be able to hide out during the day so no grown-ups see me.

Does anyone's parents have a copy of Mariah Carey's "Merry Christmas" CD? I need it to get the Satan Clause monster.
 

Schmeckel

The sun is a wondrous body.
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Awesome. My mom flipped her shit when I came home smelling like smoke again, so I'm running away.

It's perfect because if my mom tells anyone I'm gone and she doesn't know where I am my dad will get custody and the child support payments will stop.

If I setup my PSOne and bring my copy of Monster Rancher 2 I should be able to hide out during the day so no grown-ups see me.

Does anyone's parents have a copy of Mariah Carey's "Merry Christmas" CD? I need it to get the Satan Clause monster.
I tried that CD. All it gave me was a stupid Suezo.
 

Sparkletor 2.0

Money money money!!!
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Awesome. My mom flipped her shit when I came home smelling like smoke again, so I'm running away.

It's perfect because if my mom tells anyone I'm gone and she doesn't know where I am my dad will get custody and the child support payments will stop.

If I setup my PSOne and bring my copy of Monster Rancher 2 I should be able to hide out during the day so no grown-ups see me.

Does anyone's parents have a copy of Mariah Carey's "Merry Christmas" CD? I need it to get the Satan Clause monster.
I already have my Playstation plugged in and we only play Board Game Top Shop.

It's the Dark Souls of Board Game Top Shops.
 

Prince Lotor

Oldschool 80's winged-helmet autism
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I tried that CD. All it gave me was a stupid Suezo.
Damn, it's probably scratched :(
I already have my Playstation plugged in and we only play Board Game Top Shop.

It's the Dark Souls of Board Game Top Shops.
What if I only use the moster I get off the Board Game Top Shop disk while I'm in the Reehouse?
 

Schmeckel

The sun is a wondrous body.
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Damn, it's probably scratched :(

What if I only use the moster I get off the Board Game Top Shop disk while I'm in the Reehouse?
If that disc gives a Durahan or Phoenix, I'm gonna bring over my memory card to take advantage of it. I'm tired of all the Pixies and Golems I keep getting from Mom's "Now that's what I call music" CD collection.
 

Prince Lotor

Oldschool 80's winged-helmet autism
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If that disc gives a Durahan or Phoenix, I'm gonna bring over my memory card to take advantage of it. I'm tired of all the Pixies and Golems I keep getting from Mom's "Now that's what I call music" CD collection.
If it gives a Pixie or an Undine I might need some alone time under the blanket to. . .plan out how to train it. . .

I have the soundtrack to Disney's "Mulan" I can bring. That has a Kokushi Muso on it which is Durahan/??? so you can take it home on your memory card. I also have the soundtrack to Disney's "The Little Mermaid" so you can get a Mermaid (Undine/???) if you want.

I've never found a CD that gives a Phoenix though, unless you have "Bust a Move 4" to get the special one. You just have to go on the Kawrea Expedition to get another Fire Feather if you want one.
 
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Schmeckel

The sun is a wondrous body.
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If it gives a Pixie or an Undine I might need some alone time under the blanket to. . .plan out how to train it. . .

I have the soundtrack to Disney's "Mulan" I can bring. That has a Kokushi Muso on it which is Durahan/??? so you can take it home on your memory card. I also have the soundtrack to Disney's "The Little Mermaid" so you can get a Mermaid (Undine/???) if you want.

I've never found a CD that gives a Phoenix though, unless you have "Bust a Move 4" to get the special one. You just have to go on the Kawrea Expedition to get another Fire Feather if you want one.
You could just use any of the Gabriel Knight discs to get a Phoenix, but none of my friends ever had that game... They were all too busy playing doom and heroes of might and magic...

Seriously, we had a massive CD collection, and I tried every single one trying to get a cool monster. Everything came out absolutely shit. Either ma and pa had shit music taste, or the RNG'sus was just not on my side. I miss monster rancher.
 

Sparkletor 2.0

Money money money!!!
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Sparkletor 2.0 i have to ask, with your love of BGTS, where you abused 20 years ago with it...like clockwork orange style? Also, who split soda all over my fun-dip naptime pillow? its a solid block now and lost all comfort.
To be honest, back in the day the stores in town had stacks and stacks of BGTS for $1. When my friends and I would go to the store we would joke about buying it because it looked absolutely horrible. One day I bought one and brought it to the house. It was so bizarre. Instead of dice, you roll a pencil. Burger shop that doesn't sell hamburgers. The 'boss' of the game is a robot named Santa and also another character named Santa who is a lady. Poor English translation.
 

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