Super Secret Reehouse - Don't tell the grown ups

[Pretty Boy Extremism]

Sorry, PBE. I saw "black" and started chewing my fingers. I might have maybe sort of kinda deleted it accidentally maliciously.

Understandable, but I still have to punish you. Next time I buy snacks with my dad's credit cards I'll make sure to buy shrimp flavored potato chips because I know you hate those. Nothing personal, just business.

 

[tripmix]

To be honest, back in the day the stores in town had stacks and stacks of BGTS for $1. When my friends and I would go to the store we would joke about buying it because it looked absolutely horrible. One day I bought one and brought it to the house. It was so bizarre. Instead of dice, you roll a pencil. Burger shop that doesn't sell hamburgers. The 'boss' of the game is a robot named Santa and also another character named Santa who is a lady. Poor English translation.

Does this mean I can do the garfield kart competition in the reehouse?

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

To be honest, back in the day the stores in town had stacks and stacks of BGTS for $1. When my friends and I would go to the store we would joke about buying it because it looked absolutely horrible. One day I bought one and brought it to the house. It was so bizarre. Instead of dice, you roll a pencil. Burger shop that doesn't sell hamburgers. The 'boss' of the game is a robot named Santa and also another character named Santa who is a lady. Poor English translation.

My mom dragged me to office depot or staples types of stores around the PS1 times and they had decent pc games but weird 5th party titles for PS1 games. You'd ask yourself how you could go wrong with a 5 dollar tag on it lol. I had super baseball 2020 on the SNES and would always laugh at the names the players were given. If you play it, The best team has Johnny Applepie on it. I know your pain lol.

Understandable, but I still have to punish you. Next time I buy snacks with my dad's credit cards I'll make sure to buy shrimp flavored potato chips because I know you hate those. Nothing personal, just business.

Um Pretty Boy Extremism, like, um, like let me tell you about this lying sh--head on the the internet named Schmekel, um, like, okay???? He bought a pirated copy of BMX XXX at the flea market and the memory corrupted. It was no accident he wanted to see them boobies though.

 

[Pretty Boy Extremism]

Operation Dead Bird is doing as good as always! Phil bitched about low likes and retweets despite being a white hot popular internet personality with thousands of twitter impressions. Keep up the great work by bullying everyone who replies to and likes his tweets.

Magister Equitum, over and out.

 

[Schmeckel]

Operation Dead Bird is doing as good as always! Phil bitched about low likes and retweets despite being a white hot popular internet personality with thousands of twitter impressions. Keep up the great work by bullying everyone who replies to and likes his tweets.

Magister Equitum, over and out.

It wasn't bullying. I used dad's credit card to buy everyone a bunch of Swedish fish. And they were too busy chewing to respond/retwat/whatever to Dave's gin musings.

I deserve the credit. Me! Ree!

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

Operation Dead Bird is doing as good as always! Phil bitched about low likes and retweets despite being a white hot popular internet personality with thousands of twitter impressions. Keep up the great work by bullying everyone who replies to and likes his tweets.

Magister Equitum, over and out.

I just made sure derich's twitter was routed to every DSP fan. There's so much cooming to do, they won't have time or strength to engage. @cumdumpster69 I liked how you took it in the ass. When I saw his tweets I couldn't believe it lol.

 

[tripmix]

Operation Dead Bird is doing as good as always! Phil bitched about low likes and retweets despite being a white hot popular internet personality with thousands of twitter impressions. Keep up the great work by bullying everyone who replies to and likes his tweets.

Magister Equitum, over and out.

But I can't, Phil always tweets really late for me and i got to be home when the street lights come on, I'll bring some saurkraut to make up for my poor performance on that op

I just made sure derich's twitter was routed to every DSP fan. There's so much cooming to do, they won't have time or strength to engage. @cumdumpster69 I liked how you took it in the ass. When I saw his tweets I couldn't believe it lol.

Ikr? imagine using twitter for porn and not ask jeeves like a normal person

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

But I can't, Phil always tweets really late for me and i got to be home when the street lights come on, I'll bring some saurkraut to make up for my poor performance on that op

Ikr? imagine using twitter for porn and not ask jeeves like a normal person

After ask jeeves I put the images on floppy disk. I can get like 4 pictures on that floppy!

 

[Schmeckel]

After ask jeeves I put the images on floppy disk. I can get like 4 pictures on that floppy!

Look at these guys using Ask Jeeves. Excite is where it's at.

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

Look at these guys using Ask Jeeves. Excite is where it's at.

I don't know if AOL allows access to that site.

 

[tripmix]

Look at these guys using Ask Jeeves. Excite is where it's at.

i only use ask jeeves cuz you fellers put google to strict safesearch after I found anime hentai "jerk off instructions" online when I tried googling anime Joi that one time which is kinda dumb. I mean who needs instructions on how to jerk off lol xD

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

i only use ask jeeves cuz you fellers put google to strict safesearch after I found anime hentai "jerk off instructions" online when I tried googling anime Joi that one time which is kinda dumb. I mean who needs instructions on how to jerk off lol xD

Was a tentacle listed in the instructions?

 

[tripmix]

Was a tentacle listed in the instructions?

Oh yeah loads of them like 9 or 8 or something I can't remember.

Also whoever was wanting to play samurai this weekend the really confused amazon guy showed up at the reeeehouse and delivered your 50 foot length of rope. He was cool and promised not to tell the grownups about the super secret reehouse though.

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

Did the queen take away sparkletor's internet license? The treehouse has been seriously lacking the daily forced Top Shop game play that I've become accustomed to. Now I kinda wanna play Garfield Kart after I raid the wine coolers and booze from my mom's fridge. Anyone know if O'Douls is any good?

Edit: my other guess is sparkletor's parents took them on holiday to King's Island. I hear they are a safe park.

 

[tripmix]

Did the queen take away sparkletor's internet license? The treehouse has been seriously lacking the daily forced Top Shop game play that I've become accustomed to. Now I kinda wanna play Garfield Kart after I raid the wine coolers and booze from my mom's fridge. Anyone know if O'Douls is any good?

Edit: my other guess is sparkletor's parents took them on holiday to King's Island. I hear they are a safe park.

I heard he got grounded for running around in his pedal kart shouting "money money money" so he's probably grounded playing board game top shop in his room.

We can't continue the garfield kart competition without him though, if you want to play it yourself its on sale on steam right now the furious racing one is the multiplayer one you need for playing with frens online.

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

I heard he got grounded for running around in his pedal kart shouting "money money money" so he's probably grounded playing board game top shop in his room.

We can't continue the garfield kart competition without him though, if you want to play it yourself its on sale on steam right now the furious racing one is the multiplayer one you need for playing with frens online.

This shows us you never go full reta...I mean Dave. Hope Sparky learns a lesson but will say I'm jealous of the pedal cart....those kick ass!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I was busy playing Raid: Shadow Legends

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

Nahuhuhuh. If I get one of those round snow sleds and rope, could you pull me with your pedal cart? I won't tell anyone if I get hurt. Tripmix brought that up and now I want one again. I grew up when power wheels were kinda new and crazy expense so I got a pedal cart. Do you have a side emergency brake lever for 360 acton?

 

[tripmix]

Nahuhuhuh. If I get one of those round snow sleds and rope, could you pull me with your pedal cart? I won't tell anyone if I get hurt. Tripmix brought that up and now I want one again. I grew up when power wheels were kinda new and crazy expense so I got a pedal cart. Do you have a side emergency brake lever for 360 acton?

That sounds fun but I don't think pedaling a cart in the snow would be great for the rider. Maybe with offroad tyres and little spikes in them it would be ok but until snow comes you fellers can play garfield kart right?

Spoiler

I also had a pedal cart and would go as fast as I could in it to do handbrake turns, its a miracle I didn't seriously hurt myself or another person doing it.

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

That sounds fun but I don't think pedaling a cart in the snow would be great for the rider. Maybe with offroad tyres and little spikes in them it would be ok but until snow comes you fellers can play garfield kart right?

Spoiler

I also had a pedal cart and would go as fast as I could in it to do handbrake turns, its a miracle I didn't seriously hurt myself or another person doing it.

With your spoiler, I totally agree with you lol. I was thinking straight pavement but either way would need Sparkles to call out traffic since I'm used to looking left to right....I feel like either way I'd get injured. garfield kart sounds fun but feel like Top shop will when out as always. Think I want to see if sparkletor can find Beverly Hills Cop for the PS2 because it didn't come state side...I kinda see why.