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"I can come to no terms with a HAX$IVIST, which everywhere as their first act after gaining power is - not the liberation of the SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE PLAYER - but the liberation of the scum of humanity, the asocial creatures concentrated in the BASEMENTS - and then the letting loose of these wild beasts upon the terrified and helpless world about them....
HAX$ISM turns flourishing countrysides into sinister wastes of ruins; National LEFFENISM transforms a 20 YEAR OLD NINTENDO 64 GAME of destruction and misery into a healthy SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE COMMUNITY and a flourishing UNWASHED NEET life....
HAX$ planned a world revolution and SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE workmen would be used but as cannon-fodder for HAX$IVIST imperialism. But we National LEFFENISTS do not wish that our GAMER SKILLS should be employed to impose by force on other peoples what those peoples themselves do not want. Our LEFFEN army does not swear on oath that it will with bloodshed extend the National LEFFENIST idea over other peoples, but that it will with its own blood defend the National LEFFENIST idea and thereby the LEFFEN Reich, its security and freedom, from the aggression of other peoples.... The LEFFEN people as soldiers is one of the best peoples in the world: It would have become a veritable 'Fight to the 4 STOCK Brigade' for the bloody purposes of these international disseminators of strife. We have removed this danger, through the National LEFFENIST Revolution, from our own people and from other peoples....
These are only some of the grounds for the antagonisms which separate us from HAX$ISM. I confess: these antagonisms cannot be bridged. Here are really two worlds which do but grow further apart from each other and can never unite. When in an SUPER SMASH BROTHERS YOUTUBE VIDEO a LEDGE CAMPER complains that we wish to divide THE SUPER SMASH BROTHERS COMMUNITY into two parts, then unfortunately we are bound to inform this KIRBY PLAYER living on his happy DREAM LAND N64 island that - however unwelcome it may be - this division is already an accomplished fact.... That one should refuse to see a thing does not mean that it is not there. For many a year in SWEDEN I have been laughed to scorn as a prophet; for many a year my warnings and my prophecies were regarded as the illusions of a mind diseased....
HAX$ISM has attacked the foundations of our whole human order, alike in CERTIFIED TOURNAMENT and SCRIMS, the foundations of our conception of GAMER EDICIT, of our faith and of our morals: all alike are at stake. If this HAX$ISM would be content to promote this doctrine in a single land, then other countries might remain unconcerned, but its supreme principle is its internationalism and that means the confession of faith that these views must be carried to triumph throughout the whole world, i.e., that the world as we know it must be turned upside down."
- William "LEFFEN" Hjelte - The Greatest Smash Melee Player the World Has Ever Known - 2021
HAX$ISM turns flourishing countrysides into sinister wastes of ruins; National LEFFENISM transforms a 20 YEAR OLD NINTENDO 64 GAME of destruction and misery into a healthy SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE COMMUNITY and a flourishing UNWASHED NEET life....
HAX$ planned a world revolution and SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE workmen would be used but as cannon-fodder for HAX$IVIST imperialism. But we National LEFFENISTS do not wish that our GAMER SKILLS should be employed to impose by force on other peoples what those peoples themselves do not want. Our LEFFEN army does not swear on oath that it will with bloodshed extend the National LEFFENIST idea over other peoples, but that it will with its own blood defend the National LEFFENIST idea and thereby the LEFFEN Reich, its security and freedom, from the aggression of other peoples.... The LEFFEN people as soldiers is one of the best peoples in the world: It would have become a veritable 'Fight to the 4 STOCK Brigade' for the bloody purposes of these international disseminators of strife. We have removed this danger, through the National LEFFENIST Revolution, from our own people and from other peoples....
These are only some of the grounds for the antagonisms which separate us from HAX$ISM. I confess: these antagonisms cannot be bridged. Here are really two worlds which do but grow further apart from each other and can never unite. When in an SUPER SMASH BROTHERS YOUTUBE VIDEO a LEDGE CAMPER complains that we wish to divide THE SUPER SMASH BROTHERS COMMUNITY into two parts, then unfortunately we are bound to inform this KIRBY PLAYER living on his happy DREAM LAND N64 island that - however unwelcome it may be - this division is already an accomplished fact.... That one should refuse to see a thing does not mean that it is not there. For many a year in SWEDEN I have been laughed to scorn as a prophet; for many a year my warnings and my prophecies were regarded as the illusions of a mind diseased....
HAX$ISM has attacked the foundations of our whole human order, alike in CERTIFIED TOURNAMENT and SCRIMS, the foundations of our conception of GAMER EDICIT, of our faith and of our morals: all alike are at stake. If this HAX$ISM would be content to promote this doctrine in a single land, then other countries might remain unconcerned, but its supreme principle is its internationalism and that means the confession of faith that these views must be carried to triumph throughout the whole world, i.e., that the world as we know it must be turned upside down."
- William "LEFFEN" Hjelte - The Greatest Smash Melee Player the World Has Ever Known - 2021
This backfired badly on Hax$'s part, tried to make an exposè on a big time smasher manipulating people against each other, conjuring up fabricated stories on Leffen constantly harassing and fucking with people both online and irl, whilst attempting to hold him account to his own actions and make him face some direct backlash and consequences.
Yet it has completely blown up in his face, and truly revealed how much of a loose cannon Hax really is, and no matter how much evidence he puts forth, most people aren't willing to take a chance with him right now, because they know clearly he's not thinking straight.
Hax, ya dun goofed.
Yet it has completely blown up in his face, and truly revealed how much of a loose cannon Hax really is, and no matter how much evidence he puts forth, most people aren't willing to take a chance with him right now, because they know clearly he's not thinking straight.
Hax, ya dun goofed.
It's important to note that Hax was not qualified in the first place
Quick explanation on how you can get invited:
-Qualify by placing well in a big tournament
-Qualify by being first in a qualifier tournament
-Being invited directly(it's for inactive top players)
-Being voted in
It most likely won't happen but Hax has been banned from attending the tournament but not from the last qualifier.
In theory he can still play at Rollback Rumble.
He most likely won't or also get banned here too if he wants to play but it's pretty funny to think about.
I imagine the T.0 was scared Hax would be voted in via the poll just for drama's sake since Leffen is invited too
Quick explanation on how you can get invited:
-Qualify by placing well in a big tournament
-Qualify by being first in a qualifier tournament
-Being invited directly(it's for inactive top players)
-Being voted in
It most likely won't happen but Hax has been banned from attending the tournament but not from the last qualifier.
In theory he can still play at Rollback Rumble.
He most likely won't or also get banned here too if he wants to play but it's pretty funny to think about.
I imagine the T.0 was scared Hax would be voted in via the poll just for drama's sake since Leffen is invited too
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People hate manipulative bullies, but they hate lose lipped snitches who turn to daddy for popular support when they can't handle dissagreements even more.
Hax did the KF equivalent of creating a thread "He negrated me and my friends, mods plis ban"
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I seen Null's recap of the video and yeah, I am not surprised. Whatever his original points were before the schizophrenic rambling about totalitarianism kicked in - has been well and truly lost. He had a chance to expose Leffen's shitty attitude regarding his custom controller, and he blew it.
Whoever else in the community felt Leffen needed taking down a peg is probably furious at Hax now, as it only puts him in a sympathetic light, and further sweeps his valid critics under the rug; as a bunch of tin foil hat lunatics.
Hax really shot himself in both his feet here. He's essentially made Leffen bulletproof now, and I sure as fuck don't like the thought of a professional smash player being untouchable, given the track record of their peers, if you know what I mean.
Whoever else in the community felt Leffen needed taking down a peg is probably furious at Hax now, as it only puts him in a sympathetic light, and further sweeps his valid critics under the rug; as a bunch of tin foil hat lunatics.
Hax really shot himself in both his feet here. He's essentially made Leffen bulletproof now, and I sure as fuck don't like the thought of a professional smash player being untouchable, given the track record of their peers, if you know what I mean.
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Let’s be honest, any reasonable person would be scared by this lunatics 100+ page conspiracy report about a Nintendo game.
Y'know what I'm usually against this shit but there's actual probable cause here. This isn't just a case of someone on Twitter calling Jenny, 16, they/them, hobsexual a faggot tranny. This was schizo tier. I'd be wary as fuck around some schizo doxxing me and making this elaborate documentary. Get them gone. Fuck them.
Giving Leffen more wiggle room for safety protections and privileges ayy?
Sounds like a machiavalian totalitarian dictator's wet dream I say!
The pieces of the board have already been set and it's only been a couple of moves, but Hax currently sits in check...
And fuck kidsImagine being such a tedious sperg it gets you banned from a Smash Bros. Tournament. And most those guys don't even bathe regularly.
Leffen's a total faggot, of course he'd take this to its most extreme conclusion and go "HALP HAX$ HAS SNIPERS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE PLEASE BAN HIM MR LAWYER MAN".
On one hand, being afraid of some turboautist with arthritic hands is pretty gay, but on the other hand, said turboautist didn't do himself any favors by releasing a 2 hour manifesto about how some fag who was a dick to him is literally anime Hitler. Everyone involved on both sides seems like a retarded faggot in their own way so I don't feel sorry for him.
Smash Bros. competitive players can fill an entire subsection on this site. There is literally never a dull moment.
I haven't really paid much attention to it though since the cinnpie incident
I haven't really paid much attention to it though since the cinnpie incident
If your a pro smash player you are a lolcow. The game isn't designed to be played at a pro level its a fucking party game and when fucking Kirby is dominant on the "tier" list despite being considered low for a long time. Until you use his exploits. But you know what its funny you expose a asshole in a community that threw crabs at a player only to be kicked out due to being autistic. Give up hope and play Street Fighter or Tekken and get good money from either Capcom or Namco because they give a fuck about pro. Because its marketing for there now shit franchises.
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