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JackDavis

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Honestly, I only screencapped these tweets to make it a good habbit. These smash players are absolutely shameless when it comes to this subject, and I am absolutely positive that these tweets will never be taken down.
Smash players are entitled as fuck, I don't know why they would ever call any other group spoiled. They require "hand warmers" before playing matches, which are just the two players playing a game before the real game. That'd be like two football teams playing a football game before the real football game. You've been playing this game in your mom's basement for the past 20 years, what's another 10 minutes?
The top players also demand VIP stations where they can get away from their "fans" and play amongst themselves. Speaking of top players, they're referred to unironically as "Gods". Terrible.

I also saw this on twitter the other day and had to share it. A wake up DP has been in Street Fighter since 1992 and the term just makes sense. You get knocked on your back, you start mashing the dragon punch motion and you immediately get it once your character "wakes up". This dude thinks he discovered this in 2016 and tries to get it called "The Mama Mia".

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https://twitter.com/ChadDrawsThings/status/1068611111203758081
 

El Porko Fako

Lickin' it Old School
True & Honest Fan
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How do you type something this embarrassing without immediately drinking anti-freeze right afterwards? It's quite the feat to be this utterly shameless in your special needs, and chimp out this badly before the game has even come out.

I hope this lunatic enjoys spending this joyous holiday season trying to rally together people to form a cult to bomb Sakurai's house and kill anybody who happens to like the new game and fuck their corpses over vidya. As for me, I think I'm going to spend some quality time with my cousins by the fireplace, playing a fun, rousing game of Smash Ultimate. To each his own I guess.
 

the autist of dojima

I need more ratings, ratings control everything
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How do you type something this embarrassing without immediately drinking anti-freeze right afterwards? It's quite the feat to be this utterly shameless in your special needs, and chimp out this badly before the game has even come out.

I hope this lunatic enjoys spending this joyous holiday season trying to rally together people to form a cult to bomb Sakurai's house and kill anybody who happens to like the new game and fuck their corpses over vidya. As for me, I think I'm going to spend some quality time with my cousins by the fireplace, playing a fun, rousing game of Smash Ultimate. To each his own I guess.
Isnt he the same autist that has spammed xenoblade cringe threads on /v/?
 

El Porko Fako

Lickin' it Old School
True & Honest Fan
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Isnt he the same autist that has spammed xenoblade cringe threads on /v/?
I honestly don't know. I rarely go /v/. If /v/ has gotten so bad that cretins like think there's nothing wrong with posting diatribes this terrible, than I'm glad I don't go there more often.

If anyone finds more of this idiot's posts, cap them and post them here or start up a pm chain. This is how lolcalfs are birthed into the world.
 
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the autist of dojima

I need more ratings, ratings control everything
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Jesus christ, i know that nu atlus is shit, but this must be a fucking joke, instead of adding a smt character, the series that has been on nintendo consoles since their beggining (withough counting nocturne and some spin offs) instead we get fucking fursona waifu bait shit, what were they thinking
:stress:
 

Whitesnake

GΔCTGΔCTGΔCTGΔCT
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Jesus christ, i know that nu atlus is shit, but this must be a fucking joke, instead of adding a smt character, the series that has been on nintendo consoles since their beggining (withough counting nocturne and some spin offs) instead we get fucking fursona waifu bait shit, what were they thinking
:stress:
Persona’s way more popular than regular SMT, Persona 5 is their latest big release and it’s been doing gangbusters, and it’s a character that has a lot of noveset potential.
 

vertexwindi

Ay yo this beat is bananas
Supervisor
True & Honest Fan
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Jesus christ, i know that nu atlus is shit, but this must be a fucking joke, instead of adding a smt character, the series that has been on nintendo consoles since their beggining (withough counting nocturne and some spin offs) instead we get fucking fursona waifu bait shit, what were they thinking
:stress:
The salt came from inside the thread!
 

Changeofheart

Filthy g*mer scum
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Joker is really a mindblowing reveal, and I think it's a pretty hype character for making people interested in the season pass, because everyone was worried about all the characters being "Nintendo-only" after Sakurai said that the DLCs were already planned by Nintendo on Twitter.

Some say that he got in because of the spinoff on 3DS that came out some days ago, but honestly I think that trying to justify a character getting in because of the connections he got with Nintendo at this point is useless, most probably he got picked because:

-His game is still relevant and popular both in the west and Japan
-He got a very cool moveset (he can summon personas and use their powers)
-He blends in very well being an animu character (smash already has fire emblem)

Fate fans being exceptional as usual about their porn VN



How? How is it a possibility NOW? What has Persona 5 to do with a porn game that nobody cares about anymore after the anime adaptations Fate got?

>B-BUT MUH BAYONETTA
 
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The Great Chandler

"Pickleless girls don't marry virgin boys"
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Jesus christ, i know that nu atlus is shit, but this must be a fucking joke, instead of adding a smt character, the series that has been on nintendo consoles since their beggining (withough counting nocturne and some spin offs) instead we get fucking fursona waifu bait shit, what were they thinking
:stress:
As someone who isn't familiar with SMT/Persona series, it's still a legit pick and a surprising one too.
 

NARPASSWORD

The furry shemale with the Star Fox avatars
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Jesus christ, i know that nu atlus is shit, but this must be a fucking joke, instead of adding a smt character, the series that has been on nintendo consoles since their beggining (withough counting nocturne and some spin offs) instead we get fucking fursona waifu bait shit, what were they thinking
:stress:
LOL just don't buy the DLC if it bothers you that much.
 

Fandom Trash

Just your typical tumblr trash
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Im excited about the new smash bros, mainly beacuse I could play a variety of characters. Like Isabelle and now the Persona 5 main protaganist are all kinds of characters I would love to try in the game.

While should the fans stress out about this game. Most of the time they use the same 10 or so characters for fights plus if you have family or friends who arent big into fighting games, smash can be a great way to start.

Any another characters confirmed for the game?
 

Truthboi

Prince of filthy weeaboos
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Im excited about the new smash bros, mainly beacuse I could play a variety of characters. Like Isabelle and now the Persona 5 main protaganist are all kinds of characters I would love to try in the game.

While should the fans stress out about this game. Most of the time they use the same 10 or so characters for fights plus if you have family or friends who arent big into fighting games, smash can be a great way to start.

Any another characters confirmed for the game?
Monster Hunter is pretty much all but confirmed because of his victory music being datamined.

Anyone else you can figure out based on what Nintendo wants to promote for their systems
 

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