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Order for the new server will be going in ASAP. Performance will be rocky until then (rip).
Markorian
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Man, imagine being mad about Byleth, while wanting fucking geno. The main character of a game that just sold more in 2 months than the game a side character from a spinoff sold its entire lifetime almost 25 years ago.
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YIKES OOF you can't just keep adding Fire Emblem characterinos into my children's party game that I take way too serious NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Yes."
"Yes."
It's technically salt, but it's done via satire, so it gets a free pass for being productive salt. Still worth sharing, though.
Markorian
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The real problem with yesterday's announcement was that there are only 11 songs from 3 houses coming with Byleth. Where's God Shattering Star, The Spirit Dais, Life at Garreg Mach Monastery, Song of the Nabateans, and most importantly, Shambhala?
PapaGenos is a sperg, and it's amusing to see him get genuinely angry even though it's not really controller throwing rage, but most of the people that hate him are still unironically mad at him for backing the Grinch leak, which happened over a year ago. In fact, most of the people who spam "HOES MAD" are still salty about it. Hypocrites.
André Segers from GameXplain accused PapaGenos of sending his fans to "harass" him and call him MEAN NAMES like "Nintendo shill". Of course, there's no evidence of this to my knowledge, and it's pretty exceptional to think YouTubers are responsible for the actions of their fanbase.
https://twitter.com/AndreSegers/status/1058130627482927105?p=v(archive)
"I'M MOVING ON AND DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THE GRINCH EVER AGAIN!"
Another autistic faggot who goes by SmashBurb on GameFAQS and has a history of getting into slapfights with other users over video game speculation revealed his first name and town, which is Nick from Massena, New York, and then proceeded to blame PapaGenos and paint him as some advocator of harassment.
I'm not sure of what happened in the Forest Maze server. I searched /v/ and didn't get anything on it except for him admitting he ranted a lot in the video. I've heard the mods there are extremely sensitive and one of the admins, Paragon, is actually Fatmanonice's "source".
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Here's some particularly delicious salt from some Ashleyfag:
"Fire Emblem is pedos. Now when are they gonna put my loli waifu in the game?"
He seems to have deleted his account, probably 'cause he was rightfully called out for being a sped.
"Fire Emblem is pedos. Now when are they gonna put my loli waifu in the game?"
He seems to have deleted his account, probably 'cause he was rightfully called out for being a sped.
If you want Ashley in the game, remember this, because there's still hope. Ashley is a small side-character in a game composed entirely of minigame collections who not only doesn't interact with the main cast in any meaningful way, it's an intentional design choice that she literally has no personality and next to no dialogue. With that in mind, maybe I misspoke because that gives her practically a 0% chance of getting picked and an even lesser chance of people taking you seriously.Here's some particularly delicious salt from some Ashleyfag:
"Fire Emblem is pedos. Now when are they gonna put my loli waifu in the game?"
He seems to have deleted his account, probably 'cause he was rightfully called out for being a sped.
FireGod365
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Twitch chat for VGBootCamp and a bunch of other Smash Ultimate tourney channels incredibly toxic rn. Now, it's a battle between Byleth supporters and Byleth haters. All this for a character from a tactical RPG 
Markorian
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I'm just not following this train of thought. So first, you have them presumably calling a 21 year old character's fans pedos, while advocating for a child character.Here's some particularly delicious salt from some Ashleyfag:
"Fire Emblem is pedos. Now when are they gonna put my loli waifu in the game?"
He seems to have deleted his account, probably 'cause he was rightfully called out for being a sped.
Second, you have them calling nintendo, sakurai, and everyone who is a fan of fire emblem or smash pedos, apparently under the assumption that if they call them pedos, nintendo will give them what they want and put in a minor side character in a spinoff game starring a side character that already has probably more representation in smash than they've earned... Over the main character of a current and relevant nintendo game that has almost certainly sold over 3 million copies.
You call Fire Emblem a “pedo game”, yet want this 15 year old girl from an obscure title in smash instead.Here's some particularly delicious salt from some Ashleyfag:
"Fire Emblem is pedos. Now when are they gonna put my loli waifu in the game?"
He seems to have deleted his account, probably 'cause he was rightfully called out for being a sped.
What is it with these Ashley fanboys and being so weird?
"No one plays SMT! Gimme my Sora tendies!"
It'll be a sequel to the asshurt over Dragon Quest. Oh yes, no one plays the franchise that is up there with Dragon Quest and Final Fantasy in popularity. They just buy the games to look at the boxes.
Markorian
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Assuming Sora actually could get in and they don't have to go through disney, he would be a boring bog standard anime swordsman, which is exactly what they're alleging Byleth is.
B-but he has a stupid looking sword!
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It's tiresome to see Nintendo and Intsys give Fire Emblem so much attention while Advance Wars has been dead for almost a decade. It HURTS.
Wrong thread, buddy. We're here to mock people that grief over stuff like FE characters in Smash, not to act like those people (not even a little bit).
Symphony of the NEET
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Then could you please direct me to the Smash Bros thread? I admittedly got a bit lost and I thought this was the thread for discussing smash.
My apologies.