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Book Thievery

Literature Liberator
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I honestly don't understand how someone can't be so fucking asshurt over Nintendo releasing another Nintendo character into their roster. Is Byleth a character I would've wanted to see? No, but I can understand why Nintendo made that decision from a business and marketing perspective. Plus, it can be really expensive to license third-party characters, so this saves Nintendo money in the long-run. It really just goes to show just how immature and entitled the Smash community has gotten.

Personally, I'd love to see Reimu in Smash (incase you couldn't tell by my avatar, lol). I think she'd be a great fit for the series' theme of celebrating video game history. The Touhou series is practically a cornerstone of the Japanese indie scene, but it also has something that other flavor-of-the-month indies like Shovel Knight and Undertale don't have: Legacy. The Drunken Bastard has been toiling away at his pixellated waifu simulators for about 25 years now, and it's still going strong. Would I be elated to see Touhou represented in Smash? Absolutely. Am I going to shit my pants in a fit of rage if she doesn't get in? Hell no, because I realize that the odds of her actually getting in are packed deeply inside a snowball rolling through the fires of hell.

Geno and Ashley have even less chances getting a full character than her. Why can't the people screaming for those characters realize that and move on already?

Then could you please direct me to the Smash Bros thread? I admittedly got a bit lost and I thought this was the thread for discussing smash.

My apologies.
Check the Games forum in the Off-Topic section.
 

Wonathan Joss

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They haven't gotten over the meme character...

He then follows up with this exceptional take
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Also here's some Smash hypocrisy:
>"Fire Emblem is over-represented, how could they add another character to the roster?"
>Mario has 13 characters, including echoes and not including all the koopalings
>"They need to add Waluigi to the roster!"
 

Markorian

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They haven't gotten over the meme character...

He then follows up with this exceptional take
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Also here's some Smash hypocrisy:
>"Fire Emblem is over-represented, how could they add another character to the roster?"
>Mario has 13 characters, including echoes and not including all the koopalings
>"They need to add Waluigi to the roster!"
I guarantee you, if fucking Waluigi got in, this shitweasel would play 2 matches with him at max, upvote some exceptional individual on reddit, and never touch him again.
Also
Number of titles selling 3+ million that Byleth has starred in: 1
Number of titles Waluigi has starred in at all: 0
 

Changeofheart

Just let me sleep, you asshole.
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We all laughing at the smash spergs for throwing a fit over a single character out of 11 DLCs, but the Byleth/FE fanboys coming out with shit such as "Fire Emblem characters are just as iconic as Mario or Pikachu" are equally spergy. Not to mention how they react when you call the characters "anime sameface".

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Markorian

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We all laughing at the smash spergs for throwing a fit over a single character out of 11 DLCs, but the Byleth/FE fanboys coming out with shit such as "Fire Emblem characters are just as iconic as Mario or Pikachu" are equally spergy. Not to mention how they react when you call the characters "anime sameface".

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I haven't been seeing any of this supposed sperging from FE fans, and I spend a lot more time in those circles than smash circles. The closest I've seen is Fire Emblem fans being smug because smash fans have spent the past seven months seeking out every single trailer and social media post nintendo puts out for 3 houses, downvoting it, sperging in the comments, and saying how they "totally don't care", which is why they go out of their way to sperg of course. Keep in mind, this is MONTHS before Byleth was announced.
 

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doee Geneva convention apply to weebs an furfags?
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We all laughing at the smash spergs for throwing a fit over a single character out of 11 DLCs, but the Byleth/FE fanboys coming out with shit such as "Fire Emblem characters are just as iconic as Mario or Pikachu" are equally spergy. Not to mention how they react when you call the characters "anime sameface".

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SO calling their characters the equivalent of slanty eyes makes them go fucking ballistic. My sides
 

Duncan Hills Coffee

Awakes you from a thousand deaths
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I haven't been seeing any of this supposed sperging from FE fans, and I spend a lot more time in those circles than smash circles. The closest I've seen is Fire Emblem fans being smug because smash fans have spent the past seven months seeking out every single trailer and social media post nintendo puts out for 3 houses, downvoting it, sperging in the comments, and saying how they "totally don't care", which is why they go out of their way to sperg of course. Keep in mind, this is MONTHS before Byleth was announced.
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
 

NARPASSWORD

The furry shemale with the Star Fox avatars
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They haven't gotten over the meme character...

He then follows up with this exceptional take
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Also here's some Smash hypocrisy:
>"Fire Emblem is over-represented, how could they add another character to the roster?"
>Mario has 13 characters, including echoes and not including all the koopalings
>"They need to add Waluigi to the roster!"
The biggest crime the Waluigi meme autists have committed is wanting Waluigi over this lad
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Not even shitposting, at this point.
 

HIVidaBoheme

Intersectional basic bitch
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How would the smash babys react if we got a fatal frame rep? (Which is a nintendo ip btw)
With autistic "hot takes" about their generic loli waifu, gunner puppet, keyblade user, cereal mascot etc not making it in, or autistic memes like "hoes mad" and "literally who" while a subset of the community is happy about it, not much room to wonder about it now.
 

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Hoes must be REALLY mad about a video game character when they can look at Tweet like this and say with confidence, “Ya this looks fine.”
The guy's just a troll. A very successful one, though.

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The Smash community's still at fault for feeding such obvious trolling, though.
 

John Titor

Pronouns: time/temporal/tempself
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I wished I read this thread earlier. As someone who loved SMRPG when it came out, allow me to say that Genofags are fucking weird.
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As for Sora in Smash, I don't know if it's been addressed before but I'm sure it's out of the question. I heard Nomura wanted to add him in Dissidia but Disney didn't like the idea of Sora in a fighting game.
 

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Resident Smash whiner NyxTheShield, who was making a Project M version of Ultimate, got a cease and desist order from Nintendo. Also he tries to astroturf by calling the mod "educational" (whatever that's supposed to mean) and saying he never intended to release it (a blatant lie given that he's had multiple tweets hyping people up for the release of the mod).

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Naturally, the level of crying is off the charts, even if it fails to rival the Byleth announcement.

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However, a NyxTheShield update isn't complete with him whining about Smash in general, and not just Ultimate. He seems to hate every Smash game despite being a self-proclaimed fan. For instance, this first one which is him responding incredulously to Ultimate winning "best fighting game" at the VGAs.

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And some off-topic whining for good measure.

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Medafag

My previous avatar was too lewd
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If you want Ashley in the game, remember this, because there's still hope. Ashley is a small side-character in a game composed entirely of minigame collections who not only doesn't interact with the main cast in any meaningful way, it's an intentional design choice that she literally has no personality and next to no dialogue. With that in mind, maybe I misspoke because that gives her practically a 0% chance of getting picked and an even lesser chance of people taking you seriously.
There is a reason why many people believe that most Ashleyfags never played a single Wario Ware in their lives, same could be said about Shantaefags as well
 
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