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Super Smash Bros.

Discussion in 'Games' started by PrimeCutDiggityDog, Feb 4, 2013.

  1. LVL9 in this shit's hard man. Goddamn.
     
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  2. What did I fucking say
     
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  3. Did you say that John Flynt masturbates to female characters in fighting games because that's what I say

    (I need this game delivered to me NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW holy shit)
     
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  4. I said that people would complain about unlocking all the characters
     
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  5. Wu doesn't play games, so I expect him to put it aside tomorrow and claim to play it for poseur points.
     
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    REGENDarySumanai

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  6. Since he can't masturbate to Bayonetta right out the box I'm assuming he's already stopped playing the game.
     
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  7. Did bowser get buffed or was I just shit at him before? He seems to hit a lot harder than I remember and his side+a mash has a massive hitbox.
     
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  8. "10 minutes locks that you can easily bypass are too hard"
    Never change Wu
     
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  9. I'm sure she'd be perfectly happy if she could just spend $1000 in micro transactions to unlock everyone and have them stronger than all the poor people.
     
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  10. Probably a dumb-ass question, but bitch have you never played a Smash game before? It's fucking tradition, even after knowing the entire roster.
     
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  11. He's not a bitch, he's a man.
     
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  12. I'm referencing my post from his main thread, but the second most feminine thing John does is be terrible at video games and want to spend money to compensate.
     
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  13. The bosses are pretty fucking brutal too.

    Ganon vs Link was so hilariously one-sided. He only has one part of his body that can be attacked and Link has no way to reliably get behind him to hit it. Master Hand and Crazy hand are also nothing like we've ever seen 'em, but they're still crazy fun to play against.
     
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  14. I know what I said. :^) He's being a whiny bitch.

    Can I just say that the Adventure mode, as neat as the RPG aspect of it is, just sounds like a fan fic made canon? And that it's really weird hearing Marth speak English? Though I haven't played the 3DS games, so perhaps that's why it's so weird to me.

    Meanwhile I don't know what to think of this Spirits mechanic. It's basically just a longterm Trophy Assistant, isn't it?
     
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  15. so what are you guys gonna hope for for the DLCs?

    im gonna bet Terra Branford from Final Fantasy 6 will be one of them. she was from the last final fantasy game for the SNES before Squaresoft went over to playstation and became square enix.

    another prediction would be either alm and celica from fire emblem echoes. or maybe one of the new characters from fire emblem three houses. but most fan are also suggesting Fjorm from fire emblem heroes would be DLC. @1911JD what do you think?
     
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  16. Rayman. He has a trophy in 4, is a spirit in Ultimate, and is a playable fighter in Brawlhalla (which is also on the Switch), so there's a solid possibility of him being a playable fighter. Honestly, I dunno because I highly doubt that anyone could top Joker in surprise factor.
     
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  17. I think Joker has honestly opened the floodgates here. Dante (from Devil May Cry) actually seems like a realistic goal now, especially since Capcom are already heavily invested in the game, and he has a fighting style made for Smash, while including The Monster Hunter (from, well, Monster Hunter) seems like a logical choice given how well Monster Hunter is already represented. Heihachi Mishima from Tekken, or a Soul Calibur character (think Taki, Mitsurugi, Siegfried or Knightmare) could get in because of Bandai Namco's involvement. Square Enix need another rep, but I am not sure who they would go for; another Final Fantasy rep is most likely, and Sora has extra rights issues due to Disney owning his character (though I can't see Disney disallowing his usage, I think the bigger issue would be cost), but i think it would be more surprising to see 2B make her second appearance in a fighting game in two years and her inclusion is the only one I think could really top Joker's.
     
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  18. Having a Soul Calibur rep wouldn't be out of the left field, mainly because Link was playable in Soul Calibur 2 (and so was Heihachi).
     
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    REGENDarySumanai

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  19. The floodgates have been broken ever since Cloud was added. At this point any video game character ever conceived could make it in as long as Sakurai and the IP holder give a shit.

    And yeah Namco Bandai should get a Tekken or SC rep. It's bonkers how Ryu and Ken are playable characters and even Akira snuck in as an assist, but there's no one repping Namco Bandai's fighting game series, even though they co-produced the game.
     
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  20. I’m expecting a Bravely Default or Octopath Traveller rep, although I don’t really want either. Both games were Nintendo-only and popular.

    Holding out hope for Phoenix Wright or others with non traditional movesets regardless who they are.
     
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