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MightyBiteySnake

Danger!? Tsuchinoko?
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Dragon Quest would be neat representation to see in smash and it could be neat having a sword and shield character that isn't a Link
Apparently the characters people give a shit about the most are the ones who use swords.
Hector from Blazing Blade is pretty much the poster boy for "good guys with axes" in Framblem and he's waaay more popular than his deuteragonist Eliwood (Roy's dad) and is known for having a really sick criticism animation when wielding his personal axe Armads. But it's way too late to add him in unfortunately
 
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Sable

DANGEROUSLY WELCOMING IN THE NEW YEAR
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I'm not the sort of person to believe in rumour, so I'm not going to get my hopes up (especially with an SE property), but I'd be rather happy with a DQ rep solely because it's one of my favourite series and the main heroes are usually versatile enough in a way that lends itself to probably creating a versitile moveset.

Also because the music is pretty damn sweet and has the added bonus of making a certain group of people angry because the composer is like, 1000 years old and denies warcrimes or something.

Hector from Blazing Blade is pretty much the poster boy for "good guys with axes" in Framblem and he's waaay more popular than his deuteragonist Eliwood (Roy's dad) and is known for having a really sick criticism animation when wielding his personal axe Armads. But it's way too late to add him in unfortunately
That's partially because Eliwood is useless TBH. I mean, by the standards of the game not the series as a whole; there are far more awful lords than Eliwood.

But yeah, an axe user would be cool- literally one of the few things we know about one of the characters from the next one is she can use axes and everyone*'s like 'fuck it put her in or something'. I mean, the issue with the FE characters isn't the number (because there's way more Pokemon/Mario characters) but because you could cut out three whole clones.

*Everyone that the inclusion of another FE character wouldn't turn into a damn pillar of salt.
 

Cyborg Scars

Adam Sandler's #1 Fan
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The next character is a swordsman, but instead of Fire Emblem or anime it's Geralt of Rivia from the Witcher. How do you react?
That would lead to a massive shit fest. On one hand you'd have people complain that a character who never appeared on a Nintendo system, uses a sword, and is """edgy""" is in smash over waifu #984, on the other hand you'd have all the people that fellate CDPR and they glorious Geraldo being extatic, though there might be some butt hurt of the main character of a massively popular game both critically and financially going "main stream". Should be fun either way
 
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Vault Boy

Corporate Mascot of Vault-Tec.
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These days? They're way more politically correct now than they were in the past. Or did they just not notice they exist until the third game?
Believe me, I think seeing those cards from the first Witcher would make them really lose their shit, but they've had a vendetta against the company ever since their Twitter PR account made a "problematic" joke when Cyberpunk 2077 was shown off (fun fact, they've been hounding the poor bastard since he left CDPR).

Really, once you've "fucked up" in their eyes, they'll always despise you and wish for your ruin.
 
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