Surviving R. Kelly -

[Lipitor]

So I know 90% of you probably don't know who R. Kelly is much less anyone who isn't a cartoon girl.. But this new documentary series is making waves right now. Turns out R. Kelly has a sorrid sexual history and the women from his past are speaking up about it. He does some really freaky stuff. It's also funny this airs on Lifetime, it's gonna give some little old lady a heart attack.

Is R. Kelly just a regular dude who had girls jumping all over him and now they're mad he never loved them? Or is there something far more sinister hiding in his closet.... see what i did there... did you see it?

 

[UnKillShredDur]

Also, the obligatory.

 

[WeeGee]

Obligatory.

Edit: lmao ninja'd!

 

[Pointandlaugh]

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

I thought this was pretty common knowledge?

 

[The Manglement]

Yeah, nobody is going to attack a charismatic black pedophile in the entertainment industry without getting called a racist and having their life destroyed. He's pretty free to do whatever the fuck he wants, and has been for decades.

 

[Pointandlaugh]

 

[Mulberry Tree]

b-but muh black father figures!!!

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

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This meme made my day

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

One of the most well known R&B singers has a history of sexual misconduct? It's almost like they make their music in hopes of having vicious sex.

 

[XYZpdq]

I remember at SciFi Cons the bootleg video dealers would have the Tommy Lee sex tape and the R Kelly one. I don't recall exactly when or how they realized it was probably a bad idea to sell videos of an underage girl but they did eventually stop.

 

[HiddenFist]

In response to the Surviving R Kelly docuseries, R Kelly himself made a Facebook page called Surviving Lies with the purpose of exposing the women coming forward by saying they're lying. It didn't last long.

Edit: I also forgot to mention he was threatening to sue Lifetime if they chose to air the docuseries.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I have heard so many people talk about this in casual conversation while I’m eating lunch and whatnot. And they’re all on R. Kelly’s side.

 

[The Last Stand]

I'm guessing the R in R. Kelly stands for Rapist at this point now.

 

[UnKillShredDur]

b-but muh black father figures!!!

You either die an Uncle Phil, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Bill Cosby.

 

[johnny5150]

you just figure after R.Kelly's golden shower tape came to light, parents would keep their kids away from him but nope then they cry when r.kelly lock their kids in cages.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Yo @Internet War Criminal where you at dawg?

 

[Frogasm]

People have been talking about R Kelly being a fucking creep for at least a decade now. None of this is new. It just took a docuseries to start to compile evidence against him.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I remember back when "Piss-gate" started with the leaked sex tape. It was back in 2003ish?

Anyway, I remember it like it was yesterday: During one of my classes in high school, the topic of it came up, and ALL of the black girls in my class immediately came to R. Kelly's defense. They said horrid things about the girl in that tape (when all of us were around the same age as her at the time).

I think it's hilarious that Lifetime is making a grand statement about the alleged victims: That "nobody cares" because they're black women. I'm not saying that race doesn't play any factor in this situation, but it doesn't play a factor in the way that Lifetime is attempting to convey. A rich black man allegedly ran a sex trafficking ring with black girls ... BUT WHITE PPL, AMIRITE LADIES? Give me a fucking break.

I think that a lot of women in the black community, before treating their fellow black women like garbage, should take a page from Vince Staples:

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

In response to the Surviving R Kelly docuseries, R Kelly himself made a Facebook page called Surviving Lies with the purpose of exposing the women coming forward by saying they're lying. It didn't last long..

@Null should offer to host it.