...Jesus fuck, Kiwis, this thing was a fucking journey.
The Brianna Wu article is the single biggest wiki undertaking I have ever done. No other project I've worked on, wiki-wise, has been anywhere near this big, comprehensive, or absolutely fraught with bullshit in getting it to full span.
In the breadth of this article, I have had to re-write, edit, and re-re-write giant swaths of it because we kept finding out more Brianna Wu lied about. Even getting the data together for this absolute shitstorm of learning about John Flynt has been a lesson in weaponized causality, as we've systemically dug through Brianna Wu's past piece by piece. We've learned some amazing facts in this trip - Wu is, perhaps, the first known example of what we've dubbed a "Careercow."
This article is also a first for me, in that it had something of a personal stake. Not for me - my sole interest in Wu is to mock her - but for others. Without naming names, I was approached by someone who informed me of their own experiences with Wu offline, and why they were so happy that we were doing something like this on our dear Brianna.
I cannot, and more importantly, will not take credit for all of this, as there are too many Kiwis who are responsible for this article becoming as big as it was:
If I didn't mention you in the above, it's not because you weren't important or didn't contribute, it's because this project has been going on for over seven months and isn't really slowing down.
You guys are all diamonds.
The Wu article is approaching it's completion. Just a few updates to go - additions to the crash article, fine-tunings of various things in the various sub-articles, et al. This is where I need you the most, Kiwis-in-arms. I'll need to be going over the article with a fine-tooth-comb over the next few days to groom it and get it ready for a proper presentation. Let me briefly go over what's left to cover:
The Brianna Wu article is the single biggest wiki undertaking I have ever done. No other project I've worked on, wiki-wise, has been anywhere near this big, comprehensive, or absolutely fraught with bullshit in getting it to full span.
In the breadth of this article, I have had to re-write, edit, and re-re-write giant swaths of it because we kept finding out more Brianna Wu lied about. Even getting the data together for this absolute shitstorm of learning about John Flynt has been a lesson in weaponized causality, as we've systemically dug through Brianna Wu's past piece by piece. We've learned some amazing facts in this trip - Wu is, perhaps, the first known example of what we've dubbed a "Careercow."
This article is also a first for me, in that it had something of a personal stake. Not for me - my sole interest in Wu is to mock her - but for others. Without naming names, I was approached by someone who informed me of their own experiences with Wu offline, and why they were so happy that we were doing something like this on our dear Brianna.
I cannot, and more importantly, will not take credit for all of this, as there are too many Kiwis who are responsible for this article becoming as big as it was:
- @Smutley, for his Let's Play of Revolution 60 and subsequent gaining us access to The Chessboard Lethologica.
- @Optimus Prime, for his additional information about Revolution 60 and analysis throughout this entire thread.
- @Yellow Yam Scam, for in-depth analysis on Chessboard Holdings, LLC, and insight about Natalie O'Brien.
- @zedkissed60, for his constant work in keeping us up-to-date with Wu's lies and idiocy and giving us nigh-constant new content about Wu's past that we didn't have before. In everything from Wu's posting habits to info on her game, the guy's been a godsend.
- @GleamingTheQ-Bert, for more info on Wu's followers and helping me edit this fucking shambles.
- @Cynical, for chronicling literally every goddamned thing Wu has said.
- @Alan Pardew, for more contributions than I care to count.
- @NegaCWC, for in-depth analysis of the House of Wu and its business dealings.
- @Oglooger, for being the first one to reliably point out Wu's scars (Adam's Apple removal, scars on legs from SRS), as well as general humor.
- @c-no, for asking me questions and helping conduct analysis on Wu and her operations.
- @KidKitty, for reminding me to take a break from this project periodically.
- @StallChaser, for help with multiple bits of information-gathering and sorting.
- @AnOminous, for his expertise in legal matters and Wu's lack therein.
- @Francis York Morgan, for tons upon tons of analysis bits and a few of the funniest pot-shots at Wu.
- @Positron, for pointing out that Wu was an even bigger console warrior than fucking Chris is.
- @Randall Fragg for more barbs at Wu's expense and some great insight as to what might be going on in her head.
- @Ron Paul 2024 for some of the most insightful bits about Brianna Wu I got from forumers.
- @Tronbonista, for wit, wisdom, and general break-downs of Wu's bullshit.
- @Batman VS Tony Danza, for analyzing how Wu cross-references with other lolcows.
- @Sweet and Savoury, for more Wu takedown goodness.
If I didn't mention you in the above, it's not because you weren't important or didn't contribute, it's because this project has been going on for over seven months and isn't really slowing down.
You guys are all diamonds.
The Wu article is approaching it's completion. Just a few updates to go - additions to the crash article, fine-tunings of various things in the various sub-articles, et al. This is where I need you the most, Kiwis-in-arms. I'll need to be going over the article with a fine-tooth-comb over the next few days to groom it and get it ready for a proper presentation. Let me briefly go over what's left to cover:
- Integrating the new info on Wu's pets into the Crash article. Because Wu's treatment of animals wasn't abhorrent enough.
- I'll need any Kiwi who has any information on Natalie O'Brien's existence to step forward. Otherwise, we're going with the fact that she doesn't exist.
- Clean-up, images, and more for the Revolution 60 Article. If someone can do an image rip of the title graphic, that'd be cool. If not, I'll do it myself later.
- Fixing the links and citations that aren't working correctly. Wu's article set involves almost 200 of the fucking things, so finding them is important.
- Possible short sub-article on Frank Wu. I'm going to keep it short since the focus is on his Wife, and her tendency to take credit for shit that she shouldn't (such as his Hugo awards) and tendency to abuse him. I don't want this turning into a massive slam-article against Frank Wu, even if he does, indisputably, deserve it. Focus on the cow at hand.
- Miscellaneous grammar/reading/etc improvements.
