Horrorcow Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation - A Tragicomic Tale of Psychiatric Munchausen's by Proxy

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"Are you such a loser you can't tell when you've won" Jacob Fuller From Dusk til Dawn

Fuck people, for 700 pages now we've wanted Jani and Bohdi to be rescued. Well they have been. Now instead of mocking Susan and Corey for finally getting their comeuppance, you ask for more information about the kids than we need and expect validation from the kiwileaks.

They don't owe us shit and you have no right to demand answers from them. We are lucky they've given us the info they have.
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Edit: Bet you guys can't guess what movie I watched tonight.
 
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@Deadpool Come to my arms....

The kids are no longer any of our business - it's kinda mental to suggest KF crowdfund shit for them because our entire shtick is that they should never have been out for public consumption anyway.Besides, they have a metric fuckton of resources being lobbed at them where plenty of kids have nothing.

I'm not doubting anyone's good intentions but the deal now is really that we can laugh at Screech and Mong without feeling uncomfortable that it's at the kids' expense. It's been said a million times; we're not an avenging force, we don't cow-tip and we're not purveyors of vigilante justice. We are speds who laugh at other speds and that's our raison d'etre.

We have no idea what the kids need except the privacy to get on with it. Anything else is interference, regardless of the intentions behind it.
 

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The reaction to want to give something to the kids, to help somehow, is normal. People felt and did the same way after the Turpin kids were saved.

There are children, elderly folk and animals in every community that need help. Jani and Bodhi have access to more resources than most of us, and there's nothing a rando autist on KF can do anyways.
 

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I had a strong suspicion based on the title alone that reading this thread would piss me the fuck off, so I avoided it.
I was right, I'm pissed the fuck off. I'm legitimately more disturbed and aggrivated reading this shit than I was when I learned about the fucking holocaust. How the fuck could these people do this shit to their own fucking children? There is simply no excuse for this level of unmitigated evil. No, not even insanity would explain this, only evil.

But thank Holy Alcides that the DCFS finally got their shit together and got those kids out of there. I just really hope they don't hand them back to Michael, that guy ain't fucking right.
 

dihybrid-inuit

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I used to have klonopin, why tf they are giving him the thorazine?? the last time i ever saw it used was when people go crazy, like for genuinely psychotic people. hang this bitch sadam-style

You know looking at photos of Bodhi, before Susan completely fried his brain, he looks almost exactly like Michael. Her intense focus on Bodhi and then extreme abuse of him after Mike left almost makes me think he became like a real life voodoo doll for Susan. She could take out her anger at Mike on him, totally control him and then be creepy and sleep naked with him too.

At least the drug coma probably prevented him from developing the most epic case of Freudian oedipus complex in history.
is your photo from the film flamingos? the sick film with the people trying to be grossest? anyways, she basically fried her child brain.
 

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Looks like Cory's investigating new ways to get money cuz you can't really call this actual work.
Lol, I bet they missed their first regular paycheck yesterday and it's finally hitting him that they need cash, fast. Things like working overtime, or trying to find better paying work, or training in order to qualify for better work, all these are beyond them. I'll bet Susan hasn't even looked for a job yet.

Hey, Cory? They won't put the ads on older cars, or on certain models, it lowers the "tone" of the ad. And the ad pay isn't going to make up for the -$6,000+ hole you've got coming this month.

Minimum wage in LA County is $13.25. IF Cory was working 40 hours a week - and it doesn't seem like he is - that's $2,385 per month before taxes, and $1,550.25 after. Susan has 1 week of her normal gibbs paychecks coming in (from March 1st thru March 7th), so that's about $1250, minus taxes on the TANF / social security income. So they've got maybe $2,500 for the month, and ~$1,500 of that is due for rent.

Take your bets, Kiwis - do they pay rent this month, or nah?
 

Luzz Bightyear

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Lol, I bet they missed their first regular paycheck yesterday and it's finally hitting him that they need cash, fast. Things like working overtime, or trying to find better paying work, or training in order to qualify for better work, all these are beyond them. I'll bet Susan hasn't even looked for a job yet.

Hey, Cory? They won't put the ads on older cars, or on certain models, it lowers the "tone" of the ad. And the ad pay isn't going to make up for the -$6,000+ hole you've got coming this month.

Minimum wage in LA County is $13.25. IF Cory was working 40 hours a week - and it doesn't seem like he is - that's $2,385 per month before taxes, and $1,550.25 after. Susan has 1 week of her normal gibbs paychecks coming in (from March 1st thru March 7th), so that's about $1250, minus taxes on the TANF / social security income. So they've got maybe $2,500 for the month, and ~$1,500 of that is due for rent.

Take your bets, Kiwis - do they pay rent this month, or nah?
Nope and it'll be the mental health systems fault.
 

Dangerhair

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Wise words
I remember you saying, basically, that this thread wouldn't be happy unless the Avengers busted down Screech's door and rescued the kids.

Given last week's events, short of the slim chance that the DCFS agents were actually named Tony Stark and Steve Rogers, that's pretty much exactly what happened.

Jani she ok, Bodhi he ok (or at least as OK as they can get for the time being).
 

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Looks like Cory's investigating new ways to get money cuz you can't really call this actual work.

And the 2nd one entered Batshit Territory
They should definitely get Mayne Pharma to pay to have Susan’s BMW plastered with ads of Clozapine. The manufacturers of Thorazine might be interested too. It would be perfect.
 

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I used to have klonopin, why tf they are giving him the thorazine?? the last time i ever saw it used was when people go crazy, like for genuinely psychotic people. hang this bitch sadam-style
its an old drug, some people still use it if others havent been successful, especially if you're old and have been on it before the new drugs started. Susan probably knew about it before the new drugs started up and just pushes for it cause that's what she knows- it was the go to intervention drug in the past, I've read autobiographies from people who mention it all the time when they have been in hospital and needed calming down. Thorazine and Haldol were the big boys of the past for anti-psychotics, lithium is the go to for mood issues.

Now they'd use something newer as the side effects arent as bad, but the risks of Clozaril are pretty dangerous in comparison, with neutropenia etc. It is only used in the UK when at least 2 other drugs have failed to have an effect on someone's mental health, i don't know the policy in the US. Probably would be easier to get Thorazine than Clozaril here lmao.
 

dihybrid-inuit

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its an old drug, some people still use it if others havent been successful, especially if you're old and have been on it before the new drugs started. Susan probably knew about it before the new drugs started up and just pushes for it cause that's what she knows- it was the go to intervention drug in the past, I've read autobiographies from people who mention it all the time when they have been in hospital and needed calming down. Thorazine and Haldol were the big boys of the past for anti-psychotics, lithium is the go to for mood issues.

Now they'd use something newer as the side effects arent as bad, but the risks of Clozaril are pretty dangerous in comparison, with neutropenia etc. It is only used in the UK when at least 2 other drugs have failed to have an effect on someone's mental health, i don't know the policy in the US. Probably would be easier to get Thorazine than Clozaril here lmao.
i almost feel like they are just selling most of it... idk but lithium too? his brain simply can't function bro...
 

hambeerlyingnreed

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So they've got maybe $2,500 for the month, and ~$1,500 of that is due for rent.
Is it not normal to spend 50% or more of your paycheque on rent in LA? Cause it is a thing in other North American metropolitan cities. Go to work, then go to the soup kitchen for "supper" (really, breakfast) and go home to crash before repeating the horrible Groundhog Day. That kinda shit is one of the reasons quite a few workers are opting to sleep in their cars, shower at a low-cost gym like the YMCA and leech wifi from coffee shops. And that shit is too good for the likes of Corey and Susie.
 

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its an old drug, some people still use it if others havent been successful, especially if you're old and have been on it before the new drugs started. Susan probably knew about it before the new drugs started up and just pushes for it cause that's what she knows- it was the go to intervention drug in the past, I've read autobiographies from people who mention it all the time when they have been in hospital and needed calming down. Thorazine and Haldol were the big boys of the past for anti-psychotics, lithium is the go to for mood issues.

Now they'd use something newer as the side effects arent as bad, but the risks of Clozaril are pretty dangerous in comparison, with neutropenia etc. It is only used in the UK when at least 2 other drugs have failed to have an effect on someone's mental health, i don't know the policy in the US. Probably would be easier to get Thorazine than Clozaril here lmao.
I used to have klonopin, why tf they are giving him the thorazine?? the last time i ever saw it used was when people go crazy, like for genuinely psychotic people. hang this bitch sadam-style
dihybrid, you seem newer to this thread, so just a heads up that this issue has been discussed at length. Susan appears to be stuck on the idea on thorazine PRN, plus the use of lithium and clozaril, because these drugs are often mentioned in older movies and books about mental illness.

Susan became captivated with the idea of a schizophrenic genius when the book and movie "A Beautiful Mind" came out around the time she was pregnant with Jani. Since her only knowledge of mental illness and the medications and therapies required to treat schizophrenia comes from old movies or books, she thinks group homes and hospitals are still places where patients are maltreated and locked up; that thorazine and clozaril are the only appropriate medications for these illnesses; and that straight jackets, whether literal or chemical, are the only way to deal with one of her children moving or looking around a room.

I suggest reading through the thread from the beginning so you can begin to get a picture of how mentally ill Susan is, and why she fixates on 3 specific drugs (clozaril, thorazine, and lithium), as well as her children having what she imagines to be schizophrenia.

She takes the klonopins because she refuses to treat her monopolar mania, resulting in her running round for days in a state of manic delusions before knocking herself out with benzodiazepines for sleep occasionally (she refuses regular medication because it might make her gain weight - and she enjoys her mania.)

That kinda shit is one of the reasons quite a few workers are opting to sleep in their cars, shower at a low-cost gym like the YMCA and leech wifi from coffee shops
This was literally Cory's life before he met Susan - he was living in a men's shelter / halfway house, for homeless men and veterans. If he's on his way back to this, I don't think he sticks around Susan for long. She's a drain on his accounts now, not the other way around.


I wonder how having kids removed from his house would affect his employ-ability with this job?!‽‽ Ffs
As long as they haven't been charged with a crime yet? Not at all. Though he gives off such a creepy vibe around kids that I dont think he'd make it though an in-person interview.

And Susan would flip on on the camera and start shout-interviewing all the kids about whether they'd taken their meds today, and which ones they need.
 

dihybrid-inuit

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dihybrid, you seem newer to this thread, so just a heads up that this issue has been discussed at length. Susan appears to be stuck on the idea on thorazine PRN, plus the use of lithium and clozaril, because these drugs are often mentioned in older movies and books about mental illness.

Susan became captivated with the idea of a schizophrenic genius when the book and movie "A Beautiful Mind" came out around the time she was pregnant with Jani. Since her only knowledge of mental illness and the medications and therapies required to treat schizophrenia comes from old movies or books, she thinks group homes and hospitals are still places where patients are maltreated and locked up; that thorazine and clozaril are the only appropriate medications for these illnesses; and that straight jackets, whether literal or chemical, are the only way to deal with one of her children moving or looking around a room.

I suggest reading through the thread from the beginning so you can begin to get a picture of how mentally ill Susan is, and why she fixates on 3 specific drugs (clozaril, thorazine, and lithium), as well as her children having what she imagines to be schizophrenia.

She takes the klonopins because she refuses to treat her monopolar mania, resulting in her running round for days in a state of manic delusions before knocking herself out with benzodiazepines for sleep occasionally (she refuses regular medication because it might make her gain weight - and she enjoys her mania.)


This was literally Cory's life before he met Susan - he was living in a men's shelter / halfway house, for homeless men and veterans. If he's on his way back to this, I don't think he sticks around Susan for long. She's a drain on his accounts now, not the other way around.



As long as they haven't been charged with a crime yet? Not at all. Though he gives off such a creepy vibe around kids that I dont think he'd make it though an in-person interview.

And Susan would flip on on the camera and start shout-interviewing all the kids about whether they'd taken their meds today, and which ones they need.
i see, she is nuts regardless. she should learn to keep fiction and reality separate to her children. those drugs are nothing to play with
 

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