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Fattyroad

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did anyone look at his facebook and most recent post? it's a to a twitter post where a girl tags the prez, the kardashians and ellen so someone will help her get her kids back. She was drinking A GALLON OF FIREBALL A DAY and her toddler found some random pills in a hotel that def weren't hers. Then CPS stole mah kids!
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"I'm not asking you to sedate him, just give him something to calm him down!"
Sounds like she's a perfect match for Susan.
 

summerandtempest

Clozaril, Lithium and Thorazine, YAAAAYY!
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Here's the text of the original "Story" of his GoFuckMe. One has to wonder if Susan even read this before reposting.
Hello, I would first like to say thank you for taking the time to read about a very difficult situation for my children and me. It is very difficult for me to ask for help but this situation has left me no choice. The lives and future of my children are at serious risk. They are currently in the custody of CPS. I was arrested for a domestic dispute and my children were taken for a crime that didnt occur which is the reason I never seen a judge before the case was dismissed. However, my children were never returned to me. I've raised my children all of their lives. The mother has never been in the picture and I have never neglected nor abused my children. I have made mistakes in my life and I do my best to correct and learn from them. I had children at a young age and very little positive support from any family. Prior to dcfs taking custody of my kids my daughter had a GPA of 3.8 and my son was doing average. My intentions were to put my son in summer school and have him tested. On May,12th 2018 , our life changed. Currently, my son 12 has been groomed and possibly sexually abused by the first caretaker and is now living in a household where my daughter 15 was physically abused and her 700.00 phone was purposely damaged by foster parent which resulted in my daughter attempting suicide. These are just the latest true and most devastating facts to this case. I have an abundance more. I've had an attorney the entire time and CPS just keeps dragging It out until I'm at my ends. I've spent at least 20,000 on this case so far which could be used toward purchasing a house and all the other needs we have. My lawyer told me they were gonna just keep dragging It out and if I keep fighting it and I'll spend $100,000.00 and receive the same end result. At that point I gave in and took the classes and plead no contest. Unfortunately, CPS was able to make accusations that never occurred which is one of the reasons I was never criminally charged. Now , because my daughter was physically/emotionally abused which resulted in a attempt to commit suicide and my son is still in that household so I filed an emergency motion. The judge will hear it in June. I filed charges for the phone, however the sheriff's would not let me press charges for foster mom physically abusing my daughter. CPS apparently handles it at that point . CPS closed the abuse case without ever fully investigating it. I had/have valuable information and reached out to contact the investigator several times. Finally , when DCFS came to the school to have a meeting with my daughter/staff an myself, I was able to confront them and they responded with the investigators number. Sadly , a week an a half went by with no return phone call. I called the hotline at that point and while I'm making a report the agent on the line tells me the case for the foster mom is closed as of April 22nd 2019. The same day my daughter and I confronted CPS worker and supervisor advising were are pressing charges. The same day she finally gave me a number to call as well. I have been complying with all court orders. My daughter is struggling and if this continues she will not continue school which in turn sets path for her future. Since in custody of DCFS her grades have dropped to F's she experimenting in things that could destroy her future ,my son is not improving , he apparently doesn't want to talk to me and hasn't since November 2018. I've continued to press the issue to have my children enrolled in therapy that I offered to pay for. The last Time we were together I had a monitored visit that was done through a separate company and the report was good. CPS has been ordered at least four times to put my children in counseling and still hasn't. Thank God for West Ranch High School putting a great team together to atleast help with what they can for my daughter during school. We were a Loving family ripped apart. They are in a school system that could give them many opportunities in life but my hands are tied and CPS is as allowing the destruction to continue. My kids are separated from each other, failing in school or below average , manipulated ,abused ,tragedy being my worst fear came close with my daughter attempting suicide and my son was almost hit by the car that killed a dog. I looked on the news for 5 min and they were protesting downtown LA because the system failed/DCFS their child and he died. I need your help so that isnt my child or anyone else's that matter. I still owe like $17,000.00 for my attorney and we still have a lot to go. Anything will help including suggestions. I do have a team of professionals and others involved with DCFS going through similar circumstances in support. My children are running out of time. My goal is to transfer job location and move out of this location with my children and help any other children an family's I can that are dealing with similar problems. The criminal acts taking place happen way to often, especially here. If you want to know more information feel free to contact me and I'll do my best to provide more. I'm sorry about the structure of the writing but every minute is crucial at this point. Thank you God bless you and if you pray please pray for my children. I will put some documentation if I'm able and allowed to.

The other two "updates" are just pictures of his account balance from his attorneys' office and articles about human trafficking and CPS-linked child deaths.
 

throwingmuses1

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Here's the text of the original "Story" of his GoFuckMe. One has to wonder if Susan even read this before reposting.
Hello, I would first like to say thank you for taking the time to read about a very difficult situation for my children and me. It is very difficult for me to ask for help but this situation has left me no choice. The lives and future of my children are at serious risk. They are currently in the custody of CPS. I was arrested for a domestic dispute and my children were taken for a crime that didnt occur which is the reason I never seen a judge before the case was dismissed. However, my children were never returned to me. I've raised my children all of their lives. The mother has never been in the picture and I have never neglected nor abused my children. I have made mistakes in my life and I do my best to correct and learn from them. I had children at a young age and very little positive support from any family. Prior to dcfs taking custody of my kids my daughter had a GPA of 3.8 and my son was doing average. My intentions were to put my son in summer school and have him tested. On May,12th 2018 , our life changed. Currently, my son 12 has been groomed and possibly sexually abused by the first caretaker and is now living in a household where my daughter 15 was physically abused and her 700.00 phone was purposely damaged by foster parent which resulted in my daughter attempting suicide. These are just the latest true and most devastating facts to this case. I have an abundance more. I've had an attorney the entire time and CPS just keeps dragging It out until I'm at my ends. I've spent at least 20,000 on this case so far which could be used toward purchasing a house and all the other needs we have. My lawyer told me they were gonna just keep dragging It out and if I keep fighting it and I'll spend $100,000.00 and receive the same end result. At that point I gave in and took the classes and plead no contest. Unfortunately, CPS was able to make accusations that never occurred which is one of the reasons I was never criminally charged. Now , because my daughter was physically/emotionally abused which resulted in a attempt to commit suicide and my son is still in that household so I filed an emergency motion. The judge will hear it in June. I filed charges for the phone, however the sheriff's would not let me press charges for foster mom physically abusing my daughter. CPS apparently handles it at that point . CPS closed the abuse case without ever fully investigating it. I had/have valuable information and reached out to contact the investigator several times. Finally , when DCFS came to the school to have a meeting with my daughter/staff an myself, I was able to confront them and they responded with the investigators number. Sadly , a week an a half went by with no return phone call. I called the hotline at that point and while I'm making a report the agent on the line tells me the case for the foster mom is closed as of April 22nd 2019. The same day my daughter and I confronted CPS worker and supervisor advising were are pressing charges. The same day she finally gave me a number to call as well. I have been complying with all court orders. My daughter is struggling and if this continues she will not continue school which in turn sets path for her future. Since in custody of DCFS her grades have dropped to F's she experimenting in things that could destroy her future ,my son is not improving , he apparently doesn't want to talk to me and hasn't since November 2018. I've continued to press the issue to have my children enrolled in therapy that I offered to pay for. The last Time we were together I had a monitored visit that was done through a separate company and the report was good. CPS has been ordered at least four times to put my children in counseling and still hasn't. Thank God for West Ranch High School putting a great team together to atleast help with what they can for my daughter during school. We were a Loving family ripped apart. They are in a school system that could give them many opportunities in life but my hands are tied and CPS is as allowing the destruction to continue. My kids are separated from each other, failing in school or below average , manipulated ,abused ,tragedy being my worst fear came close with my daughter attempting suicide and my son was almost hit by the car that killed a dog. I looked on the news for 5 min and they were protesting downtown LA because the system failed/DCFS their child and he died. I need your help so that isnt my child or anyone else's that matter. I still owe like $17,000.00 for my attorney and we still have a lot to go. Anything will help including suggestions. I do have a team of professionals and others involved with DCFS going through similar circumstances in support. My children are running out of time. My goal is to transfer job location and move out of this location with my children and help any other children an family's I can that are dealing with similar problems. The criminal acts taking place happen way to often, especially here. If you want to know more information feel free to contact me and I'll do my best to provide more. I'm sorry about the structure of the writing but every minute is crucial at this point. Thank you God bless you and if you pray please pray for my children. I will put some documentation if I'm able and allowed to.

The other two "updates" are just pictures of his account balance from his attorneys' office and articles about human trafficking and CPS-linked child deaths.
He left out the part about getting arrested for having a loaded gun in the cup holder of his car (and under the seat!) while driving with his young children, as well as roids and syringes. He's made the news at least once himself.

Susan is probably going to try to cougar him.
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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Here's the text of the original "Story" of his GoFuckMe. One has to wonder if Susan even read this before reposting.
Hello, I would first like to say thank you for taking the time to read about a very difficult situation for my children and me. It is very difficult for me to ask for help but this situation has left me no choice. The lives and future of my children are at serious risk. They are currently in the custody of CPS. I was arrested for a domestic dispute and my children were taken for a crime that didnt occur which is the reason I never seen a judge before the case was dismissed. However, my children were never returned to me. I've raised my children all of their lives. The mother has never been in the picture and I have never neglected nor abused my children. I have made mistakes in my life and I do my best to correct and learn from them. I had children at a young age and very little positive support from any family. Prior to dcfs taking custody of my kids my daughter had a GPA of 3.8 and my son was doing average. My intentions were to put my son in summer school and have him tested. On May,12th 2018 , our life changed. Currently, my son 12 has been groomed and possibly sexually abused by the first caretaker and is now living in a household where my daughter 15 was physically abused and her 700.00 phone was purposely damaged by foster parent which resulted in my daughter attempting suicide. These are just the latest true and most devastating facts to this case. I have an abundance more. I've had an attorney the entire time and CPS just keeps dragging It out until I'm at my ends. I've spent at least 20,000 on this case so far which could be used toward purchasing a house and all the other needs we have. My lawyer told me they were gonna just keep dragging It out and if I keep fighting it and I'll spend $100,000.00 and receive the same end result. At that point I gave in and took the classes and plead no contest. Unfortunately, CPS was able to make accusations that never occurred which is one of the reasons I was never criminally charged. Now , because my daughter was physically/emotionally abused which resulted in a attempt to commit suicide and my son is still in that household so I filed an emergency motion. The judge will hear it in June. I filed charges for the phone, however the sheriff's would not let me press charges for foster mom physically abusing my daughter. CPS apparently handles it at that point . CPS closed the abuse case without ever fully investigating it. I had/have valuable information and reached out to contact the investigator several times. Finally , when DCFS came to the school to have a meeting with my daughter/staff an myself, I was able to confront them and they responded with the investigators number. Sadly , a week an a half went by with no return phone call. I called the hotline at that point and while I'm making a report the agent on the line tells me the case for the foster mom is closed as of April 22nd 2019. The same day my daughter and I confronted CPS worker and supervisor advising were are pressing charges. The same day she finally gave me a number to call as well. I have been complying with all court orders. My daughter is struggling and if this continues she will not continue school which in turn sets path for her future. Since in custody of DCFS her grades have dropped to F's she experimenting in things that could destroy her future ,my son is not improving , he apparently doesn't want to talk to me and hasn't since November 2018. I've continued to press the issue to have my children enrolled in therapy that I offered to pay for. The last Time we were together I had a monitored visit that was done through a separate company and the report was good. CPS has been ordered at least four times to put my children in counseling and still hasn't. Thank God for West Ranch High School putting a great team together to atleast help with what they can for my daughter during school. We were a Loving family ripped apart. They are in a school system that could give them many opportunities in life but my hands are tied and CPS is as allowing the destruction to continue. My kids are separated from each other, failing in school or below average , manipulated ,abused ,tragedy being my worst fear came close with my daughter attempting suicide and my son was almost hit by the car that killed a dog. I looked on the news for 5 min and they were protesting downtown LA because the system failed/DCFS their child and he died. I need your help so that isnt my child or anyone else's that matter. I still owe like $17,000.00 for my attorney and we still have a lot to go. Anything will help including suggestions. I do have a team of professionals and others involved with DCFS going through similar circumstances in support. My children are running out of time. My goal is to transfer job location and move out of this location with my children and help any other children an family's I can that are dealing with similar problems. The criminal acts taking place happen way to often, especially here. If you want to know more information feel free to contact me and I'll do my best to provide more. I'm sorry about the structure of the writing but every minute is crucial at this point. Thank you God bless you and if you pray please pray for my children. I will put some documentation if I'm able and allowed to.

The other two "updates" are just pictures of his account balance from his attorneys' office and articles about human trafficking and CPS-linked child deaths.
He also blacks out parts of the invoice that would show its for criminal defense, not getting his kids back. I hope that scum bag never sees his poor kids again. The fact he’s raised zero dollars is reassuring.
 

multiverse

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He also blacks out parts of the invoice that would show its for criminal defense, not getting his kids back. I hope that scum bag never sees his poor kids again. The fact he’s raised zero dollars is reassuring.
And this is the kind of parent Susan is on par with: alcoholic, drug addicted, violent child neglectors who want their kids' social security checks back, so they can go back to an easy life of gibbs and no work.

Pretty big comedown from Oprah featured super mom, no?
 

BlisterInTheSun

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I know we aren't supposed to poke the cows but I am DYING for someone to ask Cory if he still views CPS as harmless. Didn't he say that they had regular contact with CPS... they had been investigated and found to be doing nothing wrong- just following doctors orders... CPS even comes to their school meetings. I SO WISH I could see that huge crow stuck in Cory's throat. He was so sure that they would never get caught.
 

KeepHopeAlive

I'm not a doctor, but I play one on the internet.
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I know we aren't supposed to poke the cows but I am DYING for someone to ask Cory if he still views CPS as harmless. Didn't he say that they had regular contact with CPS... they had been investigated and found to be doing nothing wrong- just following doctors orders... CPS even comes to their school meetings. I SO WISH I could see that huge crow stuck in Cory's throat. He was so sure that they would never get caught.

Or we could ask, Cory, just how far have you fallen??

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cuddle striker

please wait what is your genotype
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The other two "updates" are just pictures of his account balance from his attorneys' office and articles about human trafficking and CPS-linked child deaths.
this leaped out at me
my son was almost hit by the car that killed a dog.
as especially wonderful. That's a really good bizarre story that doesn't mention a damn thing about what accusations CPS made against him, his own criminal record and cases, etc.

I'm so glad Susan is jumping on this crazy train of Evil CPS.
 

Maggots on a Train v2

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did anyone look at his facebook and most recent post? it's a to a twitter post where a girl tags the prez, the kardashians and ellen so someone will help her get her kids back. She was drinking A GALLON OF FIREBALL A DAY and her toddler found some random pills in a hotel that def weren't hers. Then CPS stole mah kids!
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Here's the tl;dr for that. Top notch unreliable narrator story.
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Top paragraph of image #2 most relevant, the kid ate mystery pills, and she waited around "15-20 minutes" until he had stopped breathing and turned gray to call 911. :chicken: That's the pinnacle of addict or dealer behavior. Nobody sane would reblog this shit.
 

SheCameForNecky

And do I help them? Yes, indeed. :)
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Here's the tl;dr for that. Top notch unreliable narrator story.
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Top paragraph of image #2 most relevant, the kid ate mystery pills, and she waited around "15-20 minutes" until he had stopped breathing and turned gray to call 911. :chicken: That's the pinnacle of addict or dealer behavior. Nobody sane would reblog this shit.
I'm supposed to believe a healthy kid ate a fragment of Ritalin and MDMA and was turning gray and not breathing? This is some exceptional writing so I may have misunderstood it. Children are pretty resilient with strong, fresh livers. He likely would have just slept it off if this was exactly what happened. Do you know how many panicked calls Poison Control gets and how many ER visits that don't amount to shit other than fingerwagging by a doctor?
 

Rabbit Bones

If he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster
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Here's the tl;dr for that. Top notch unreliable narrator story.
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Top paragraph of image #2 most relevant, the kid ate mystery pills, and she waited around "15-20 minutes" until he had stopped breathing and turned gray to call 911. :chicken: That's the pinnacle of addict or dealer behavior. Nobody sane would reblog this shit.
My dog ate a pill once, and we were off to the emergency vet the second it went down his throat. I can't imagine just chilling and hopping your toddler will be fine. after eating a mystery object from under a motel bed.
 

mdrop22

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I'm supposed to believe a healthy kid ate a fragment of Ritalin and MDMA and was turning gray and not breathing? This is some exceptional writing so I may have misunderstood it. Children are pretty resilient with strong, fresh livers. He likely would have just slept it off if this was exactly what happened. Do you know how many panicked calls Poison Control gets and how many ER visits that don't amount to shit other than fingerwagging by a doctor?
First of all, he ate amphetamines, straight up. Ritalin is Methylphenidate and MDMA is 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. What the doctor was trying to tell her was that the kid probably ate an entire amphetamine pill (Adderall, a generic amphetamine pill, or street amphetamine powder which is rare as fuck). He MAY have eaten an "ecstasy pill", which would be a pressed pill sold as MDMA but actually containing amphetamines. This lady is just exceptional so she couldn't understand what the doctor was trying to tell her. The kid definitely ate more than a fraction, as the description fits an amphetamine OD perfectly. She admits she didn't see how much the kid ate. For all we know, he found a full bag of pills and went to town. She's just too stupid and insane to understand what happened.
 

PolexiaAphrodisia

Life just kills me. Do you have any pot?
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First of all, he ate amphetamines, straight up. Ritalin is Methylphenidate and MDMA is 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. What the doctor was trying to tell her was that the kid probably ate an entire amphetamine pill (Adderall, a generic amphetamine pill, or street amphetamine powder which is rare as fuck). He MAY have eaten an "ecstasy pill", which would be a pressed pill sold as MDMA but actually containing amphetamines. This lady is just exceptional so she couldn't understand what the doctor was trying to tell her. The kid definitely ate more than a fraction, as the description fits an amphetamine OD perfectly. She admits she didn't see how much the kid ate. For all we know, he found a full bag of pills and went to town. She's just too stupid and insane to understand what happened.
Your avatar is very apropos for this comment.

Yeah, that story is complete shit. She couldn't pay rent, so she was homeless with her kids, she called her friend to beg for food/called her dealer for a fix and didn't bother making sure her fucking kid didn't crawl under the bed. She was staying in a shit motel so her kid ate a pill that was under the bed. Then yea, she waited until he was inches from fucking death to take him to the hospital, possibly because she was high and didn't want to get caught.

And now she can't visit her kids because it's "too stressful for the family" - aka she arrives trashed, gets her kids all worked up, possibly starts fights with the foster mom, and leaves a trail of shit in her wake.

I swear these women view kids as some kind of status symbol or something, they have zero concern for how the kids feel and are all about their own "feelings" and embarrassment at being called out on their fucking shitty behavior.
 

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