Horrorcow Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation - A Tragicomic Tale of Psychiatric Munchausen's by Proxy

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Viridian

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i would absolutely not put it past Susan to let the dragon die to hurt Jani’s feelings.
Me either. She'd blame it all on Michael of course, because no narc will ever take responsibility for their own bullshit: "Your dragon wouldn't have died if your father hadn't lied to DCFS! It's all your father's fault and you should feel bad for siding with him over me!"
 

lameandgay2

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Ok so I'm loving how assertive Jani is being.
Who would have thought around Christmas time, that in a few months, Jani would be verbally stating that not only does she not want to see Susan, but that Susan is crazy? Who would have thought she'd have been able to bring herself to rat Cory out for his fucked up antics?

This is a really good sign.
 
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Ok so I'm loving how assertive Jani is being.
Who would have thought around Christmas time, that in a few months, Jani would be verbally stating that not only does she not want to see Susan, but that Susan is crazy? Who would have thought she'd have been able to bring herself to rat Cory out for his fucked up antics?

This is a really good sign.
Jani's always seemed very strong-minded, but it's hard to assert yourself when you're so drugged up that you can barely speak.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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I don't think she actually loves her children.

I know you can't really assume that based on bad or even terrible parenting, but it's just my impression.
Actually you can. Terrible parents who neglect or abuse their kids don’t really love them. Love is action, love is taking care of your kids, love is sacrificing.

Shitty parents “love” their kids just like domestic abuser love their spouses. Just saying the words and/or being nice inbetween abuse isn’t love.

Maybe abusive parents love kids in their own warped definition of the word but it’s not worthy of the title.
 

Abortions4All

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Her name was Susan
she was a munchie
with two kids to diagnose, and a witch's crooked nose
She would hand pills out, and go to doctors
She'd claim her kids were schizo sick, but it was all just Susan's trick
she needed that tugboat
to keep her life afloat
And she put it all on YouTube
so that she could gloat

Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to call their kids bananas
Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Anti-psychotics were used as narcotics
with the Schofields...you'll go insane.

His name was Cory
he was a grifter
His last wife in the loony bin, 'cause Cory forced and locked her in
He met with Susan, and then he moved in
Susan rolled out the welcome mat to their filthy two-room flat,
While Cory got some head
The kids were close in bed
Soon the internet was scared the kids would end up dead

At the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to drive their kids bananas
Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Grownups were lazy, so called their kids crazy
That's the Schofields...ain't that insane?

Her name was Jani
she was a good girl
On medication up to there, no one to brush her curly hair
Liked petting horses
And watching Coco
Jani was pushed onto TV, since the tender age of three
Her brother Bodhi, too
How could these kids get through?
When they both were whisked away, it was quite overdue

At the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to drive their kids bananas
Oh the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Drugging their children, and acting like villains
That's the Schofields...don't go insane!
 
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Alto

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Her name was Susan
she was a munchie
with two kids to diagnose, and a witch's crooked nose
She would hand pills out, and go to doctors
She'd claim her kids were schizo sick, but it was all just Susan's trick
she needed that tugboat
to keep her life afloat
And she put it all on Facebook
so that she could gloat

Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to call their kids bananas
Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Anti-psychotics were used as narcotics
with the Schofields...you'll go insane.

His name was Cory
he was a grifter
His last wife in the loony bin, 'cause Cory forced and locked her in
He met with Susan, and then he moved in
To their filthy two-room flat, Susan rolled out the welcome mat
While Cory got some head
The kids were close in bed
Soon the internet was scared the kids would end up dead

At the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to drive their kids bananas
Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Grownups were lazy, so called their kids crazy
That's the Schofields...ain't that insane?

Her name was Jani
she was a good girl
On medication up to there, no one to brush her curly hair
Liked petting horses
And watching Coco
She'd been pushed onto TV, since the tender age of three
Her brother Bodhi, too
How could these kids get through?
When they both were whisked away, it was quite overdue

At the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to drive their kids bananas
Oh the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Drugging their children, and acting like villains
That's the Schofields...don't go insane!
Sondheim would weep at how neatly those lyrics were tied together. Semper Fi.
 

DrJonesHat

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And at a DENNYS in the middle of the NIGHT lolllll. That’s basically like bragging that you are eating at a cardboard city under the freeway overpass. This is a restaurant known for CHAIR fighting. My god they are trashy af.
Some weird shit goes on at 2am at those 24/7 places.
Her name was Susan
she was a munchie
with two kids to diagnose, and a witch's crooked nose
She would hand pills out, and go to doctors
She'd claim her kids were schizo sick, but it was all just Susan's trick
she needed that tugboat
to keep her life afloat
And she put it all on YouTube
so that she could gloat

Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to call their kids bananas
Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Anti-psychotics were used as narcotics
with the Schofields...you'll go insane.

His name was Cory
he was a grifter
His last wife in the loony bin, 'cause Cory forced and locked her in
He met with Susan, and then he moved in
To their filthy two-room flat, Susan rolled out the welcome mat
While Cory got some head
The kids were close in bed
Soon the internet was scared the kids would end up dead

At the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to drive their kids bananas
Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Grownups were lazy, so called their kids crazy
That's the Schofields...ain't that insane?

Her name was Jani
she was a good girl
On medication up to there, no one to brush her curly hair
Liked petting horses
And watching Coco
Jani was pushed onto TV, since the tender age of three
Her brother Bodhi, too
How could these kids get through?
When they both were whisked away, it was quite overdue

At the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to drive their kids bananas
Oh the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Drugging their children, and acting like villains
That's the Schofields...don't go insane!
Now I have that song stuck in my head! Damn you!