Horrorcow Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation - A Tragicomic Tale of Psychiatric Munchausen's by Proxy

MirnaMinkoff

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I don't think she actually loves her children.

I know you can't really assume that based on bad or even terrible parenting, but it's just my impression.
Actually you can. Terrible parents who neglect or abuse their kids don’t really love them. Love is action, love is taking care of your kids, love is sacrificing.

Shitty parents “love” their kids just like domestic abuser love their spouses. Just saying the words and/or being nice inbetween abuse isn’t love.

Maybe abusive parents love kids in their own warped definition of the word but it’s not worthy of the title.
 

Abortions4All

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Her name was Susan
she was a munchie
with two kids to diagnose, and a witch's crooked nose
She would hand pills out, and go to doctors
She'd claim her kids were schizo sick, but it was all just Susan's trick
she needed that tugboat
to keep her life afloat
And she put it all on YouTube
so that she could gloat

Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to call their kids bananas
Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Anti-psychotics were used as narcotics
with the Schofields...you'll go insane.

His name was Cory
he was a grifter
His last wife in the loony bin, 'cause Cory forced and locked her in
He met with Susan, and then he moved in
Susan rolled out the welcome mat to their filthy two-room flat,
While Cory got some head
The kids were close in bed
Soon the internet was scared the kids would end up dead

At the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to drive their kids bananas
Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Grownups were lazy, so called their kids crazy
That's the Schofields...ain't that insane?

Her name was Jani
she was a good girl
On medication up to there, no one to brush her curly hair
Liked petting horses
And watching Coco
Jani was pushed onto TV, since the tender age of three
Her brother Bodhi, too
How could these kids get through?
When they both were whisked away, it was quite overdue

At the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to drive their kids bananas
Oh the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Drugging their children, and acting like villains
That's the Schofields...don't go insane!
 
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Alto

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Her name was Susan
she was a munchie
with two kids to diagnose, and a witch's crooked nose
She would hand pills out, and go to doctors
She'd claim her kids were schizo sick, but it was all just Susan's trick
she needed that tugboat
to keep her life afloat
And she put it all on Facebook
so that she could gloat

Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to call their kids bananas
Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Anti-psychotics were used as narcotics
with the Schofields...you'll go insane.

His name was Cory
he was a grifter
His last wife in the loony bin, 'cause Cory forced and locked her in
He met with Susan, and then he moved in
To their filthy two-room flat, Susan rolled out the welcome mat
While Cory got some head
The kids were close in bed
Soon the internet was scared the kids would end up dead

At the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to drive their kids bananas
Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Grownups were lazy, so called their kids crazy
That's the Schofields...ain't that insane?

Her name was Jani
she was a good girl
On medication up to there, no one to brush her curly hair
Liked petting horses
And watching Coco
She'd been pushed onto TV, since the tender age of three
Her brother Bodhi, too
How could these kids get through?
When they both were whisked away, it was quite overdue

At the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to drive their kids bananas
Oh the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Drugging their children, and acting like villains
That's the Schofields...don't go insane!
Sondheim would weep at how neatly those lyrics were tied together. Semper Fi.
 

DrJonesHat

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And at a DENNYS in the middle of the NIGHT lolllll. That’s basically like bragging that you are eating at a cardboard city under the freeway overpass. This is a restaurant known for CHAIR fighting. My god they are trashy af.
Some weird shit goes on at 2am at those 24/7 places.
Her name was Susan
she was a munchie
with two kids to diagnose, and a witch's crooked nose
She would hand pills out, and go to doctors
She'd claim her kids were schizo sick, but it was all just Susan's trick
she needed that tugboat
to keep her life afloat
And she put it all on YouTube
so that she could gloat

Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to call their kids bananas
Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Anti-psychotics were used as narcotics
with the Schofields...you'll go insane.

His name was Cory
he was a grifter
His last wife in the loony bin, 'cause Cory forced and locked her in
He met with Susan, and then he moved in
To their filthy two-room flat, Susan rolled out the welcome mat
While Cory got some head
The kids were close in bed
Soon the internet was scared the kids would end up dead

At the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to drive their kids bananas
Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Grownups were lazy, so called their kids crazy
That's the Schofields...ain't that insane?

Her name was Jani
she was a good girl
On medication up to there, no one to brush her curly hair
Liked petting horses
And watching Coco
Jani was pushed onto TV, since the tender age of three
Her brother Bodhi, too
How could these kids get through?
When they both were whisked away, it was quite overdue

At the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to drive their kids bananas
Oh the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Drugging their children, and acting like villains
That's the Schofields...don't go insane!
Now I have that song stuck in my head! Damn you!
 

Harpie Susan

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Because they're already certain they're not going to give custody to the other parent so they're making sure the likely candidate is mentally sound?

Just my laymen's opinion.
That would be my guess, as well. They've ruled out Screech and Mong as being totally unsuitable as parents. It may also be a factor that J&B have absolutely refused to be returned to Casa Shithole. I also have a feeling that our two dipshits have flown the coop to Screech's Mom's house to help with her Dad. Lorraine probably gave them an ultimatum if they want to keep being pulled by her tugboat.
 
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LilNuTTz

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If the court is paying for this psych eval - it means it's to see if the parent is mentally fit to have custody. Maybe the court has already decided Susan is unfit?

Maybe they can't find a psychiatrist willing to evaluate her.
Id put money on that, she did go to 50 different doctors in the area, most likely one of those 50 doctors also moonlights as the court appointed psychiatrist and wont eval her because its a conflict of interest. Why would they even bother with an eval if they know they arent sending the kids back to her? Its already been said Michael told CPS he wasnt capable of taking the kids on in their current condition, so is he having a change of heart now that both the kids are doing much better?
 

IBrokeBob

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It seems to me that the court would want BOTH parents to undergo a full psychological & psychiatric evaluation before deciding who to place the children with...
I would think so too and would think that would be a mandatory step for regaining any custodial or parental rights.

I would also give a few bonus point to those who volunteered to be tested with no resistance or games or court orders.

Here is some wishful thinking - i wish that refusing a psych test would be like refusing a dui test. You can refuse it but with the full knowledge that you will pretty much be seen as guilty so there is nothing to lose by taking it--- unless you are hiding something...
 

JanusJupiter

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Id put money on that, she did go to 50 different doctors in the area, most likely one of those 50 doctors also moonlights as the court appointed psychiatrist and wont eval her because its a conflict of interest. Why would they even bother with an eval if they know they arent sending the kids back to her? Its already been said Michael told CPS he wasnt capable of taking the kids on in their current condition, so is he having a change of heart now that both the kids are doing much better?
I am not sure if there has been any change but a change of heart is irrelevant to DCFS. They don't really care if Michael can meet their needs or not. They don't care if Jani and Bodhi would be sleeping on the floor with Michael. DCFS wants the simplest solution so they can close the book on this.
 

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