Horrorcow Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation - A Tragicomic Tale of Psychiatric Munchausen's by Proxy

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Harpie Susan

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Because they're already certain they're not going to give custody to the other parent so they're making sure the likely candidate is mentally sound?

Just my laymen's opinion.
That would be my guess, as well. They've ruled out Screech and Mong as being totally unsuitable as parents. It may also be a factor that J&B have absolutely refused to be returned to Casa Shithole. I also have a feeling that our two dipshits have flown the coop to Screech's Mom's house to help with her Dad. Lorraine probably gave them an ultimatum if they want to keep being pulled by her tugboat.
 
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LilNuTTz

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If the court is paying for this psych eval - it means it's to see if the parent is mentally fit to have custody. Maybe the court has already decided Susan is unfit?

Maybe they can't find a psychiatrist willing to evaluate her.
Id put money on that, she did go to 50 different doctors in the area, most likely one of those 50 doctors also moonlights as the court appointed psychiatrist and wont eval her because its a conflict of interest. Why would they even bother with an eval if they know they arent sending the kids back to her? Its already been said Michael told CPS he wasnt capable of taking the kids on in their current condition, so is he having a change of heart now that both the kids are doing much better?
 

IBrokeBob

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It seems to me that the court would want BOTH parents to undergo a full psychological & psychiatric evaluation before deciding who to place the children with...
I would think so too and would think that would be a mandatory step for regaining any custodial or parental rights.

I would also give a few bonus point to those who volunteered to be tested with no resistance or games or court orders.

Here is some wishful thinking - i wish that refusing a psych test would be like refusing a dui test. You can refuse it but with the full knowledge that you will pretty much be seen as guilty so there is nothing to lose by taking it--- unless you are hiding something...
 

JanusJupiter

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Id put money on that, she did go to 50 different doctors in the area, most likely one of those 50 doctors also moonlights as the court appointed psychiatrist and wont eval her because its a conflict of interest. Why would they even bother with an eval if they know they arent sending the kids back to her? Its already been said Michael told CPS he wasnt capable of taking the kids on in their current condition, so is he having a change of heart now that both the kids are doing much better?
I am not sure if there has been any change but a change of heart is irrelevant to DCFS. They don't really care if Michael can meet their needs or not. They don't care if Jani and Bodhi would be sleeping on the floor with Michael. DCFS wants the simplest solution so they can close the book on this.
 

Clockwork_PurBle

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Does Michael even want the kids? He's made comments before making it sound like he feels Jani and Bodhi would be better off with a foster family.
Not to play devil's advocate (when it comes to the "Is Michael an OK guy?" debate I really don't have a strong opinion), but acknowledging that their children might be better off under [insert individual or institution here]'s care isn't necessarily an indication of the parent(s) not wanting them.

And not to compare children to pets, but let's say you have dog that you loved. Suddenly you are no longer able to give the dog the best care because of X reason (health, new disability, moving, etc). You love the dog and want the dog but it would be better for the dog for him or her to go live with (or be given to, because dog) X person, because they can.
 
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A random question:
What sense does it make to order only ONE parent to undergo an evaluation?
Asking for a friend.
Perhaps they already know that one parent is batshit crazy, so they want to make sure the other one isn't batshit as well.
It might be a good sign that they're not evaluating the obvious parent, because it might mean that it's so obvious that they don't need to bother.

Edit: Apparently I'm late as hell. I think it's a good sign, though. They already know Susan is crazy.
 

snuffleupagus

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A random question:
What sense does it make to order only ONE parent to undergo an evaluation?
Asking for a friend.
Not a lawyer - In child custody cases, a parent can request court ordered mental health evaluation, drug testing, alcohol abuse investigation, etc to prove the other parent is unfit. I would assume the same could be applied in a DCFS case if only one parent is considered to be an at risk placement.
 

MadameMidlifeCrisis

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Her name was Susan
she was a munchie
with two kids to diagnose, and a witch's crooked nose
She would hand pills out, and go to doctors
She'd claim her kids were schizo sick, but it was all just Susan's trick
she needed that tugboat
to keep her life afloat
And she put it all on YouTube
so that she could gloat

Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to call their kids bananas
Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Anti-psychotics were used as narcotics
with the Schofields...you'll go insane.

His name was Cory
he was a grifter
His last wife in the loony bin, 'cause Cory forced and locked her in
He met with Susan, and then he moved in
Susan rolled out the welcome mat to their filthy two-room flat,
While Cory got some head
The kids were close in bed
Soon the internet was scared the kids would end up dead

At the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to drive their kids bananas
Oh, the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Grownups were lazy, so called their kids crazy
That's the Schofields...ain't that insane?

Her name was Jani
she was a good girl
On medication up to there, no one to brush her curly hair
Liked petting horses
And watching Coco
Jani was pushed onto TV, since the tender age of three
Her brother Bodhi, too
How could these kids get through?
When they both were whisked away, it was quite overdue

At the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
They tried to drive their kids bananas
Oh the Schofield
Schofield-Cabanas
Drugging their children, and acting like villains
That's the Schofields...don't go insane!
JFC, I am such a boomer that I know this GLORIOUS ditty was written to the tune of Barry Manilow's "Copa Cabana" & is chock full o' awesome. I nominate @Abortions4All as bard of the KF/Schofield-Cabana thread. Maybe court jester too. I can't tell you how happy I was to have this much needed humor break. Bravo, bravissimo @Abortions4All You are one talented good egg!
As for the sweet & sour situation of J & B (sweet that they're far removed from that daily shitshow, sour that psychotropic meds are still a part of their lives as well as the worry/sadness Jani must feel for her critters...), I pray that time is the panacea & some magic happens to have them removed from state care & placed together in a loving home. I know the chances are slim to nil that it will happen, but a gorl can buhleeb in miracles, gnomesane? I hope Jani has some connection to animals where she's at, as I know she absolutely loves them & I have seen great things happen with the saddest/most hopeless cases of both children & the elderly come from relationships to critters. Ima shaddup & keep hoping for good things for J & B. As for the Gruesome Twosome; they can go swim in battery acid for all I care.
 

Viridian

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Is it possible that the reason they're putting through an order to have Michael undergo a mental health evaluation is simply the fact he's out of state? He's technically out of their jurisdiction so maybe they need a court order for legality purposes. Especially since he'd likely have the evaluation done by a Minnesota doctor, instead of schlepping down to California for one appointment? Whereas with Susan they can just tell her "if you don't take it you don't get the kids back" without a court order? Just speculating here, I could be totally wrong.
 

snuffleupagus

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Is it possible that the reason they're putting through an order to have Michael undergo a mental health evaluation is simply the fact he's out of state? He's technically out of their jurisdiction so maybe they need a court order for legality purposes. Especially since he'd likely have the evaluation done by a Minnesota doctor, instead of schlepping down to California for one appointment? Whereas with Susan they can just tell her "if you don't take it you don't get the kids back" without a court order? Just speculating here, I could be totally wrong.
In a lot of cases, the opposing party uses that kind of a request as a weapon. It will cause further delays in the proceedings and require the other parent to take time off of work with a potential loss of income and create a great inconvenience. I’m not sure if Susan has that kind of leverage in this instance so that may be a moot observation, but if she requested it those would likely be her motives...just another way to get under his skin.
 

LilNuTTz

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I didnt know the eval was for Micheal, i thought it was ordered that screech have one done or it was a huge NO on any chance of getting back the kids. Screech couldve said something and requested it too, or they assume there must be some sort of issue with him since he didnt take the kids straight away, you never know with DCFS. I dont advocate for the mentally insane “DCFS stole muh chilluns” crowd, but they have done some off the wall things to parents even though theyve jumped through every hoop and proved themselves innocent of any accusations. With the family being in the system so long, i cant imagine them wanted to keep their case open any longer than needed and them having to deal with screech anymore.
 

JanusJupiter

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Is it possible that the reason they're putting through an order to have Michael undergo a mental health evaluation is simply the fact he's out of state? He's technically out of their jurisdiction so maybe they need a court order for legality purposes. Especially since he'd likely have the evaluation done by a Minnesota doctor, instead of schlepping down to California for one appointment? Whereas with Susan they can just tell her "if you don't take it you don't get the kids back" without a court order? Just speculating here, I could be totally wrong.
No, he's apparently being required to be evaluated in California, although I don't think it was really thought through very well. I think DCFS has a default agency that does the evaluation and he received a call to just show up in LA on particular date and time. I am not sure that they remembered that he doesn't live in California. DCFS runs like a factory production line and they tend to do the same thing for every case until they are forced to do something different. And this case is far more complicated than the usual meth heads DCFS usually deals with, where all they have to do is teach the parents not to operate a drug lab in their home, because, you know, that really isn't good for the kids.

As for criminal charges for Susan, it is a nice fantasy but I can't see it happening. The DA has a much higher burden of proof than children's court and I can't see the DA investing limited resources in trying to make charges stick.

Since the case still hasn't been adjudicated yet because Susan keeps stalling, there has been no order from the court for her to undergo an evaluation. Voluntary yes, but she has refused to volunteer, officially on the advice of her attorney. So until the case actually moves to trial and Susan is found guilty of the allegations against her, there can be no forced evaluation for her.

And yes, Susan has demanded a psych evaluation for Michael from the beginning. I don't know if that is why this is happening.
 
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