Two hours three minutes? Fuck that noise. I can't. Sorry, fam. Archived the youtube page with the video description in, but downloading 2 hours of video then putting it on mixtape.moe is beyond me atm. No doubt there's nothing interesting in the video but the usual repetitive Mr Grimm trash.
@Nurse Ratchet any news on the new info you turned up? David bellowing about the same old church pastor telling him to gtfo is already old. We could use some laughs!This thread needs a little break for some actual levity & I believe I can provide said lolz.
1. A person close to me who is familiar with David's shenanigans texted me last night that he was watching the latest episode of It's Always Sunny (which I don't watch so I rely on his expertise here), & that Danny DeVito goes full horrordrag & stumbles around the episode doing a dead-on David impression.
My friend is ready to take a blood oath that Danny's performance is so fucking dead-on that is has to be based on DeVito doing an extensive character study on our car crashing faggot in a tutu.
All I have right now is a still he sent me but I gotta say.. jesus fuck he might just be right.:
2. Not trying to content cocktease but I'm just too excited to stfu till I get it posted, sorry. You guys gotta give me a few hours to get to my PC, but the other night, I accidentally came across a gross DOL goldmine that I don't think has been detailed here yet. I will archive & report back accordingly in due time.
Oh , I didn't see that one coming! At this point Sockness is using the farms as a lolcow dating service, and you know he's only doing it for attention. Davey here is way too mental for that fat re.tard-fetishist in reality.Okay, so... Wow. This is not what I was going to show you guys. I was working on that, & found this by accident. And it's even worse. After a pretty thorough search, I'm sure that this hasn't been unearthed yet. Kind of wish it had stayed that way. Go grab your Clorox Visine. I'll wait.
While I hesitate to give this pile of shit more attention, in the spirit of "no detail too small", I will. It appears that 110 days ago, Jacob Sockness took to Reddit to express a sexual interest in David the Dancing Manclown.
If you aren't familiar with Sockness, here is his thread. @neural did an amazing job shaping a discernible thread out of the nightmare fuel he had to work with & it's a great read until the cow makes a cameo in it.
If you're too lazy to look, a very brief summary:
Jacob Sockness is a fat, revolting, turbodeviant mental defective from the bowels of San Francisco. He's into knob-schlobbing senior citizens to supplement his tugboat, endless sperging about toddlers that crave cock, Carebear onesies & 3edgy5me black magicK.
But most notably, he has a rampant, hyperaggressive Chris Chan sex fetish, which he displays by oscillating between fucklarping & directly threatening Chris with violent rape &/or death. Fun fact: he has Frankensteined together a headless fuckdoll effigy of Chris, built from the dogpiss-logged trash he bought off Chris's ebay.
Chris initially ignored him, but Jacob is nothing if not stalker-grade persistent, & Chris is fucking stupid, so Jacob has worked his way up from obscurity & now appears to be in partial control of Chris's patreon, among other things.
Yet somehow, despite all of this, he is also brain-damage boring. Now you're caught up.
Here is what I found tonight.
(Note: As he is a gross boring abortion, the only attention he really gets is from here, so he is routinely relegated to responding to himself with his own sock accounts on the numerous platforms he pollutes. He is kiwi-verified to post under both Kidasuna & luvshak214. And he's probably also behind the other sped account who commented. I have to believe that's not an unrelated third party.)
Since David is likely far too busy plotting vehicular manslaughter & mass shootings at the few religious establishments that refuse to let him pollute their services with his shrieking horseshit, and further far too addled with his all-consuming paranoia, to dick around with Jacob's Notice-Me-Fuckdaddy-Senpai shenanigans, I sincerely doubt that this will wind up growing teeth.
But Jacob, demonstratively, has zero issue with lovebombing people that pique his perverted obsessions. And David poses a double-draw to Jacob, I'd imagine, as he shares a number of glaring similarities to Chris (and if you aren't puking enough blood from your eye sockets yet) David is a gross, fat faggot fast approaching old age, which is Jacob's proven drug of choice.
Maybe this goes nowhere, maybe it takes off. Maybe it would even be lulzy. Either way, I found it, & here it is.
@UselessRubberKeyboard lol I hadn't even seen your post above mine till just now. Re: the other thing I was talking about last week (sorry about that, guys, should have status updated), the reason I was still hammering on that one is because I got a little suspicious the more I looked at it, & can't verify with 100% certainty that it's not a troll account.
I just don't know.
That said, maybe someone better-versed in google fu would like to help me look into it, & amidst the current content drought with this fucker, & the fact that I stumbled onto that certified nightmare fuel tonight, I'll go ahead & unload this too.
If it's actually his, I think it's an Instagram-type account that he kind of keeps on the DL. It's not as centric to his canned themes on FB & YouTube, which focus almost entirely on:
This account I found is different. It's.. sex-pesty.
- His stupid fucking tard-flailing at public music festivals;
- Persecution complex-fueled rants/lies/kitchen sermons;
- Psychotic high-speed death chases in the Troonmobile;
- Targeted death threats/declarations of retaliatory violence;
- Interactions with cops that do fuckall to put a stop to him.
I archived it but I'll edit with the link later because I did most of this on an actual PC.
I dunno. I'll leave it here. Tell me what you guys think.
All I can say for sure is that it wouldn't surprise me. But something seems off. Curious to know what you guys get from it.
Speaking of archiving, I don't think these were archived.
Weebly Blog section
Dance of Life documentary Twitter page
Another FB page
Jim Varagona article
St. Louis Today coverage
Compulsory Diversity Blog Post
Where did you find this gem? I've never seen this, & some of these things I'm hearing for the first time.
I'm also inclined to believe every fucking word of it.
He doesn't want to go where he's accepted. He deliberately does this shit.Susan should join the Episcopal Church.
They even ordain trans people.
all of the court shit has been delayed AGAIN. November 14, November 26, December 12.