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David "Susan" L. Stone is a self-proclaimed professional, autistic dancer, who especially enjoys sharing their "talents" at pagan festivals and other public gatherings to the shock and dismay of others.
Susan is from Bellville, IL and claims that people wish they were him because he understands the "meaning of life" as seen in this teaser for a documentary some person made about him.
Entire Short Documentary
This person also uploads regular content to youtube, so they should be a real hoot to follow
Susan has an internet history spanning 10 years, which is the earliest he was chronicled, after slashing 33 tires in one week and dancing around like an autistic lunatic.
In fact, Stone slashed all these tires at a church, and it was probably one where he was banned from, but this happened seven years ago.
LINK to news report
Stone was also kicked out of an African dance festival because he wanted to dance, yet they asked him to leave because he became disruptive, yet Stone claimed it was because he is white.
LINK
The African Dance Festival brings me to my next topic, which includes Stone's pension for crying victim everywhere he goes.
Naturally, this lunatic has a twitter, twitter fan page youtube, and facebook
So, there are so many similarities between this guy and OPL:
1. Speech impediments
2. Spamming of public gatherings with autistic shenanigans
3. Using their "trans" and autistic status to play the role of top victim
4. Permanent bannings and petty run-ins with police
5. Ugly and older-looking
He has all the natural rage we wish OPL would have..
One last note, it's kind of like looking into a crystal ball because, in all likeliness, OPL's future will be like this. We can answer a lot of the "what if" questions with a new cow.