To be fair, you can hardly call fake crab and avocado ‘sushi’, so if you’re going to humiliate an entire culture you might as well go all out.
SUSHI & LOBSTER RAGOON MOOK-BONG - 06/18/20 -
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Sparkle Friendo
If Kai's tears could talk
Of course she doesnt know how to use chop sticks... The utter joy when she mentions the lobster watchamacalits is soul crushing at this point... And in what universe is the mayo smothered cali roll healthy?
Calling it: she got more sushi and isnt showing it on camera
Calling it: she got more sushi and isnt showing it on camera
Hapless Mailman
inspecting ghost dicks
Grocery store sushi isn't all bad. Really depends on the store, I suppose. Let me tell you, I've had some seriously fantastic 'grocery store sushi.' I'm talking glistening, artful cuts with very little needless filling, no excess of that gorgeous sparkling rice, intimately small menus that cycle by season, and even awkward men named Hayate who all have sons that are out being pilots for some reason. Good sushi.
What Amber's got there, though. That ain't it. Not by any stretch.
What Amber's got there, though. That ain't it. Not by any stretch.
Sparkle Friendo
If Kai's tears could talk
I dont know about Kentucky, but in NE, there are fresh sushi counters at Hannaford and the sushi is quite good. But NE is closer to the ocean than freakin Kentucky and fish/seafood is kinda their thing... Either way that is sad lookin sush she got...
Hapless Mailman
inspecting ghost dicks
It really is. And I don't mean to get super pedantic or pretentious about the sushi here; if people like it fried, they like it fried and plenty of places probably make it taste fucking awesome. Fusion sushi is a whole 'nother glorious beast. Just because it's not the "traditional" kind straight out of Nihon does not make it inferior, imo.
But I can rag on Amber's. Because she usually prefers it fried when her health is a cowpat, and she doesn't need anymore of it, and her cancer angle is evaporating faster than her legs' willpower whenever she hauls herself from Point A to Point B.
I'd ask "Why does she do this?" but... Well, y'all already know why lol.
edit: i can't let this sushi shit go, i think i'm just craving it like a motherfucker
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TomatilloSalsa
Easy Peasy Portuguese-y
Of course she was freaking out about Coronachan, cowering in fear looking at the Amazon boxes through the front window; and now when she has cancer and cases are actually rising again in a lot of areas she decides to throw caution out the window and start going out to different stores, probably touching every nearby surface in the process.
Maybe she decided cancer wasn't getting her enough views so now she's trying to get COVID.
quirkycalories
I know what works for meeeee
maybe it’s a possibility it’s pre recorded and she purposely left it out to later make a rant saying she ‘just forgot to add it’ and how all us dickspectful sons a bitches should be ashamed of our selves
still believe it’s recent though
maybe it’s recent and she’d still try to pull that
beautiful person
True & Honest Fan
"California roll is one of the healthier rolls you can have."
How does she end up with ideas like this? And then thinks it applies to the fried and sauce-covered variant?
How does she end up with ideas like this? And then thinks it applies to the fried and sauce-covered variant?
It would legitimately be less offensive if she just ate the sushi with her hands.eating sushi with a fork like the uncultured heathen she is smh
"Becky is having mexican food because she hates sushi." So has UberEats or some such service come to her area or is Becky driving overtime? I know Amber has griped about lack of delivery in the past.
edit: not a beauty expert, is she wearing eyeshadow or are her sockets just that dark? If that is eyeshadow she needs to burn it
edit: not a beauty expert, is she wearing eyeshadow or are her sockets just that dark? If that is eyeshadow she needs to burn it
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Situation Type Deal Gorl
Fuck your feelings, nancypants
Seriously. The way some of them carry on, you'd think they owned stock in Amberverse, LLC or something.
Oh, you know it. And we all know she didn't just get a drink from Sonic. MamaMeth, stowed in her hotel room + camera off = Big Al slamming a couple of cheeseburgers and some fries before her sushi and fake lobster mook-bong.
My local grocery sells sushi. If you go at the right time, the person at the sushi window is making it right then, and you can get something that hasn't been sitting for awhile. The stuff that has been sitting isn't terrible, but it isn't like sitting at a sushi bar, of course.
She only puts in effort for anything if there's food for her to eat at the end.
Dunno, that container looks like the ones my local grocery uses to slap sushi in. Maybe they did go to Yamato, but they're still sucking resources from the world and not contributing anything of use.
Despite the nail polish detectiveness, I still think this is current, given her mention of the storms there.
Agreed. There are some fried rolls that are bliss when made properly.
Same, my dudegorl, same.
Trying to hyperventilate while on a ventilator would probably be the most cardio she's had in years.
Keep in mind she wouldn't touch that dead salmon she killed a second time with her dumping half bottles of seasoning crap on. Like everything else, despite her supposed love of Japanese stuff (as she claimed in a video some time ago), including food, she still hasn't learned to use hashi, she still doesn't know the correct etiquette, she still doesn't know how impolite it is in Japanese culture to belch at the table, etc. It's exactly the same for anything else "I love x shtooo much; this is shtoo good, guise!" - she never does anything to pursue deeper knowledge of the subject. She just wants to shove as much food as she can down her piehole as quickly as possible.
PotatoSalad4711
She not doing Diets yet she working on her mind
She has absolutely no knowledge of food beyond “avocado and crab = healthy”. She makes no effort to learn a damn thing. It’s one of the most frustrating things about her. It’s the same with other fatties. They see buzz words like “keto”, “vegan”, or my personal fav “reduced fat” and think it’s healthy and therefore they can eat a metric ton of it.
Lemon Difficulties
everything hurts and I’m dying
Ffs. She starts off the video saying it’s “hardcore storming outside.” Then halfway through she says “It stopped raining. Was that the calm before the storm?” Amber what the actual fuck?
Prince Lotor
Oldschool 80's winged-helmet autism
Something about Amber near 8:53 in the video saying, "It's eight-O-eight and I have not ate. . .anything all day," without a hint of self-awareness has left me with a strong sense of unreality, like I just saw a white rabbit wearing a waistcoat run by worried that he'll be late or something 
Doubt it tbh, but maybe. Still dumb to post it thou.
She did the same thing with the last mukbang, I actually got MOTI that time. She sometimes is smarter than she seems, negative attention is still attention and these videos probably give her some...No prerecorded disclaimer?
There is a video(s) from Destiny era where they went to some Japanese place probably famous "YAMATO" and Destiny didn't snap the chopsticks to separate them that's how uncultured they are (it seemed like Amber wasn't doing that either, but we didn't really see her try to use them).
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I haven't watched an Amber mukbang in a while but I forgot how fast she eats it's crazy. No wonder she has such issues with portion control she doesn't stop to savor her bites at all
Also, I'll be honest I've personally never had sushi but I always thought it could actually be really healthy if eaten properly (although it might be the more traditional sort that's the healthiest). I guess it makes sense though that Amber wouldn't gravitate towards that and she admittedly prefers fried sushi
Also, I'll be honest I've personally never had sushi but I always thought it could actually be really healthy if eaten properly (although it might be the more traditional sort that's the healthiest). I guess it makes sense though that Amber wouldn't gravitate towards that and she admittedly prefers fried sushi
WeDon'tNeedToWhisper
True & Honest Fan
This is pre recorded. In fact, I'm 99% sure that this was filmed on May 25th. May 14, 18 and 25 are the only days before June that there were thunderstorms in Monticello since May 13th, the day she supposedly painted her nails.
Daintylynn talking with her mouth full like it feels incomplete without food. Oh but she's flawless and dainty, and only Becky is the nasty one for belching. I'm surprised she wasn't manners-shamed during her mom's visit at least a little. Regardless, I'm definitely wondering what Mamalynn told Aunt Tammy about the visit tbh.
And of course this is typical Amberlynn. I'm not going to shame her for what she does with her inauthentic sushi. Like others have said, it's bumfuck nowhere Kentucky, it's a miracle that they have a Japanese restaurant to begin with. Her lack of sushi etiquette was probably just her doing her best to absorb the behavior of everyone around her anyway.
However, she had the option to order regular sushi, not dripping with sauce, and a side that isn't exoticised mozzarella sticks (the flavor of lobster, imitation or not, is lost in a rangoon due to all the cheese), but never will. Her weight loss appointment isn't for another month or so, so why even bother trying to get a head start? Even if she were to miraculously drop hundreds of pounds between now and then, she'd still be overweight. It definitely feels like AL thinks the weight loss doctors are selfishly hiding their "Presto! You can lose the weight regardless of your behavior!" button from her, and it's tantamount to malpractice.
And of course this is typical Amberlynn. I'm not going to shame her for what she does with her inauthentic sushi. Like others have said, it's bumfuck nowhere Kentucky, it's a miracle that they have a Japanese restaurant to begin with. Her lack of sushi etiquette was probably just her doing her best to absorb the behavior of everyone around her anyway.
However, she had the option to order regular sushi, not dripping with sauce, and a side that isn't exoticised mozzarella sticks (the flavor of lobster, imitation or not, is lost in a rangoon due to all the cheese), but never will. Her weight loss appointment isn't for another month or so, so why even bother trying to get a head start? Even if she were to miraculously drop hundreds of pounds between now and then, she'd still be overweight. It definitely feels like AL thinks the weight loss doctors are selfishly hiding their "Presto! You can lose the weight regardless of your behavior!" button from her, and it's tantamount to malpractice.
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Idk.. There have been storms passing through Kentucky, Virginia and Tennessee the last few days.
Summer in the south means quick, pop up storms.
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