Sweet N Low in Chrissy's Beer: What's the Deal? -

[drtoboggan]

This is bound to be a short thread, might be locked pretty quick, but I just have one question:
What's the deal with posters saying CWC puts sweetener in his beer? Is it something he actually does or just a running joke that flies over my head?
Thanks in advance for any insight. It's funny regardless.

 

[CWCissey]

He legit does it to his Budweiser (can't call that piss beer!) because even that shit is too bitter for him.

 

[Some JERK]

There's a "random Chris question" thread for this kind of stuff.

It looks a lot like this

 

[LM 697]

I would like to point out this related Chris quote.

"I've also tasted Mike, Bud, Miller, Samual Adams and a couple of others. And I look forward to sampling more varities of duck."
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Alcohol#Discovery_and_use

 

[BT 075]

Chris can't handle beer not tasting like lemonade because he's a wuss.

 

[4Macie]

This is bound to be a short thread, might be locked pretty quick, but I just have one question:
What's the deal with posters saying CWC puts sweetener in his beer? Is it something he actually does or just a running joke that flies over my head?
Thanks in advance for any insight. It's funny regardless.

As CWCissey says, he legit does it to a couple beers/alcoholic beverages he drinks. He says that some of them are "too salty". So instead of finding a sweeter beer/alcohol; he just puts sugar/sweetener in them. You can see him having opened sweetener packets in those videos of his night out with some "friends" where he does the "karaoke" and the "all girl hands on me".

 

[drtoboggan]

Wow. That's sad. I just pour Bud back in the horse.
Any references to him doing this either on the CWCki or forums? I know you're legit, just curious to see the point of origin.
Thanks, and sorry about your girlfriend in a coma, CWCissey.
Edit: scratch that question. Already answered.

 

[CWCissey]

Thanks, and sorry about your girlfriend in a coma, CWCissey.

I know it's serious.

 

[4Macie]

Wow. That's sad. I just pour Bud back in the horse.
Any references to him doing this either on the CWCki or forums? I know you're legit, just curious to see the point of origin.
Thanks, and sorry about your girlfriend in a coma, CWCissey.
Edit: scratch that question. Already answered.

I saw your edit but thought I'd add something else; not only does he have some sweetener packets in that video, he's said as much in some emails or something. It's with some of his email correspondences with "galpalz" and Kacey. And whatever email it is where he's talking about how he drank two "buds" and then went over to TheGamePlace to take pictures of Snyder, he admits to "having to sweeten the bud".

 

[drtoboggan]

And, whenever he's on Facebook chimping out, I think to myself "Bigmouth strikes again."
Yeah, I'm a Smiths fan, and I can go on for days doing this. But I won't. Not a Smiths sperg.
Edit: thanks for the addendum, 4macie.

 

[soIregistered]

He says that some of them are "too salty".

There's a joke in here, folks. Let's see if you can spot it.

 

[drtoboggan]

There's a "random Chris question" thread for this kind of stuff.

It looks a lot like this

My apologies. If I'm able to move it, PM me with instructions or the mods can put it there. Or we can nuke the thread.

 

[littlebiscuits]

I probably shouldn't bump a shit thread, but as a bartender and a drunk, I'm going to offer my "expert" opinion here. I've seen people put sugar in beer, but only southerners. Sometimes people from the midwest like salt in very hoppy beer- but that's a different story. Sweet n'Low is pretty unqiuely tacky, of course, but the practice of putting sweetener into beer isn't unheard of.

 

[Pikonic]

Chris doesn't like beer, he needs a sweet alcohol like moscato.

 

[drtoboggan]

I figured MD 20/20, Mogen David, Manishwitz, or some other cloying crap alcohol would be more his speed. Too bad he's too to know about them.

 

[Android raptor]

He could also get some Shocktop or Purple Haze or other beers that have fruit flavors. Then again he's probably too stupid to know about those.

 

[drtoboggan]

That and GOOD BOOZE IS EXPENSIVE. It'd drastically cut into his Lego and Vidya money. Only way he could avoid paying out of pocket would be flirting the skirt at a gay bar. At last call. Bought by a guy who is smell blind.