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A more elegant weapon for a more Aspergic time.
Oh, I just remembered, I went to a sword store in York, UK a few years ago and saw the replica Zelda and Final Fantasy 7 swords. I was amazed, I didn't know such existed. Best thing I ever saw till I saw that life size Mario go kart in Toys R Us.
Oh, I just remembered, I went to a sword store in York, UK a few years ago and saw the replica Zelda and Final Fantasy 7 swords. I was amazed, I didn't know such existed. Best thing I ever saw till I saw that life size Mario go kart in Toys R Us.
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Related: What is the most spergy/neckbeardy martial art? I'm going with Ninjutsu.
Aikido. Similar to Judo, it's all about playing defense and countering your opponent's moves, which for neckbeards means "HA! All of your attacks are useless!"
Krav maga is the Navy SEALs of martial arts in that they both actually exist but anyone claiming them on the Internet is lying.
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i always thought krav maga was a jewish fighting technique practised by the mossat.
A revisionist jewish fag i knew always described it as one of the most brutal fighting schools.
Apparently people get tought how to beat someone up with a brick.
I still think its a futile effort to fight gas
As far as I know, krav maga was invented to help defend against brown shirts in Nazi Germany, through means of any way necessary, be it a chair, a brick, whatever's lying around and can be used as a weapon.
To put it mildly, it is pretty brutal since it's really about ending the fight fast and hard, with no shits about your opponent.
To put it mildly, it is pretty brutal since it's really about ending the fight fast and hard, with no shits about your opponent.
Kendo, because it makes weebs think sword fighting is still a viable option in the era of drive-by shooting.
One could say ninjutsu, kendo, and aikido since those could appeal to weebs. Then again, iirc, kendo is the only one related to the topic in terms of sword spergs. Had sword spergs try to practice martial arts related to western swords such as half-swording, they'd be more likely to injure themselves.
- Hold your hands sideways and slightly behind yourself and form a sphere with your fingers, as if you're holding an energy ball.
- Begin roaring: "Ka-me- [also possible: Curse-ye- or Shin-ye-] ha-me..."
- Thrust your hands forward and open them, like you're projecting an immensely powerful energy beam.
- "...haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!"
That reminds me of Yellow Bamboo.
and to get this thread back on topic:
I bet the guy with the sword is about ten seconds away from ranting about how "Swords are more dangerous than guns and modern soldiers should use them instead."
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When you need a scope to stab/slash someone, methinks you need to see an eye doctor.