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Well, this is strange-ass news... It looks like Warner Bros. Home Entertainment and Syfy are bringing back something called THE BANANA SPLITS. The trippy characters were introduced back in 1968 as the anthropomorphic hosts of The Banana Splits Adventure Hour variety program. The group featured a lion, a beagle, an elephant, and an orange gorilla. But now it seems that the creepy bunch will be returning in a horror-thriller.

Which makes complete sense. I mean look at them (above)! Here's the official synopsis for the upcoming horror thriller:

A boy named Harley and his family (brother Austin, mother Beth, and father Mitch) attends a taping of The Banana Splits TV show, which is supposed to be a fun-filled birthday for young Harley and business as usual for Rebecca, the producer of the series. But things take an unexpected turn — and the body count quickly rises. Can Harley, his mom and their new pals safely escape?

F*ck. Yeah.

The revival stars Dani Kind (WYNONNA EARP) as Beth, Finlay Wojtak-Hissong (THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS), Romeo Carere as Austin, Steve Lund (SCHITT'S CREEK) as Mitch and Sara Canning (THE VAMPIRE DIARIES) as Rebecca. Danishka Esterhazy (LEVEL 16) is directing from a script by Jed Elinoff & Scott Thomas (RAVEN'S HOME). Blue Ribbon Content is producing in association with Warner Bros. Home Entertainment and SYFY.

The Banana Splits Adventure Hour characters were originally created by the Krofft Brothers for Hanna-Barbera, which produced 31 episodes of the show that originally aired from 1968-70. The original movie will premiere this year from Blue Ribbon Content and Warner Bros Television Group’s digital studio. That release will then be followed by the television debut on Syfy. We'll let you know when we hear more!

 

Jeanne d'Arc

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The director either:
  • has a fetish specifically for the Banana Splits
  • at one point in time, pissed/shit themselves at the sight of the Banana Splits
  • really enjoys pissing off nostalgic 50-somethings
  • all of the above
This is dumb. There's nothing fucking scary about the original Banana Splits. Chuck E Cheese? I could see. But the Banana Splits? No. They're very, very, inoffensive.
 

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On the one hand I hope this is surprisingly good like the Candle Cove show which did a good job making its creepy kids show feel like an actual weirdly made low-budget kids rather then HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD EYES!1!111! Looking at the description though it seems like it's just going to be a FNAF rip off.
 

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