Szechuan sauce salt - Rick and Morty nerds are pissed

[Dysnomia]

This is one of the pettiest things I've seen people get mad about. They have the nerve to make this a hashtag: #SzechuanGate

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Stop spending time sperging out on the internet by flipping off Mcdonalds and posting dumb gifs.
Instead, make your own fucking Szechuan sauce you lazy autists.

http://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/szechuan-sauce-147645

If you're too lazy to do that you can buy a bottle at the store. Way cheaper than these idiots on ebay.

I'm wondering if this was a sales ploy to bring the sauce back on occasion and then take it away until people complain.

 

[AnOminous]

This is the new Minions fad?

Minions were for your mom and Facebook relatives and normies who are fine with being normies. This is for normies who think they're really smart.

 

[badluckfistfuck]

I'm pretty sure if Rick would kill himself in the fourth season, all these exceptional individuals would follow suit.

Here's hoping.

https://twitter.com/gabrielenguard/status/917292442705027072
Spotted this on twitter, think it's pretty appropriate.

 

[CatParty]

this just proves that people who watch cartoons are all lolcows

 

[Scratch This Nut]

this just proves that people who watch cartoons are all lolcows

Even the children?

These babymen threw a big enough tantrum and McDonald's just gave in. I'm kind of disgusted by all this.

But now I can try this sauce in safety yay.

 

[vertexwindi]

Even the children?

Especially the children

 

[CatParty]

Even the children?

These babymen threw a big enough tantrum and McDonald's just gave in. I'm kind of disgusted by all this.

But now I can try this sauce in safety yay.

no, children can watch cartoons. they are just flashing colours on a screen to appease them. now if you are over 12 and still watching any type of cartoon, you are mentally ill and have some sort of developmental disorder and never been laid

 

[Scratch This Nut]

no, children can watch cartoons. they are just flashing colours on a screen to appease them. now if you are over 12 and still watching any type of cartoon, you are mentally ill and have some sort of developmental disorder and never been laid

"Okay, Scratch This Nut II, Mama has to go to her dealer for a few hours so you just sit here and watch Waking Life until I get back!"


I'm on Kiwifarms so that last part was a given.

 

[💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗]

The McDonald's I went to gave out all the sauce in the morning. It was frustrating to get there at 2 PM only to hear that they ran out hours ago.

I'm 100% sure R&M has a huge rate of autist in its fanbase, this event confirmed it. There's no way someone sane would drive around for hours to go to each McDonalds near his house just to get a fucking sauce. The same sauce you can make with fress ingredients, from your local grocery store (helping the local economy and not an international business), would have cost less than the gas you would have used to go around all the MacDiabetes + the price of the menu or whatever it was bundled with.

The thing is, it was obvious the sauce was going to sell for a ton on ebay. The people who drove around for it were looking for a rare collectible that could be sold for a few hundred bucks. Even the posters are worth quite a bit, I believe. I mean, have you seen the honey poster? It's adorable!!

I can't understand why some people would eat the sauce instead of selling it, though. That's a total waste.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

If there is such a thing as riot envy, it's starting to kick in.

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[RainbowFart]

6 Dollar shirts is now offering this fabulous autistic shirt:

 

[Hyperion]

6 Dollar shirts is now offering this fabulous autistic shirt:
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The shirt is pretty autistic but selling shitty meme t shirts to neckbeards is always a genius idea.

 

[friedshrimp]

Minions were for your mom and Facebook relatives and normies who are fine with being normies. This is for normies who think they're really smart.

So...Big Bang Theory 2.0?

 

[Hyperion]

So...Big Bang Theory 2.0?

Thats exactly what this is.

 

[AnOminous]

So...Big Bang Theory 2.0?

I think the R&M fandom probably vocally detests BBT but they're not as far apart as they think.

 

[nyess]

 

[AnOminous]

How is this guy getting funnier? I thought he had fallen off his game for a while but this is good.

 

[CatParty]

 

[grilled cheese]

this is actually such a bummer because now you have those annoying as hell 'backlash bandwagoners' who now hate rick and morty despite never having an opinion about it before. you know when a decent cartoon, show or video game just attracts the most degenerate people and end up ruining the perception of the entire show to the general public because they're too autistic to be normal about it? yeah, that just happened with rick and morty and now you should feel bad for liking it, REEEE

 

[BubbleButt]

Pickle Rick is just a green Minion with a BAZINGA-level catchphrase