Artcow TabalugaDragon the Herpetaboo -

[osooolemiiio]

Inspired by thread about Timon-Berkowitz - found this guy's comments to TB's stuff by accident and was like wtf for a good couple hours.
http://tabalugadragon.deviantart.com/

Prime example of his art since 2009:


The guy in question is in his 20s, has a job aaaaand pretty much same unhealthy obsession with toon rule 34 (although goes denial mode when called out on it) as TB. Plus, god forbid if you offend/poke fun at reptiles when he's around - the level of raeg produced is close to that of wolfaboos. Can't think of a better term for him than "Herpetaboo".

So far only a handful of lulz found, so... "lolcalf" it is? I'll try and dig up more. Seems like he may spark a lollercoaster. Merge with "obscure laughing stocks" if not enough to keep it a separate thread.

http://comments.deviantart.com/1/87266340/1222346319
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/338207259/3230008903
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/34792305/3258050839
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/442896716/3495556607
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/253336722/3277376867
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/189235198/1806636975
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/83896920/1256072697

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

After I read those links I realized that was supposed to be a snake; before, I thought it was a sock puppet.

I always found wakko sexy :3 why is he wearing shorts? his bottom is supposed to be naked *chuckles*

*slowly backs away...

 

[osooolemiiio]

GREEDY FIREMAN, damn right I'd throw in another gem where he tries real hard to justify crack pairings and prove that toons are as much into sex as human creeps... problem is, it's in Russian and I doubt anyone would bother to get through lame Google Translation.
This dude in a nutshell: "I'm a good person and cartoons remind me of my childhood, being pure and all- HUF HUF HUF HUF HUF DAT HAWT ANIMANIAC ASS -but don't you dare call me a perv".

 

[Le Bateleur]

I know it's a trivial point, but I think "herpetaboo" would be clearer, to be consistent with "herpetology" etc.

Interesting find, though, OP

 

[osooolemiiio]

Fixed that, thanks.
And! - http://comments.deviantart.com/1/181189695/2888845498

 

[Vitriol]

His 'snake' looks lile a duck. And not in the way badly drawn snakes normally look like ''ducks'

 

[Centipede]

It always seems that most lolcows are toonphiles. I mean, I'm a toonphile myself but at least I'm not trying to disregard reality and sperg over Animaniac ass.

People in glass houses.

Also, assuming this guy's DA profile is correct, then apparently he's from Russia, which I find interesting. Are there many lolcows from Eastern Europe/Russia? I recall reading a post on the Shy-Hard thread describing an American who moved to an apartment in Moldova, because the cost of living was so cheap that he could stay in his apartment all day and just live off his savings.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

After I read those links I realized that was supposed to be a snake; before, I thought it was a sock puppet.

So, it's not a sock puppet snake then? Weak.

 

[Pine Tar]

It always seems that most lolcows are toonphiles. I mean, I'm a toonphile myself but at least I'm not trying to disregard reality and sperg over Animaniac ass.

To quote Billy Mays: "Why the fuck would you offer that information?"

 

[ASoulMan]

With the others when I first thought that snake was a sock puppet.

 

[IronJustice]

With the others when I first thought that snake was a sock puppet.

Reminds me of Glycon, a talking snake sock-puppet that was an integral part of a Greek cult.

 

[Meowthkip]

Read this guy's constant defenses of snakes.

Watching Snakes on a Plane for him must be like watching Schindler's List.

 

[Coster]

It always seems that most lolcows are toonphiles. I mean, I'm a toonphile myself but at least I'm not trying to disregard reality and sperg over Animaniac ass.

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I clicked on this thread solely because I had no idea what the fuck a "Tabaluga" was. I googled it.

I haven't read any of the supplementary links. Does he get off to this?

 

[Meowthkip]

I haven't read any of the supplementary links. Does he get off to this?

I dunno, man, that nose is pretty phallic...

 

[osooolemiiio]

I haven't read any of the supplementary links. Does he get off to this?

He apparently gets off to anything remotely reptile-y and some furry toons, but is in denial about it.

Meowthkip
Seems so. There even was a picture of this dragon on dA titled "dicknose" (and Tab whining how much an ~insult~ it is to his ~childhood hero~). X-]

 

[Saney]

I dunno, man, that nose is pretty phallic...

Stop ruining my childhood... More than this guy has.

 

[Dilbertmann]

I apologize for my "toonophile" comment. I got stupid and made a very autistic mistake and deservingly chewed out by you guys as a result. To be honest, I thought it was a self-deprecating term for loving animation, but it turns out it wasn't, and I was completely ignorant of that until now.

So ye, sorry about me being a ignorant fool and not studying terms when I should.

 

[morganna]

I apologize for my "toonophile" comment. I got stupid and made a very autistic mistake and deservingly chewed out by you guys as a result. To be honest, I thought it was a self-deprecating term for loving animation, but it turns out it wasn't, and I was completely ignorant of that until now.

So ye, sorry about me being a ignorant fool and not studying terms when I should.

*virtual hug*

 

[DykesDykesChina]

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I clicked on this thread solely because I had no idea what the fuck a "Tabaluga" was. I googled it.

I haven't read any of the supplementary links. Does he get off to this?

Tabaluga... yes, this is, I'm sad to say, a wholly retarded German character, shat out by easy-listening Softrock musicians who wanted to create a story-centered album for kids. Later, this... thing was adapted into a cartoon show and game show for children, in which Tabaluga and his tard friends (a bunny and some other critters) defended their eco-friendly nation called "Grünland" (which means "Greenland" but the word for the real island of that name is "Grönland" in German) against the environment-wrecking assaults of a Snowman from the north called Arktos and a desert-dwelling guy called Humsin who somehow is a caricature of a stereotypical Muslim and a tornado at the same time.

And now there are lolcows fapping to this shit like they do to ponies? I need an off-planet vacation, fuel up my spaceship!

 

[Abethedemon]

W

Tabaluga... yes, this is, I'm sad to say, a wholly retarded German character, shat out by easy-listening Softrock musicians who wanted to create a story-centered album for kids. Later, this... thing was adapted into a cartoon show and game show for children, in which Tabaluga and his tard friends (a bunny and some other critters) defended their eco-friendly nation called "Grünland" (which means "Greenland" but the word for the real island of that name is "Grönland" in German) against the environment-wrecking assaults of a Snowman from the north called Arktos and a desert-dwelling guy called Humsin who somehow is a caricature of a stereotypical Muslim and a tornado at the same time.

And now there are lolcows fapping to this shit like they do to ponies? I need an off-planet vacation, fuel up my spaceship!

well, at least Humsin looks like a dick.