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IAmNotAlpharius

Al Capone didn’t pay his protection money
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If a player wants to play as being in a wheelchair in a setting that has magic to fix them, I'll let them.

But any magic/ non physical means to help them move won't work. Good luck traveling through uneven carverns. If you have to flee the monsters and get past a wide gap, have fun. I'm sure your fellow party members will stop and take the time to assemble a rope bridge or something while the monsters are chasing all of them.
I think it’s funny how in a world with greater restoration they would still be in a wheelchair…
 

Mola Ram

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I think it’s funny how in a world with greater restoration they would still be in a wheelchair…
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Fromtheblackdepths

Welcome to the Ocean bitches.
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I've never even heard of them, but Zak is often in trouble with leftoids and others because he's unsubtle about his hatred for the people he hates. He gets into controversy every year almost.
That's pretty based and kiwipilled. On the Mandy Morbid thing though, did the OSR community forgive him? I see him on Raggi's Facebook feed.
 

Shaka Brah

Patriotic Ass-Blasting Poster
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That's pretty based and kiwipilled. On the Mandy Morbid thing though, did the OSR community forgive him? I see him on Raggi's Facebook feed.
Went and did some brief research. He sued Mandy Morbid for defamation and she did some e-begging, but I don't know if they settled out of court or what. Last year, SomethingAwful poster and terminally-online sperg Ettin publicly apologized and paid Zak a settlement to avoid being sued for his claims about Zak, essentially admitting he made it all up. (Archive) (Archive of the public statement)

I would suspect people largely now realize this was the work of the same bad actors always trying to get him fired. Ettin in particular was a huge Zak S alog on SomethingAwful.
 
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Fromtheblackdepths

Welcome to the Ocean bitches.
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Went and did some brief research. He sued Mandy Morbid for defamation and she did some e-begging, but I don't know if they settled out of court or what. Last year, SomethingAwful poster and terminally-online sperg Ettin publicly apologized and paid Zak a settlement to avoid being sued for his claims about Zak, essentially admitting he made it all up. (Archive) (Archive of the public statement)

I would suspect people largely now realize this was the work of the same bad actors always trying to get him fired. Ettin in particular was a huge Zak S alog on SomethingAwful.
So we may see another Patrick Stuart and Zak. Smith adventure yet.
 
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SITHRAK!

ESL teenager spouting gibberish and angry words.
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The new Ravenloft is officially pozzed beyond repair. Look at this shit:

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>When characters and worlds feature cliches, they become dull and predictable.
>If your favorite horror story features outdated tropes, your fondness doesn't redeem them.


That's why, as a progressive DM, my next Ravenloft campaign is set in a McDonalds in Des Moines, where the players are the 10am-2pm shift and there are no vampires, mummies or zombies. Plenty of opportunities to have a wide range of NPC backgrounds, though, and yes, PC's still have to deal with hordes of angry peasants on occasion.
 

Corn Flakes

Kellogg's Brain Candy
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>When characters and worlds feature cliches, they become dull and predictable.
>If your favorite horror story features outdated tropes, your fondness doesn't redeem them.


That's why, as a progressive DM, my next Ravenloft campaign is set in a McDonalds in Des Moines, where the players are the 10am-2pm shift and there are no vampires, mummies or zombies. Plenty of opportunities to have a wide range of NPC backgrounds, though, and yes, PC's still have to deal with hordes of angry peasants on occasion.
Ah, yes. Dark Lord Ronald the Clown, the Cursed Patriarch of House McDonald. A dangerous foe indeed.
 

Jet Fuel Johnny

Full Metal Sperg
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The new Ravenloft is officially pozzed beyond repair. Look at this shit:

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Whoever wrote that used to get shoved into lockers by pocket protector wearing Battletech geeks.

Holy shit, talk about violating all the rules of fucking storytelling.

>Ravenloft
>>Medieval Europe
>>Horrifying Edo Period Japan
>>Ming Dynasty China
>>Pre-Mohammed Gulf Region
>>Green Hell Congo
>Everything that doesn't want to eat, possess, murder, or curse you is a lowly villager
>Werewolves stalk the night, vampires make their plots, zombies shamble through the fog

REMEMBER TO INCLUDE DIVERSITY AND DON'T REVISIT TROPES!
"HAVE THE FOES PLAY DEAD AND RETURN TO LIFE WHEN THE PC'S THINK THEY'RE SAFE, LIKE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING SLASHER MOVIE FUCKING EVER AND EVER AND EVER!"

Whoever wrote this shit deserves to be swirlied.
 

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