Tacky Clothes of Tumblr -

Belial

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Many tumblrinas are not content plastering their tumblr blogs with eye-searing colors, tasteless graphics, and SJW sperging, and take it to the next level by decorating their flabby bodies with the same. I'm sure you're all familiar with the dangerhair phenomenon, but that's only the tip of the iceberg here; if one dares delve into the sketchier corners of sites such as Etsy and Storenvy, one is bound to find all manner of SJWs and tumblrinas hawking overpriced and unattractive wares emblazoned with their shitty opinions. And because mocking terrible clothing is a time honored tradition throughout humanity, let's have ourselves a fun time.

Ideal places to hunt for milk are not only tumblr, but the aforementioned Etsy and Storenvy. Plug in typical tumblrese words and phrases, and see what horrors come up. Below is a small sampling:











http://shapeshiftersinc.storenvy.com/ / http://archive.md/aKmQD The fashion binder store, full of similar "gems."
http://www.storenvy.com/stores/96907-one-angry-girl-designs / http://archive.md/arDMh This store is packed to bursting with tumblrfem-flavoured hideousness.
http://kin-looks.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.md/JT79R When pretending to be a dragon the internet isn't enough.
http://feministfashion.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.md/kphx8 A grab bag of tasteless clothes and feminism sperging.
http://cyberfatgirls.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.md/8kyhN Fat positive "fashion"
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShopHeroineCouture / http://archive.md/q6suh Don't get much more tumblr than this.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/NalgonaPositiveShop / http://archive.md/nFKnQ The derpy art just makes this one.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/PeopleAreStrxnge / http://archive.md/AbGwa More general tumblr-ness.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/RebirthGarments / http://archive.md/msP6q This store. This fucking store. I just.... I have no words.

 

MediExcalibur2012

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Many tumblrinas are not content plastering their tumblr blogs with eye-searing colors, tasteless graphics, and SJW sperging, and take it to the next level by decorating their flabby bodies with the same. I'm sure you're all familiar with the dangerhair phenomenon, but that's only the tip of the iceberg here; if one dares delve into the sketchier corners of sites such as Etsy and Storenvy, one is bound to find all manner of SJWs and tumblrinas hawking overpriced and unattractive wares emblazoned with their shitty opinions. And because mocking terrible clothing is a time honored tradition throughout humanity, let's have ourselves a fun time.

Ideal places to hunt for milk are not only tumblr, but the aforementioned Etsy and Storenvy. Plug in typical tumblrese words and phrases, and see what horrors come up. Below is a small sampling:











http://shapeshiftersinc.storenvy.com/ / http://archive.md/aKmQD The fashion binder store, full of similar "gems."
http://www.storenvy.com/stores/96907-one-angry-girl-designs / http://archive.md/arDMh This store is packed to bursting with tumblrfem-flavoured hideousness.
http://kin-looks.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.md/JT79R When pretending to be a dragon the internet isn't enough.
http://feministfashion.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.md/kphx8 A grab bag of tasteless clothes and feminism sperging.
http://cyberfatgirls.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.md/8kyhN Fat positive "fashion"
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShopHeroineCouture / http://archive.md/q6suh Don't get much more tumblr than this.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/NalgonaPositiveShop / http://archive.md/nFKnQ The derpy art just makes this one.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/PeopleAreStrxnge / http://archive.md/AbGwa More general tumblr-ness.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/RebirthGarments / http://archive.md/msP6q This store. This fucking store. I just.... I have no words.

Just remember most tumblr clothing comes in XXL, XXXL or XXXXL

Don't ask about the XXXXXL clothes and beyond; there sold out
 

Billiam Cipher

tumblr is an illusion
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While not "tacky" per se, I noticed that every fucking Tumblrina owns this shirt and *that* is tacky. Why do they love this shirt? What is it about this boring gray alien t-shirt that screams "I must have it"?
It represents the "90s grunge" aesthetic that they all romanticize. They think that decade was all alien print and tattoo chokers.

I mean, I definitely remember that being a thing back then to an extent, but neither are the first thing that personally come to mind when I think of the 1990s.
 

Belial

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The mermaid print binder looks pretty nice, but when would you wear it? Yeah, it's cute and all, but... it'd show through a lot of clothes. That's the last thing you want if you're trying to physically pass as a dude.
That's exactly why I included it. It's pretty, but I thought the whole point of wearing a binder was so you could look more naturally male and not draw attention to the fact that it's needed at all. Making them in bright, attention-grabbing colors just seems to me like they're screaming "HEY EVERYONE I WEAR A BINDER, LOOK HOW TRANNY I AM!"


Patriarchy trampling unicorn shirt.
That unicorn looks almost like it was drawn by Purple Kecleon.
 

cluelessly

not great, not terrible
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The mermaid print binder looks pretty nice, but when would you wear it? Yeah, it's cute and all, but... it'd show through a lot of clothes. That's the last thing you want if you're trying to physically pass as a dude.
I could see them being a thing at pride parades and things like that but otherwise seems like a lot of money for tranny mermaid cosplay