Tacky Clothes of Tumblr -

[Checkered Spotlight]

If you wear this in public, it really just makes people not want to be anywhere near you.

Also holy shit, that Smash the Patriarchy unicorn looks like PK drew it.

 

[RM 810]

That's exactly why I included it. It's pretty, but I thought the whole point of wearing a binder was so you could look more naturally male and not draw attention to the fact that it's needed at all. Making them in bright, attention-grabbing colors just seems to me like they're screaming "HEY EVERYONE I WEAR A BINDER, LOOK HOW TRANNY I AM!"

Maybe they're meant to be so you just look like you're wearing a vest? (or wifebeater or whatever you guys call it)

Anyway, have an album of cringey LGBT stuff from lookhuman.

 

[Bokrug's Basement]

I figure this type of clothing is worn for selfies, then immediately changed before they go out.

 

[Belial]

I figure this type of clothing is worn for selfies, then immediately changed before they go out.

The world can only hope.

 

[2spooky]

I figure this type of clothing is worn for selfies, then immediately changed before they go out.

You would think that, but you'd be sadly mistaken.

Spoiler: Powerleveling

I work for a theme park and see these people outside all day long wearing all sorts of garbage. They won't respond when greeted either, and visibly panic when I recognize and comment on whatever tumblrtastic fandom things they're wearing. Good times.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Maybe they're meant to be so you just look like you're wearing a vest? (or wifebeater or whatever you guys call it)

Anyway, have an album of cringey LGBT stuff from lookhuman.

Another PK-looking one in there, "asexuality" and all:

Spoiler

 

[Positron]

Axolotls are sexual organisms that look juvenile. If they're a mascot for anything, it is pedophilia.

 

[Yaoi Huntress Earth]

This looks like a bad 80s photo.

Also don't forget the shop lookhuman.

https://www.lookhuman.com

This shop is filled to the brim with shitty tumblr aesthetic.

Reminds me of the stuff you find on Mental Floss' online store, but without the cleverness or likablity.

 

[friedshrimp]

Just what is it with tumblrinas that they're obsessed with making unicorns these feminist!edgy misandrists? In typical lore unicorns are mostly associated with goodness and purity and femininity...

And i love how tumblrinas go out of their way to make Sanders some type of magical Santa Claus that'll save the USA from the evil Grinch Trump (it's not a surprise they champion for an ineffective candidate...).

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Tattoo chokers make my skin itch just looking at them.

A small sample from LookHuman's election sale...

Spoiler: Image heavy

I'm not making any kind of political statement, I'm just here to post cringe.
It's probably worth nothing I didn't see a lot of Republican/right-wing content until page 4.

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NGL, I'd probably wear the Obama one BUT that's mainly due to a private joke I have with a group of friends.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Spoiler: big image

While not "tacky" per se, I noticed that every fucking Tumblrina owns this shirt and *that* is tacky. Why do they love this shirt? What is it about this boring gray alien t-shirt that screams "I must have it"?

Maybe they miss their home planet.

 

[kittie]

I've actually seen a lot of people wearing shirts similar to this in public, usually completely mismatched with the rest of the clothes they're wearing.
It's usually topped off with multiple facial piercings, brightly colored, partially shaved, hair, and granny glasses

Spoiler: Powerlevel

I go to an art school and this shit and students selling their own shirts/buttons like this is pretty common.

 

[Yamyam]

Just what is it with tumblrinas that they're obsessed with making unicorns these feminist!edgy misandrists? In typical lore unicorns are mostly associated with goodness and purity and femininity...

And i love how tumblrinas go out of their way to make Sanders some type of magical Santa Claus that'll save the USA from the evil Grinch Trump (it's not a surprise they champion for an ineffective candidate...).

Also didn't they kill those who weren't virgins? If that the case tumblr should hate them for 'slut shaming'.

 

[AnOminous]

Just what is it with tumblrinas that they're obsessed with making unicorns these feminist!edgy misandrists? In typical lore unicorns are mostly associated with goodness and purity and femininity...

Actually unicorns have no use for any women but virgins.

They're kind of slut-shamers, really.

 

[kittie]

Just what is it with tumblrinas that they're obsessed with making unicorns these feminist!edgy misandrists? In typical lore unicorns are mostly associated with goodness and purity and femininity...

And i love how tumblrinas go out of their way to make Sanders some type of magical Santa Claus that'll save the USA from the evil Grinch Trump (it's not a surprise they champion for an ineffective candidate...).

Unicorn popularity exploded with the rise of pastel goth in 2012, and since part of pastel goth was being edgy, girls looked for a way to be edgy without being offensive, therefore combining unicorns with feminist statements to satisfy this. And it stuck

 

[Smarmy]

I thought LookHuman sounded familiar in relation to some sort of drama, so I did a little snooping and yeah, it turns out there's another filmy layer of autism on the whole thing. The website is apparently full of stolen shit from tumblrites as well as other websites (here's a post talking about it). So not only is it cringeworthy material, it's stolen cringeworthy material. They couldn't even come up with the ideas on their own.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Another PK-looking one in there, "asexuality" and all:

Spoiler

Axolotls aren't asexual, they just regenerate really well

 

[Super Collie]

I wish more people would wear these kinds of things ironically just to mock the culture.

 

[kittie]

Axolotls aren't asexual, they just regenerate really well

I feel like something that truely reproduced asexually, like a euglena would be a more appropriate mascot

Spoiler

although I think euglenas look like big green sperm

 

[VortekPMD]

So not only they want to be professional victims, they want to be fashion victims too.