Tacky Clothes of Tumblr -

[A.Shitposter]

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While not "tacky" per se, I noticed that every fucking Tumblrina owns this shirt and *that* is tacky. Why do they love this shirt? What is it about this boring gray alien t-shirt that screams "I must have it"?

I'm pretty sure it has to do with the fact that ayy lmao is a tumblr meme and because tumblrites believe aliens would approve of their made up genders and shit.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

I'm pretty sure it has to do with the fact that ayy lmao is a tumblr meme and because tumblrites believe aliens would approve of their made up genders and shit.

What that really means is they all belong on Mars together.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I'm pretty sure it has to do with the fact that ayy lmao is a tumblr meme and because tumblrites believe aliens would approve of their made up genders and shit.

>implying the aliens won't see them as reasons to exterminate us all

 

[Fiddleford]

Zazzle is great for this shit.

Spoiler: Image heavy

 

[friedshrimp]

Men who wear "misandrist" shirts should be forever laughed at.

 

[kittie]

Zazzle is great for this shit.

Spoiler: Image heavy

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Knock yourself out

 

[Android raptor]

The only thing those lgbtq ones make me think is that the wearer is actually a cishet in deep denial desperately trying to overcompensate, kinda like closested homophobes who insist they're straight.

 

[TiredConlanger]

The only thing those lgbtq ones make me think is that the wearer is actually a cishet in deep denial desperately trying to overcompensate, kinda like closested homophobes who insist they're straight.

Pretty much, especially with Tumblr's overall culture as it is, where anything that isn't "I want to bone all of the opposite sex all the time" and is not 100% stereotypical of their gender is treated as being akin to LGBT. They know, deep down, that they're full of shit, but they want to claim to be so, so they can speak about it, given Tumblr's ideas about the oppression olympics and the like.

Edit: typo

 

[Hanamura]

Most of the binders in the store look really badly made and seems really lose. When you look at the examples on the storenvy, you can clearly see that it simply does not work on larger chested people without looking like a super uncomfortable sports bra and less like an actual chest binder.
On the smaller chested people, you can see how loose it fits on them.
Anyway, the prices are REALLY shitty too. I could buy nearly 2 binders from underworks for that price. Most reputable binders go from 30-35 range normally. If you wanna decorate your binder for whatever goddamn reason, do it yourself, buy patches and fabric paint.

 

[Count groudon]

Many tumblrinas are not content plastering their tumblr blogs with eye-searing colors, tasteless graphics, and SJW sperging, and take it to the next level by decorating their flabby bodies with the same. I'm sure you're all familiar with the dangerhair phenomenon, but that's only the tip of the iceberg here; if one dares delve into the sketchier corners of sites such as Etsy and Storenvy, one is bound to find all manner of SJWs and tumblrinas hawking overpriced and unattractive wares emblazoned with their shitty opinions. And because mocking terrible clothing is a time honored tradition throughout humanity, let's have ourselves a fun time.

Ideal places to hunt for milk are not only tumblr, but the aforementioned Etsy and Storenvy. Plug in typical tumblrese words and phrases, and see what horrors come up. Below is a small sampling:

Spoiler: Thank you for telling us so plainly and obviously.

Spoiler: Nothing says 'beautiful' like an old sweatshirt scribbled on with bleach.

Spoiler: I can't tell if this is stupidity or an underhanded attempt to help the cops.

Spoiler: For when you want to make it clear you're only pretending to be tranny as a fashion statement.

Spoiler: ward away those nasty vore fetishists with this ugly shirt!

Spoiler: It really is like one of their garish blogs come to life.

Spoiler: There isn't a single element of this that isn't tacky as hell.

Spoiler: Trust me, no boy wants anywhere near you.

Spoiler: We'd really rather not. (Possibly NSFW)

http://shapeshiftersinc.storenvy.com/ / http://archive.md/aKmQD The fashion binder store, full of similar "gems."
http://www.storenvy.com/stores/96907-one-angry-girl-designs / http://archive.md/arDMh This store is packed to bursting with tumblrfem-flavoured hideousness.
http://kin-looks.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.md/JT79R When pretending to be a dragon the internet isn't enough.
http://feministfashion.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.md/kphx8 A grab bag of tasteless clothes and feminism sperging.
http://cyberfatgirls.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.md/8kyhN Fat positive "fashion"
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShopHeroineCouture / http://archive.md/q6suh Don't get much more tumblr than this.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/NalgonaPositiveShop / http://archive.md/nFKnQ The derpy art just makes this one.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/PeopleAreStrxnge / http://archive.md/AbGwa More general tumblr-ness.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/RebirthGarments / http://archive.md/msP6q This store. This fucking store. I just.... I have no words.

Spoiler: no fucking words (NSFW?)

I'd totally wear that "ask me about my vagina" shirt. The rest, however, are garbage.

 

[woowie queen]

i'd admit that peoplearestrxnge etsy shop has some cute things here and here (not many, sadly)
for the rest.... ewww.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

So not only they want to be professional victims, they want to be fashion victims too.

Hey, if they want to act the part, they certainly have to look and dress the part.

 

[lesboslut69]

Sad to see there aren't any "Vagetarian" shirts. Though I suppose that would be a bit too on the nose and not really in line with the "I shit rainbows and gender non conformity also kill men uwu" image that these tumblr fashionistas love so much.

 

[kittie]

Sad to see there aren't any "Vagetarian" shirts. Though I suppose that would be a bit too on the nose and not really in line with the "I shit rainbows and gender non conformity also kill men uwu" image that these tumblr fashionistas love so much.

But sweety )) that's transphobic bcuz there are lesbians with penises uwu uwu

 

[Florence]

> wants to smash capitalism by stealing
> buys shirt

Wut

The shirt's probably made by starving orphans in a third world country to boot.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

The shirt's probably made by starving orphans in a third world country to boot.

Um, EXCUSE ME, SHITLORD?!! Everyone knows that so-called "third world countries" are actually perfect utopias where women and LGBT people are treated like gods, and the only bad things there are the fault of white people. Brush up on your (revisionist) history, cis scum!

 

[Lalala]

So I decided to have a little gander at Redbubble to see what fail they have and this popped up

Spoiler

Labelle, that you??

 

[Yaoi Huntress Earth]

Say what you want about hippies, but at least they had some good fashion. All Tumblertots can do is make ugly shirts and steal their piercings and hair dye from the hipsters.

 

[Ruin]

Guys I need a shirt that advertises the state of my cunt do you think Tumblr can help me?

 

[Yamyam]

Ready to be laughed at in public like