Kiwi Farms

Many tumblrinas are not content plastering their tumblr blogs with eye-searing colors, tasteless graphics, and SJW sperging, and take it to the next level by decorating their flabby bodies with the same. I'm sure you're all familiar with the dangerhair phenomenon, but that's only the tip of the iceberg here; if one dares delve into the sketchier corners of sites such as Etsy and Storenvy, one is bound to find all manner of SJWs and tumblrinas hawking overpriced and unattractive wares emblazoned with their shitty opinions. And because mocking terrible clothing is a time honored tradition throughout humanity, let's have ourselves a fun time.

Ideal places to hunt for milk are not only tumblr, but the aforementioned Etsy and Storenvy. Plug in typical tumblrese words and phrases, and see what horrors come up. Below is a small sampling:











http://shapeshiftersinc.storenvy.com/ / http://archive.md/aKmQD The fashion binder store, full of similar "gems."
http://www.storenvy.com/stores/96907-one-angry-girl-designs / http://archive.md/arDMh This store is packed to bursting with tumblrfem-flavoured hideousness.
http://kin-looks.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.md/JT79R When pretending to be a dragon the internet isn't enough.
http://feministfashion.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.md/kphx8 A grab bag of tasteless clothes and feminism sperging.
http://cyberfatgirls.tumblr.com/ / http://archive.md/8kyhN Fat positive "fashion"
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShopHeroineCouture / http://archive.md/q6suh Don't get much more tumblr than this.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/NalgonaPositiveShop / http://archive.md/nFKnQ The derpy art just makes this one.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/PeopleAreStrxnge / http://archive.md/AbGwa More general tumblr-ness.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/RebirthGarments / http://archive.md/msP6q This store. This fucking store. I just.... I have no words.