Taco Bell is Opening a Hotel -

[Tookie]

Get ready for “Bell”hops and Baja Blasts, Fire Sauce and Sauce Packet floaties, because The Bell: A Taco Bell Hotel and Resort is opening for a limited time in Palm Springs this August, meant for 18+ superfans. Complete with exclusive Taco Bell menu items and plenty of surprises, The Bell is sure to be the spicy twist of your summer. So pack your swimsuit, mark your calendars and start the countdown, because The Bell is about to make all of your taco dreams come true.

Taco Bell Is Opening a Hotel (Yes, a Hotel) in Palm Springs

Reservations open on June 27, for those who want tacos for breakfast, lunch, dinner—and room service.

www.cntraveler.com

 

[eldri]

The hotel better have bidets for the toilets so I can rinse my asshole after every bout of explosive diarrhea from eating there.

 

[Libtard-Wrecking Krogoth]

i can get better tacos and worse gangrene for cheaper in los angeles, what's the point of this? also, visiting the taco bell no-tell motel sounds like the start of a horror movie

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Palm Springs in August with shitty burritos, fake cheese, and terrible hot sauce.

Oh joy.

 

[dreamworks face]

From reading that article, Taco Bell in Las Vegas apparently does weddings.

Hopefully they sell pot at the hotel.

 

[UF 404]

A Taco Bell Hotel? Fuck, I better grab my suitcase

 

[AF 802]

The hotel better have bidets for the toilets so I can rinse my asshole after every bout of explosive diarrhea from eating there.

Better know how to use the 3 shells when wiping.

 

[Xerxes IX]

18+

Are they going to have to post notices in the rooms saying that having anal sex after eating Taco Bell is not recommended?

 

[W00K #17]

What's it gonna be called? The Red Poot Inn?

 

[Marco Fucko]

From reading that article, Taco Bell in Las Vegas apparently does weddings.

Hopefully they sell pot at the hotel.

If I could get married at a hotel that sells weed I could probably die happy.

 

[Clop]

If I could get married at a hotel that sells weed I could probably die happy.

Close enough?

Thailand cave hero opens the world's first cannabis oil hotel - in Essex

It's high time.

metro.co.uk

 

[Marco Fucko]

Close enough?

Thailand cave hero opens the world's first cannabis oil hotel - in Essex

It's high time.

metro.co.uk

It's in the UK so no.

 

[SiccDicc]

i can get better tacos and worse gangrene for cheaper in los angeles, what's the point of this? also, visiting the taco bell no-tell motel sounds like the start of a horror movie

THE TACO MEAT IS PEOPLE! THE TACO MEAT IS PEOPLE!

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I prefer actual mexican food. There's a place down the street that sells burritos about as long as your forearm and weigh over a pound.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

They better have a Pizza Hut too...

 

[Eryngium]

(insert original poop joke here)

 

[kadoink]

Honestly as a public service they should open up a series of restrooms.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

Better know how to use the 3 shells when wiping.

id fuck the living shit out of 90s sandra bullock

 

[Duke Nukem]

I had a friend who called Taco Bell "Toxic Hell."

So since they're opening a hotel, it could be...

Hotel Hell?

 

[SiccDicc]

Coming back to this... I have to ask if the beds are basically just burritos you fit into? Because that sounds like fun.