Taco Bell is Opening a Hotel -

CitizenJane

Very naughty girl
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What's it built with? I thought all the cement went into the meat. Also, sounds like some sort of scam to trick young teenage girls into showing up who will be drugged and raped repeatedly by Taco Bell's shareholders.
 

ApatheticViewer

Devotee of Nihilist Satanic Leftism
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I prefer actual mexican food. There's a place down the street that sells burritos about as long as your forearm and weigh over a pound.

I'm gonna be controversial here but I fucking hate real Mexican food. All of it's just beans and beef with lots of spice. It's all completely flavorless. And they give you that dry flavorless rice that just goes straight in the garbage. Maybe some pasty looking beans on the side.

Ever had a cheesy gordita crunch? Or a crunch wrap? Delicious
 

FixinShibe

honey the 3DO broke again
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The Only hotel on the planet where there is more diarrhea clogging the toilet than 5 star guests
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
True & Honest Fan
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Get ready for “Bell”hops and Baja Blasts, Fire Sauce and Sauce Packet floaties, because The Bell: A Taco Bell Hotel and Resort is opening for a limited time in Palm Springs this August, meant for 18+ superfans. Complete with exclusive Taco Bell menu items and plenty of surprises, The Bell is sure to be the spicy twist of your summer. So pack your swimsuit, mark your calendars and start the countdown, because The Bell is about to make all of your taco dreams come true.
You know the sad thing? It might actually be semi-competent, since the only times I've had serious screw ups at a Taco Bell was those weird hybrid ones where they double-bunk with KFC.

They could probably do a killing if they go for a 2 star style motel that gives you good breakfast food to fight the booze, and then have good drunk food at the night.
 
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