TACO BELL IS TESTING A NEW CHALUPA SHELL AND IT’S MADE FROM VEGAN CHICKEN -

[TFT-A9]

just give us the cum flavor of baja blast already

gotchu fam

 

[Takodachi]

[angry beaner noises]

 

[mindlessobserver]

Yeah, going to Taco Bell for “health” reasons misses the point IMO. Steak queserito was one of the best (albeit pricey-er) things on the menu, but it was worth it.

It was before my time, but I heard of the legendary Bell Beefer sandwich (a kind of Mexican sloppy Joe). I would give that crazy thing a try. Hell, they can use impossible/whatever fake taco meat and bring that back. I’d eat it!

Isn't the fact that you eat at taco bell proof that you will eat anything tho?

 

[TFT-A9]

Isn't the fact that you eat at taco bell proof that you will eat anything tho?

They probably have a line straight from their toilets to the vats that hold their "beans"

 

[Dom Cruise]

Oh Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell!

Enchirito, nacho, burrito!

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

So it is a soy shell. I do not think that required a headline in caps.

BULLSHIT; CAPS MAKE EVERYTHING AWESOME.

 

[Archeops]

Eh, I wouldn’t eat it (I have SOME standards) but I know a few people that would. That said, I can only hope that the breading is seasoned since most meat substitutes are bland as fuck.

You can still get it if you do a mobile order according to one of the workers there

It varies from location to location, I know some will refuse to make even when you order it via their app.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Vegan food is vile. It is a litany of salt, mono saturated fats made in a lab and highly processed vegetable oils. The lengths of scientific horror required to accommodate this cult is beyond the pale. At least vegetarians have the good sense to get their protein and B vitamins from dairy and unfertilized Bird eggs.

Every Vegan I have met in my life has required pills to sustain their bodily functions. If your diet requires an advanced technological society that has only existed for less then a century to keep you alive, then you my friend are not living "natural" at all.

 

[Blacklight]

Vegan food is vile. It is a litany of salt, mono saturated fats made in a lab and highly processed vegetable oils. The lengths of scientific horror required to accommodate this cult is beyond the pale. At least vegetarians have the good sense to get their protein and B vitamins from dairy and unfertilized Bird eggs.

Every Vegan I have met in my life has required pills to sustain their bodily functions. If your diet requires an advanced technological society that has only existed for less then a century to keep you alive, then you my friend are not living "natural" at all.

I have never seen vegan cheese that melts like actual cheese. Looks more like plastic that's been under a blowtorch than actual food.

 

[Enig]

So they got rid of the almighty based beefy frito burrito for gimmick trash like this, and after locking half the good shit to their fucking phone "app". Fuck right off.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

If you're a hopeless fatass, you could do worse than Taco Bell for a weight loss scheme. As long as you don't over eat their food and skip the soda, most of it goes to waste and doesn't make you fat.

Taco Bell is the best weight loss food. Every day ends with a complementary colon cleanse.

 

[Carver]

Taco Bell has a few major considerations when having food items on the menu:
- ingredient price
- ingredient diversity (lower is better)
- speed of assembly

They will cycle out popular menu items if one of the ingredients has a price spike (happening to a lot of things right now). I wonder which ingredient or trait is common in the following?

Grilled Steak Soft Taco, 7-Layer Burrito, Quesarito, Nachos Supreme, Beefy Fritos Burrito, Spicy Tostada, Triple Layer Nachos, Spicy Potato Soft Taco, Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, Loaded Grillers, Chips & Dips and the Mini Skillet Bowl

 

[NyQuilninja]

Is it Taco Bell's meat practically vegetable based allready? I thought it wasn't real beef it's mostly plant filler right

 

[Product Placement]

So it is a soy shell. I do not think that required a headline in caps.

proprietary pea protein, not soy

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

it can't be vegan flavored chicken because chicken doesn't taste like vegan.

Vegan tastes like sickly lean pork.

 

[Goyaanisqatsi]

Who the fuck asked for this? Certainly not me nor the vegans.

Stick to your goddamn lane Taco Bell and continue making delectable trash.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

What is with Taco Bell pushing this vegan shit the past few years and phasing out all their decent stuff? Never really cared much for them but damn like two thirds of the stuff I did like is now gone from the menu

whatever, I just go to Taco Time if I want fast food Tex Mex now. Tastes a lot better than Taco Bell’s garbage as well

 

[nekrataal]

Seeing this just reminds me of that vegan chicken nugget shit. What kind of faggot gets excited about this shit?

 

[NumberingYourState]

What is with Taco Bell pushing this vegan shit the past few years and phasing out all their decent stuff? Never really cared much for them but damn like two thirds of the stuff I did like is now gone from the menu

whatever, I just go to Taco Time if I want fast food Tex Mex now. Tastes a lot better than Taco Bell’s garbage as well

They figured the hedonistic image of their early 2000s self, being a "gamer trope" and all that, is problematic somehow and want to distance themselves from their meme status which will never go away. The moralistic platitudes of veganism is never short of astounding.