Taco Bell - Make a run for the toilet

[Autumnal Equinox]

Agreed that the Diablo sauce barely has any kick to it. None of their "hot" sauces do, but Fire is probably the best of the lot.

Wtf is up with that double chalupa bullshit though? Thing is always disgustingly soggy and falling apart. Bring back the regular chalupa $5 box, ya pricks.

 

[Trilby]

I'm going to echo what someone else said above: If you get the runs from Taco Bell or gas station food, that's just natural selection at work. A healthy immune system and digestive system should be able to cope with anything that doesn't cause an actual in-the-news health scare. Sorry, you just got a poor roll of the dice when the divinities were rolling up your character.

I suppose I'm one of the lucky ones there.

Wtf is up with that double chalupa bullshit though? Thing is always disgustingly soggy and falling apart. Bring back the regular chalupa $5 box, ya pricks.

It's a shame they don't do a normal chalupa box at all. This comes off like a typical corporate audience testing situation.

 

[Pissmaster]

Wtf is up with that double chalupa bullshit though? Thing is always disgustingly soggy and falling apart. Bring back the regular chalupa $5 box, ya pricks.

It's alright, it's best consumed with a fork, though. I kinda lamented it the first time they got rid of it, but now I just wish they'd bring back the XXL grilled stuffed burrito.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I'd rather not get Botulism and plague.

Not all Gas Station food is equal, there is a place that started as a Gas Station franchise in my area that started doing made to order food..and now they are opening up places that don't have the Gas Station part at all and only sell their Made to Order food.

and their fried Macaroni and Cheese bites are fucking fantastic.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I always order the same thing every time I go to Taco Bell. Three five layer beefy burritos.

 

[Adamska]

Yeah, I noticed a decrease in quality the last time I ordered something not a pair of steak Quesarito; I suspect it's a soy-meat combo given how shit it was.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Taco Bell removed the double decker taco from the menu therefore Taco Bell is dead to me.

 

[Trilby]

Taco Bell removed the double decker taco from the menu therefore Taco Bell is dead to me.

I saw they brought back the Double Stacked Tacos in my area for a dollar each. I remember having them probably two years ago or whenever they were around. They removed the Double Chalupa box in favor of a regular Chalupa box that gives you that, a regular taco and a double stacked taco for $5 (plus drink).

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

I saw they brought back the Double Stacked Tacos in my area for a dollar each. I remember having them probably two years ago or whenever they were around. They removed the Double Chalupa box in favor of a regular Chalupa box that gives you that, a regular taco and a double stacked taco for $5 (plus drink).

I don't think that is the same thing. The double decker taco was a hard shell taco inside of a soft shell taco that had refried beans between them. It was a really nice carb load.

 

[Just a fag]

anytime nacho fries come out, I gorge on them a couple times a week until they go away again.

 

[Petey Wheatstraw]

The Chad Combo: three crunchy beefy fritos burritos, two cooler ranch tacos. All drenched in diablo sauce. For maximum effect, bring back Sangrita Blast. That shit was incredible.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I don't think that is the same thing. The double decker taco was a hard shell taco inside of a soft shell taco that had refried beans between them. It was a really nice carb load.

Try a Cheesy Gordita Crunch maybe? It’s the hard shell taco inside of the flatbread type taco with cheese in between. It’s quite delicious.

 

[Amaranth]

had 4 of those reaper ranch double stuffed tacos, pretty fucking tasty, easily their best $1 item

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

It's nice how, when you're travelling in a group or having a party or something similar, you can get a box full of tacos from Taco Bell, and people just eat as many as they want from the box.

 

[NoFeline]

I love their quesadillas so I was extremely disappoint when I found out the quesarito just uses nacho cheese.

Not that nacho cheese is bad (god damn those fiesta potatoes are moanworthy) it just doesn't work in the quesarito

 

[RavenCrow]

I tend to avoid taco bell. Every time I eat there I start farting blood on the way home.

 

[Amaranth]

I tend to avoid taco bell. Every time I eat there I start farting blood on the way home.

sounds like a you problem, if anyone has trouble digesting this or something like arbys, then it's the bodies fucking up, not the food.

 

[SamTheEagle]

Taco Bell removed the double decker taco from the menu therefore Taco Bell is dead to me.

Order a soft taco with beans instead of meat and no lettuce. I recommend adding nacho cheese, too.
Order a crunchy taco.
Put the two tacos together. You've got yourself a double decker, and also proved that Taco Bell still carries all the ingredients for it and it's stupid that they removed it from the menu. It's more expensive, sadly, but it gets me my fix.

EDIT
Damn it, I want tacos now.

 

[RavenCrow]

sounds like a you problem, if anyone has trouble digesting this or something like arbys, then it's the bodies fucking up, not the food.

Oh I was always under the impression that farting blood meant the food was perfect, and if you aren't farting blood something wasn't right.

 

[Amaranth]