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Discussion in 'Food' started by Morose_Obesity, Jan 13, 2017.

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What's your favorite item?

  1. 7 layer burrito

    15.4%
  2. 33 layer burrito

    13.5%
  3. Everything tastes the same and makes me fart

    35.6%
  4. The diarrhito

    21.2%
  5. Huh huh 420 blazeitfaggot

    48.1%
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  2. Had breakfast there yesterday morn.
    The extreme deliciousity cravings were brought on after I didn't refill my adderal, normally I exist on vapors, BIG, BLACK DICK and the occasional actual meal.
    Much like my brother in arms from the "Fractured but Whole" game, it refilled my fartpower enough to not only gas three "Blue Apron" street salesman, but a heroin fuck sleeping it off, hand on cock, right in front of decent fucking people on State Street.
    Do I like to cook? I like bakin' brownies motherfucker! Get a real job, asslick.


    Considering I have walking pneumonia, I hope they all caught my illness. And die. Painfully.

    But fuck yea that bacon crunchwrap hit the spot.
     
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  3. There aren't any Taco Bells where I live. My US friends have raved about it though.
     
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  4. You're not missing out on much, tbh. That is, unless you enjoy having severe diareeha the next day.
     
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  5. Guess I'm lucky then.
     
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  6. Any third-rate, hole-in-the-wall Mexican place will give you the same experience, if not better.
     
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  7. Do they offer Mountain Dew in even more horrifyingly unnatural colors and flavors than usual? Do they offer the long wait in the car followed by the thrill of panic as you try to figure out what you want?
     
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  8. The stacker things they offer are pretty good. It's a quesadilla folded a bit more than usual and filled with beef and nacho cheese. Plus they're a dollar, so no big deal if it rushes out your butthole an hour later.
     
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  9. My autobiography would just be a long Taco Bell receipt....
     
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  10. yeah the beef ones are good, way better than the one with the chicken in it
     
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  11. Sadly, Taco Bell is pretty much the best "Mexican" food I can get here without making it myself.
     
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  12. Today my local Taco Bell just introduced the "Nacho Fries".
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  13. The AM Crunchwraps have been my go-to fast food breakfast since the day Taco Bell opened up a breakfast menu.

    It sucks that the Taco Bell in my town takes forever to do anything.
     
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  14. So it's basically regular fries with nacho sauce?
     
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  15. Seems like it, they do add some seasoning on it as well, I think it might be the same type they used previously for their "Border Fries" nearly 20 years ago (for anyone who may recall them, they were seasoned tater tots, they had ketchup packets then for them).
     
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  16. Oh fuck, just feed it to my FACE!
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  17. If you legitimately get farties or sharties from Taco Bell of all things, you're a soy toy cuck faggot and I have zero respect for you.
    Nevermind, hot.
     
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  18. Got the Nacho Fries Bell Grande and a regular sized orange slushy thing and was pleased to see the total come out to $6.66.
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