taco soup recipe - 01/15/19 -

[pecansandies]

Islamic Content in this video:

• cooking while sitting
• cabbage vegetable soup somehow translates to "taco". Seriously why does her "healthy" eating phases consist of a bunch of nonsense in a pot
• "do you remember when mentos wadd'nt even gum?"
• beetus knuckles getting even darker
• "currently I should be down 6lbs, but I'm down 7" sure, Jan
• Necky talks about growing out her hair and her own weight loss journey. She's lost 8lbs
• AL: "freakishly worried that you were going to hit the 300's" yet our gorl is surprisingly fine with hitting the 600's (read: DOUBLE of Becky's weight) jfc Amberlynn this is why people are mad at you all the time
• Necky dodges saying she wants to get back down her weight before she met AL
• AL needlessly interrupts Necky's struggles to let us know she's accepting TONS of friend requests on myfitnesspal
• "you got this babe" + PDA
• Necky went to her mom's place, Al didn't go because she was "busy". Necky drove into a ditch and they have to get the car fixed.
• ears stuffed with fluid
• AL wants to do more "weigh-ins" to be more "accountable"....still hasn't done a live weigh-in since last summer (I think) so what is she even talking about
• "my content is going to be staying the same for quite a bit" we been knew, sis
• NO TACO SOUP OR ACTUAL RECIPE IN THE VIDEO

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

They don’t actually cook anything.
They both look like garbage.
The end.

 

[ES 148]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

 

[Lackadaisy]

I'm already disgusted.

 

[DubbleBubble]

Amber yet again "cooks" a literal bucket of slop so she can no doubt later shovel it down her throat by the ladel full, very fitting.

I will say this, good on Becky for wanting to lose some weight, but you know Amber aint gonna let that happen, even if she pretends to be all excited about it. If Becky were to actually be the one to start a real weight loss journey first... Nope, you know how passive aggressive Amber would get, and probably force Becky to do more food runs and sit down and eat the slop with her even if she's not hungry.

edit: ALSO, I really do notice lately, maybe because she's proactively deflecting about it IN the videos... Her skin, lips, eyes all look like something is failing, the kitchen videos are now exclusively done while sitting with no shame. And that labored breathing is getting even worse. I notice it here that after almost every word she's doing that deep gasp for breath like she's suffocating. I'm sure that's just because she's too darn healthy!

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I entered this topic due to a horrifying sense of curiosity, but I am not watching that video.

 

[JambledUpWords]

That soup was nasty. Who adds corn, black beans, tomatoes, mushrooms and cabbage together?

Al needs a cook book and basic cooking lessons. She needs to learn to make more things than just variations of slop if she actually wants to lose weight.

 

[pecansandies]

Amber yet again "cooks" a literal bucket of slop

seriously I can't figure this shit out. She just throws whatever into a pot. Usually some kind of poultry + beans + corn or some variation of chilli. If not that then chicken + broccoli + potatoes. Like there's never any variation and then she's shocked why she's internally screaming for bags of cheetos

I will say this, good on Becky for wanting to lose some weight, but you know Amber aint gonna let that happen

agree 100%. This is where we get a glimpse into how fucked in the head AL actually is. She's worried about Becky reaching 300lbs, which is still half her weight as she creeps to 600. And if Becky starts losing at a more regular rate than AL, I would bet that she's going to sabotage it any way she can

 

[Orange//Net]

Spoiler: Beetus Knuckle Watch

At least it looks like a smiley face

• I love how she sort of admits that her health problems are due to her weight in a sort of "tellin' the haydurs way".

• Gorl, you need to bulk out your portions with that corn not your disgusting ground turkey
• Bitch you like no vegetables
• How the fuck do you cook a soup in a frying pan? Kay's cooking even knows not to do that
• You like orange chicken, not soups.
• Distrubing images of becky and boring conversation

----------I Skipped 5 Minutes---------

• Becky talks about drinking soda like she's in an obesity anyomous meeting
• The video quality being so bad is explained as Amber sitting on her laptop
• She's approving lots of friend requests on her facepalm? (I can't understand southern American accents yall)
• Becky alludes she might have social anxiety because she can't accept friend requests yall
• "I'm sure there's a lot of people here that doubt us" No fucking shit.
• "this is a really unflattering angle" There are no flattering angles
• "yeah that's better" It's literally the same angle.

That's enough hillbillies today folks.

 

[HamFan]

Can you imagine what a relatively minor accident like slipping into a ditch would be like if AL had been in the car? I wonder if the extra weight would've flipped it!

Eta The Becky Neck Reveal!

"It's whatever. Serves its purpose."

 

[Aldora]

Is it actually soup or is it just salt water with some canned vegetables floating in it?

 

[JambledUpWords]

Is it actually soup or is it just salt water with some canned vegetables floating in it?

Calling that a soup is an insult to soups. It’s a cooking abomination.

 

[Welcome to Chin Dab 101]

What if the “ditch” is an excuse to buy a new car that will actually be able to fit AL?

If it does actually exist, was Becky driving under the influence again?

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Is it actually soup or is it just salt water with some canned vegetables floating in it?

It’s probably just water with shit floating in it but, as has been noted before, no actual cooking takes place in the video.

 

[fat]

This 6 to 7 pound shit she keeps going about (and always goes on about whenever she is "losing weight") is so incredibly obnoxious.

A person of a normal weight will fluctuate with 6 to 7 pounds of difference. We retain and release water. It varies. It's how the human body works. 6 to 7 pounds is not weight loss, especially for somebody who weights upwards of 600 pounds. That's the difference between one meal and one shit for Amber.

She is not losing weight. Actual weight loss for people her size is dramatic. If she was trying, she would lose 6 or 7 pounds per week, easily. Her goal of 13 pounds per month should realistically be doubled, and even then it wouldn't be all that impressive.

 

[PiggyPie]

No one in this house will lose weight
No one.
Not even the dogs

 

[JambledUpWords]

No one in this house will lose weight
No one.
Not even the dogs

The only way the house will lose considerable weight is if the beanbag moves out or dies. Eating and lifestyle habits are contagious and Al has no way of changing it unless everyone at the house lays down the law. The chances of that are slim though, since Rickie already works a lot, and Eric and Becky are too lazy to keep Big Al in check.

 

[raritycunt]

Anything from amber with the word “recipe” in it I just imagine lots of salty processed ingredients in an over seasoned broth

 

[neckiminaj]

sexy lesbians flaunting what sex 10 times a week looks like

 

[Kirito]

I came into this thread to shit on her recipe but she didn't even attempt to go over what she made.