Tactical Celebration of Birth -

[Null]

Gamers, give 24 salutes to Commander Stryker. He's leveled up today.

 

[EI 903]

Happy 24th tour of duty, Commander.

 

[The Dude]

He leveled up, but his stats keep decreasing.

 

[CWCissey]

Prepare the 24 TAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA salute!

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Wouldn't he be 23 since he was born in 1991?

Because, I feel like Blink 182's famous line "nobody likes you when you're 23 and you still act like you're in freshman year" rings so true.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

He leveled up, but his stats keep decreasing.

Only his sanity stat.

 

[Night Terror]

Happy birthday, Commander.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Happy Birthday Jace. I hope your 24th year is even more productive than the previous one.

 

[BT 075]

That's 24 years of being one helluva entertaining motherfucker 24\7.

 

[Cheesecake]

عيد ميلاد سعيد Jace.
Blessings of Allah upon you on this mighty day.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Happy birthday to the future retired wounded Marine

 

[KingofManga420]

Congratulations, our commander ages like a fine wine. Every year he just gets better and better. Here's to 24.

 

[MerriedManJr]

I want to and/or wish our Commander, such as, a happy BIRTHDAY. Tahaaaa. Okay, that's gamer humor. Only gamers will get that.

 

[Generic User]

Today, even reality is more realistic. God bless Jace.