taking a break.... 12/31/18 -

[easyaf]

AL has a video set up to start in half an hour. I'll try to edit as she goes to do the breakdown, then stick it behind a spoiler tag at the end.

Spoiler: Breakdown

25 mins to go, already at 70 thumbs down. AL is int he comments but only replying to asspats, touting it as 'spreading positivity'.

Can't timestamp because my computer times it from when I clicked on, not video start.

14 mins to go: Stops ignoring negative comments for a sec to clapback that actually she does have a doc, with a smiley

Start: New torrid clothing haul. She's wearing a pink floral top (dress?)

"I'm sitting down right now" -No shit sherlock

Ah! That was a scary zoom in, how did she do that on live?

Oh, duh, she's in the comments, I didn't realise you could upload pre-recorded on live.

Her makeup with the pig pink top looks jank.

Is very proud of sleeping like a normal human midnight to 8 for two days

TV rec: 911 'soooo freeakin' ahhhmaazeen'

They're having a get together type thing tomorrow, which she's not calling aparty (I'm guessing) because of the utter failure of the halloween one). Friends staying the night. Uh! Poor them, do they know what they're getting into?

She might want to stat uploading more, so might make a new schedule.

Wants us to admire her pig shirt

The dinner she ordered (spaghetti and meatballs) was disgusting, so she's eating the meatballs then throwing it away. She's appalled that it was a waste of money, but is a considerate gorl because she's not sending Becky out to get a replacement. I have a feeling we're going to see a lot more ordered in meals from now on as she because less capable o moving and more embarrassed in public by it.

Snort and rat bun. Looks like it hasn't been combed for a century.

Despite wanting to upload more, she's going to take a small break, does not say for how long.

I'm guessing the little break to try and desperately shed some water weight so she can claim she is still 556 after her Christmas/birthday binges.

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

a break, so the ER is not allowing her to stream and we will see her in the back of an ambulance truck.

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

Isn't she already on a "break" from her "job"???? Must be why she needed the Venmo $$$ .... gorl needs to eat!

 

[Dutch Courage]

Taking another break, eh? Didn't she just take a break before embarking on her three uploads a week plan? That didn't even last 2 full weeks... It must be exhausting to point a camera at yourself while you eat, open Xmas presents, or talk to your sped roommates.

Incidentally, ever since Amberlynn and Becky jointly announced live weigh-ins every Monday with great fanfare and solemn promises back at the end of August, there have been precisely zero (0) live weigh-ins. Exhausting.

 

[bubble tea]

I have a strange feeling that this is going to be another hilarious joke like her orange chicken video. She's going to say, "I'm taking a break... until next year. Teehee!"

 

[easyaf]

I have a strange feeling that this is going to be another hilarious joke like her orange chicken video. She's going to say, "I'm taking a break... until next year. Teehee!"

That's not a strange feeling, that's learning from past fakeouts and click bait. Excuse me, click 'bate'.

 

[Spectator]

Becky has had enough. That’s my guess.

 

[NM 457]

Taking another break, eh? Didn't she just take a break before embarking on her three uploads a week plan? That didn't even last 2 full weeks... It must be exhausting to point a camera at yourself while you eat, open Xmas presents, or talk to your sped roommates.

Incidentally, ever since Amberlynn and Becky jointly announced live weigh-ins every Monday with great fanfare and solemn promises back at the end of August, there have been precisely zero (0) live weigh-ins. Exhausting.

I'm just waiting for that 600 lb confession. It should be any day now...

 

[NQ 952]

I swear to god if this is a kit kat commercial.

 

[497]

I don't think anyone expected her to really be able to stick to 3 times a week. That's like sticking to a workout or even a shower schedule. Right off to start she's bought more bed sheets and can't stand to fully show them

 

[bubble tea]

I feel inspired to summarize as well.
DECEMBER 29:

• Felt "inspired" to blog. Says she has a Torrid haul. luh-mao.
• Torrid haul is filled with a bunch of dresses, sweaters, and shirts, all with tacky print.
• Yet again emphasizing her low IQ, she holds up a white, painfully cheap-looking floral print dress and says, "This screams fall to me."
• Says she's going to a birthday dinner and won't vlog; people will be there who don't want to be on camera.
• OOTD is her typical uniform of a dress, cardigan, and tacky jewelry.

DECEMBER 30:

• Gives an update on her "sleeping schedule..." claims she suffers from insomnia and usually can't fall asleep until noon. (Wait... what about the sleep apnea? Hello?)
• "On my own.... I have been falling asleep at midnight and waking up at 8am." U go, gorl.
• She is very proud of herself.
• Friends are coming over to stay the night for a NYE get together.
• They ordered food. AL got a family portion of spaghetti and meatballs. Says it is disgusting and has to throw it away, but she managed to eat the meatballs. Shows herself throwing it in the trashcan.
• Side note: her hair is greasy, dandruff-y, and disgusting as per usual.
• She is taking a "small break" because the new year is coming; she needs to figure herself out; and she wants to come back calm and collected.
• "I will see you guys whenever I see you guys."

TL;DR: riveting content.

 

[Dutch Courage]

She says she wants to post more often than Mon-Wed-Fri. Then, she tells us she's taking a break from YouTube.

She tells us "I am never tired" and this is why her sleep habits were bad, despite her telling us that she was tired in every video she has made since summer.

She is rich enough now to order spaghetti and meatballs delivered to the house, eat only the meatballs, and fling the rest in the trash.

She invited 11 people to her big birthday bash, but can't show them because they don't wanna be on camera.

She bought hundreds of dollars of more shit from Torrid, all of it awful clothes for 500 pound grannies.

And that's all she wrote...a waste of time for one and all. Happy New Year!

 

[NM 457]

Seems like our gorl has completed her transformation into a pig, oink and all.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Big Al’s birthday outfit. According to the video, she went with 11 other people to a seafood restaurant (Red Lobster perhaps?)

 

[ricecake]

She invited 11 people to her big birthday bash, but can't show them because they don't wanna be on camera.

Becky, Ricky, Eric - 3
Becky's sisters and their husbands - 7
Becky's adult nephew and wife - 9
Becky's mom and stepdad - 11

 

[Sparkletor]

She invited 11 people to her big birthday bash, but can't show them because they don't wanna be on camera.

Becky, Ricky, Eric - 3
Becky's sisters and their husbands - 7
Becky's adult nephew and wife - 9
Becky's mom and stepdad - 11

Becky's non-birth aunt didn't get an invite? How rude.

 

[Whale Watcher]

Dang, whoever made that spaghetti should be ashamed of themselves! I don't think I've ever seen ALR turn down food, let alone throw out a whole trough of slop. Must have contained real tomatoes or something.

 

[NQ 952]

I would've preferred a kit kat commercial.

 

[NM 457]

Seems like our gorl has completed her transformation into a pig, oink and all.

Big Al's Pig Snort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G9_FOw-_kk

 

[GargoyleGorl]

She really really REALLY wants people to think she's making progress behind the scenes.

I really really REALLY hope for her sake she is.

Unfortunately, I've got that pattern recognition thing going. The fact that she threw out the disgusting spaghetti rather than eating it anyway (or "having Becky to go get [her] another meal") is exactly the kind of window-dressing I expect at this phase (this being the "Token Effort" phase.)

At least she's keeping it a little bit fresh -- same old song and dance, but some variations in the actual gesture she makes to prove to the haydurs she's totally doing it this time. It's nice. It's refreshing.

So now, "I'm acknowledging that *this* gross-looking food is gross (unlike all the other disgusting crap I eat) much like a psychopath learning to imitate human emotion" can now be added to the list alongside such classics as:

"Hamburger Helper is soooo filling! Look at how much is left and I'm, like, done!"
"My dinner was less than 500 calories, since I'm pretending I'm not going to wolf down the other half of this sub as soon as the camera's off!"
"Becky has wanted to go to this restaurant for aaaaages. It's not my fault we're here!"
"I only ordered steamed broccoli and chicken with no sauce! I could have made this at home, guuuuize!"
"I'm not even hungry, but I gotta eat my calories!"

Edit: Also, was that a *regular* soda I spied? My, my. I guess she forgot that her dietician specified *diet* soda.