Tales from Weimerica: HyperSlut Ariana Grande releases new song about oral sex marketed towards young children. - And then one day...for no reason at all

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TheNotoriousN.I.G.

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Sooo, Ariana Grande's "34+35" Lyrics Are Literally All About Sex and Fans Are Shook

Here are the lyrics:

[Intro]
Hmm

[Verse 1]
You might think I'm crazy
The way I've been cravin'
If I put it quite plainly
Just gimme them babies
So what you doing tonight?
Better say, "Doin' you right" (Yeah)
Watchin' movies, but we ain't seein' a thing tonight (Yeah)

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't wanna keep you up (You up)
But show me, can you keep it up? (It up)
'Cause then I'll have to keep you up
Shit, maybe I'ma keep you up, boy
I've been drinking coffee (I've been drinking coffee; coffee)
And I've been eating healthy (I've been eating healthy; healthy)
You know I keep it squeaky, yeah (You know I keep it squeaky)
Saving up my energy (Yeah, yeah, saving up my energy)

[Chorus]
Can you stay up all night?
Fuck me 'til the daylight
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Can you stay up all night? (All night)
Fuck mе 'til the daylight
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Yeah, yеah, yeah, yeah)

[Verse 2]
You drink it just like water (Water)
You say it tastes like candy
So what you doing tonight? (Tonight)
Better say, "Doin' you right" (Alright)
Watchin' movies, but we ain't seein' a thing tonight (Yeah)

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't wanna keep you up (You up)
But show me, can you keep it up? (It up)
'Cause then I'll have to keep you up
Shit, maybe I'ma keep you up, boy
I've been drinking coffee (Said I've been drinking coffee; coffee)
And I've been eating healthy (And I've been eating healthy; healthy)
You know I keep it squeaky, yeah (Except this wine, babe)
Saving up my energy (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Chorus]
Can you stay up all night? (All night)
Fuck me 'til the daylight (Daylight)
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Can you stay up all night? (Can you stay?)
Fuck me 'til the daylight (Can you stay?)
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Verse 3]
Oh yeah, yeah
Baby, you might need a seatbelt when I ride it
I'ma leave it open like a door, come inside it
Even though I'm wifey, you can hit it like a side chick
Don't need no side dick, no
Got the neighbors yellin' "Earthquake!" (Earthquake)
4.5 when I make the bed shake
Put it down heavy even though it's lightweight (It's lightweight, yeah, yeah, yeah, babe)
Yeah, we started at midnight
Go 'til the sunrise (Sunrise)
Done at the same time (Yeah)
But who's counting the time when we got it for life? (Got it for life)
I know all your favorite spots (Favorite spots)
We can take it from the top (From the top)
You such a dream come true, true
Make a bitch wanna hit snooze, ooh

[Chorus]
Can you stay up all night?
Fuck me 'til the daylight (Yeah, yeah)
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Thirty-four, thirty-five)
Can you stay up all night? (Do you know what that means?)
Fuck me 'til the daylight (Do you know what that means?)
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Outro]
Means I wanna "69" with you
Aww shit
Math class
Never was good

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This is the freedom of speech our grandfathers were fighting for against the evil Nazis, imagine a world without Ariana Grande singing about oral sex to her prepubescent audience, now that would have been a real tragedy...
 
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Hey is it the year of the Whooper already?
 

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The darker your skin, the darker your lyrics?
Why is it every time I see this bitch I think of the old game Pitfall? Why? Cause you can swing on her labia like it was a vine and her cooch is a bottomless pit.
 

Queen Elizabeth II

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Ngl I wish I was infamous and had enough musical ability to be crowned a "Hyperslut".

It sounds like the most metal band name I've heard for a while.
 

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You might think I'm crazy
The way I've been cravin'
If I put it quite plainly
Just gimme them babies

Oh, hell no-- you probably gonna kill 'em before they even born!

You drink it just like water (Water)
You say it tastes like candy

...if she's talking about what I think she's talking about, she's gonna need to stop peeing in peoples' faces. It's unhygienic.

And mean.
 

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A small reminder that this is just another example of the Jewish assault on traditional values. Jews run Hollywood and the music industry. What they do is first they create this relatable and cute child icon who comes out with songs for children but as their career progresses (coinciding with the age of their fans increasing) the slutiness levels go through the roof. They come out with these teen idols every few years as a new gateway drug for normie girls.

Truly sickening.
 

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