Talk to Phil thread - Hey Phil I know you read the farms so...

[tripmix]

So thanks to all the efforts of people and particularly @neger psykolog for starting the "DSP Reads Kiwifarms Thread" we have good evidence that Phil reads the farms everyday.

I thought we could accomodate (and provide a containment thread) for all the "Hey Phil I know you read this so..." posts.

We're probably not getting an answer any time soon so rhetorical questions will probably work best.

Have fun friends!

 

[Y2K Baby]

Phil is baste and redpilled.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

please touch me

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

QT3.14

 

[Mushroom Soup]

Henlo frend

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

neck yourself, no one will mourn.

 

[Bookmark Cuck]

Lets be honest Phil reads this for the same reason I do, to laugh at people who take him way too seriously.

Phil can I borrow $20?

 

[Draza]

Get a job.

 

[Schmeckel]

Phil is fat and I wouldn't have underwear time with him.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Hi Phil!

Been a huge fan ever since your TMNT review back when you were still called the Angry Video Game Nerd.

How did you get so fat and ugly?

*Hugs and kisses*

Sparkletor

 

[Shambler]

Dear Darksy de Phil,
fuck you, hang yourself

Your's sincerely,
a Shambler from beyond

 

[MoonRocker]

Phil, none of us are jealous of you. We don’t envy you. We don’t respect you. We don’t care much for you.

You’re just a version of the internet’s “Elephant Man” that you’d find at your local freak show. There’s something mesmerizing about you and I’m not claiming this within a positive context: your ability to attract some of the most exceptional individuals on the internet is a testament of how weird of a human being you are. You have your own autistic gravitational pull where weirdoes, furfags, and losers are naturally attracted to you and either love you or hate you.

You live in extremities and therefore produce the same feelings within people. It’s a love-hate relationship, with nothing in between.

You’re awful at video games and at your craft. You’re not entertaining and you suck as a person. You have no morals or values of your own. You’re a sponge for the lowest common denominator of intellectual ideals and have shown no capacity for original or challenging thoughts.

You’re mediocre at everything you do and you’re not talented.

That’s why we like to gawk at you. That someone like you exists and is able to make decent money by wrangling ‘tardbux without remorse is your most fascinating aspect.

 

[some Sketchy dude]

How does one evolve into the majestic and legendary creature known as the PigRoach? Asking for a friend....

 

[The Last Stand]

How's your aunt doing?

 

[Gramh]

Hi Phil, long time viewer first time caller. Well actually neither, I didn't even know you existed till I went through Down the Rabbit Hole episodes backlogged from I think Final Fantasy House episode or Noah Antwiler? You know, two groups of people who did what you do but were more successful and interesting (getting mentally handicap people to give them loads of dosh for the former, indie entertainment venture for the latter). Your next special should be where you sit down and apologize for or at least acknowledge all of your blatant lies/hypocrisies/failures to be a good human and really sit down and reflect. Like, 500 word essay on the subject matter of you being a shit and that being why people hate you and will eternally fuck with you and that you deserve it because despite what you claim you haven't changed a bit in 12 years you just push things under the rug like a child who shit their undies and didn't want their mom to find out. Do that, and be sincere about it, and maybe that karma thing will actually catch up with you and people will lay off and let you get back to doing what you do best, entertaining mentally defectives while rattling your tin can for spare change.

 

[Zelos Wilder]

Phil is worse than the irate gamer.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

The amount of a-logging in this thread is entertaining.

 

[Alrakkan]

What qualifications do you have?

Also

Hi Phil, long time viewer first time caller. Well actually neither, I didn't even know you existed till I went through Down the Rabbit Hole episodes backlogged from I think Final Fantasy House episode or Noah Antwiler? You know, two groups of people who did what you do but were more successful and interesting (getting mentally handicap people to give them loads of dosh for the former, indie entertainment venture for the latter). Your next special should be where you sit down and apologize for or at least acknowledge all of your blatant lies/hypocrisies/failures to be a good human and really sit down and reflect. Like, 500 word essay on the subject matter of you being a shit and that being why people hate you and will eternally fuck with you and that you deserve it because despite what you claim you haven't changed a bit in 12 years you just push things under the rug like a child who shit their undies and didn't want their mom to find out. Do that, and be sincere about it, and maybe that karma thing will actually catch up with you and people will lay off and let you get back to doing what you do best, entertaining mentally defectives while rattling your tin can for spare change.

Nigga calm down, this shit is borderline off-topic.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

What qualifications do you have?

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[Gramh]

Also

Nigga calm down, this shit is borderline off-topic.

Aww cute it learned to type!