Talk to Phil thread - Hey Phil I know you read the farms so...

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Dear Phil,

Here's a tip just between bros. If you shave your pubic hair, it will look like you have four inches.

Hi Phil!

 

[Schmeckel]

Dear Phil,

Here's a tip just between bros. If you shave your pubic hair, it will look like you have four inches.

Hi Phil!

Trim the shrubs, makes the trees look bigger.

Solid advice.

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

Use the trimmings to fill that goatee in.

 

[Captain Hank Murph]

Hey Phil, what's your opinion on OnlyFans? and also "This is how you don't e beg for money".

 

[FoxVirus]

Hey Phil,

What's the gin that you drink at night?
(It's usually after you unwind after a hard day's work.)

~ Sincerely, a curious, mouth-drooling mohran

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Looks like you'll be making some more of that homemade authentic italian family recipe sauce Phil instead of buying expensive food and pricey dine in restaurant meals to spend less money now right.

Al dente as well Philip.

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

Hey fatso. Just wanted to let you know that on top of PandaLee now being debt free, she also saw the new Mortal Kombat before you did.

Spoiler

Have fun eating potatoes, watching other streamers with your momwife and being a shut-in with no participation in the outside world, boring faggot.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Hi Phil,

I hope the best for you. I hope you can turn it around. You are not getting any younger. All I can say is from what I see, you are showing symptoms of a oncoming ischemic attack, aka a stroke. Here is some reading material so Kat can understand F.A.S.T:

Signs of a Stroke

I know you think people who disagree with you are either in a cult, or are "psychopaths", but some of us are generally concerned with your well being. To be completely honest, you look very unhealthy, and its concerning. Whether people like you or dislike you, I would say the majority of us are empathetic human beings and would not like to see you suffer.

Take care.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Phil, you should know that claiming your wife is crying when you got unpartnered just makes you look like a retard trying to bait our emotions. It literally doesn’t matter if you were telling the truth, and only you Kat and God know that. There was no point to bringing it up, and you coming back to the stream to tell us instead of staying behind to console her makes you look like a loser who doesn’t question why she gets home late at night. Everybody was laughing when you said that, so tell your Twitter followers to report the kiwifarms as well.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Hi Phil. Must hurt to see tevin getting all that money for his stream and joking with his audience, whilst you sit alone tweeting at 2am?

 

[Scotty]

What exactly did Kat say to you when you went to show her the water stain on your pajama shorts? You know, the ones where it looked like you pissed yourself and were too lazy to change them? I heard "I don't fucking care!" and "Go back to your stream." Soulmates, amiright?

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

Dear Phil,

I hope your 1.5k...er I mean 5k monthly business expenses don't screw you in the end lol. We know 3-4k are for pulls err micro-transactions and they are business related lol. Phil you also need to exercise because with your atrophy, no one believes you can beat up Mike Tyson or blow out Kat thee stallions back. I bet to consummate the marriage Kat had to ride you after your twitter fit lol. You are a dollar store version of Lee Majors...you are the $100,000 man. Well see ya around derich's.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Hey Phil I’ll pay your mortgage if you can last 3 rounds in the square circle
+$1000 for every hit you land
+$blank cheque if you put me down ... not even out .. just down
+ PPV rights are all yours
+all merchandising rights are yours

Your rules your venue your call

But when I put you out in the first 30 you disappear from the internet.

Forever.

PM to discuss

 

[Poo Twister]

My dearest Philth,

Suck my stubby, fat chode.

Forever yours,
Poo Twister.

 

[Prince Lotor]

My dearest Philth,

Suck my stubby, fat chode.

Forever yours,
Poo Twister.

If you had added 1 syllable to each line before your moniker that would've been a haiku

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

My dearest Philth,

Suck my stubby, fat chode.

Forever yours,
Poo Twister.

chode nahuhuhuh. How much money you got? If he could be on his hands and knees and still be on camera....he'd do it.

 

[Schmeckel]

Alright, you gouty dweeb. You're going back to Fallgout. Good for you. You wanna make a bunch of fuckin' money? Take my advice since this is just a total beg-a-thon, one-off play anyways. Don't spend 3 hours using the stupid character creation thing to make the PC look vaguely remotely like you. Just hit random and move on. And, since you're not going to make this an ongoing play through, let your paypigs determine perks and stats. Top tip/superberry in a 3 minute window picks stat allocation and perk pick. You will be gimped with these things, but it's a throw-away shtreem, so bilk more neet-bux from your tard audience by being what you claim to be for the very first time: an interactive shtreemer.

Spoiler: I know, I know...

But, seriously. I sound like a broken record because I've said this multiple times... He stands to rake in a bunch if he goes this route. And with his lust for pud-pullin-pngs, he'd make it a persistent play through until the well runs dry.

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

Just putting this here.
Hi Phil.

 

[actually]

Just putting this here.
Hi Phil.

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Is that Leanna?

 

[Xolanite]

Just putting this here.
Hi Phil.

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Phil’s tits are bigger than Leanna’s and Khet’s.