Talk to Phil thread - Hey Phil I know you read the farms so...

[Wurstbrot]

Hey Phil, can you explain to us in the language of your ancestors, Italian, how stupid we are for laughing at your proud little genetical flake of Italian ancestry?

No?

How come you only speak American English (with lots of wrongly used words) and your parents haven't shared their language with you? At this point you should be fluid in English, Italian and Polish. I literally have co-workers, younger than you. who are fluid in their two languages. Their kids are fluid in two languages and a third will be added in school. But authentic Italian Phil only knows Italian from movies and the topping on his pizza.

Suck a dick, Phil. Your breast-drumming makes you look really stupid. Face it, you are American (sorry Americans, he was yours to begin with).

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Phil, I just got a job at scopely and I'm giving Ninja a 9 starred lithium Jim "Hacksaw" Duggan instantwin wrestler card free of charge and 90 loot boxes a day for life. I'm even giving him a Wwe virtual reality headset that the Rock(tm) himself allegedly fondled at best buy one time.

 

[The Last Stand]

Hey Phil.

DSP Tries It was legitimately my favorite series of yours. It taught me how to eat properly.

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

Hey Dark Side Phil...
Why don't you fucking Phil yourself.
Oh, wait, you already are.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

hey phil stop acting like such an asshole to other people on twitter, you're just a loser who publicizes fake death threats for pity bucks.

Don't listen to him Phil, you should keep trying to insult and rile up people who are far more poular than you on Twitter. There is absolutely no way it could backfire.

 

[OverlySensitive]

Proud of you Phil. You are finally training your contracted bride to do more than reheat if this slow cooker "taco" soup is true. I doubt it but good for you I didn't think you had it in you to renegotiate the terms of service.
I still think its a bag of frozen soup or something tho.

 

[actually]

Proud of you Phil. You are finally training your contracted bride to do more than reheat if this slow cooker "taco" soup is true. I doubt it but good for you I didn't think you had it in you to renegotiate the terms of service.
I still think its a bag of frozen soup or something tho.

I'll allow it. The AllRecipes version is basically brown some meat and then dump a bunch of cans of stuff into a slow cooker with taco seasoning. Not hard, but not a frozen meal.

 

[OverlySensitive]

I'll allow it. The AllRecipes version is basically brown some meat and then dump a bunch of cans of stuff into a slow cooker with taco seasoning. Not hard, but not a frozen meal.

Holy shit, do not know why I am so slow but in three years I just realized she learned to brown turkey meat and make sugar sauce.
Phil I suggest de-medicating the wife a bit. Like minus a pill per meal or something, that's some advanced brain death my man.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Phil, listen to me. You have fucking SNEAK KING you know how much i want to see someone play that game after playing it 10 years ago and having fun nostalgic if a bit cheesy feelings about it? You have to make the most out of those games you have in your bin. How many of them did you say you haven't played for youtube or haven't played at all? Save money.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Hey Phil, why do you never fucking read instructions on games? Seriously nigger, you'd have sucked about 90% less in MGS3 if you had of just read the little tool tips on items and shit.

 

[PutridElephant]

Phil, was last night the most disappointing games or was it the worst games of 2020? It kept changing and the nuance between worst and disappointing is lost to us non valedictorian nudniks.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Phil, the reason people cheer and sub is because they get the satisfaction of getting the popup on screen. At some point you're going to have to put the tip notification back if you want people to consider that equally.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Hey Phil have you ever tasted another man on Kat's breath?

 

[Schmeckel]

Hey Phil have you ever tasted another man on Kat's breath?

Considering who we're talking about, the better question would be "Hey Phil, have you ever tasted JUST Kat's breath?" I'm sure Subaru Man, Jim, Tyrone, and (all the other real men that are plowing those fields) would chuckle with delight.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Considering who we're talking about, the better question would be "Hey Phil, have you ever tasted JUST Kat's breath?" I'm sure Subaru Man, Jim, Tyrone, and (all the other real men that are plowing those fields) would chuckle with delight.

Don't worry, Phil, I have your back.
Here is a scale of worries related to breath, with 0 no danger and 10 ringing alarm.

0 - Potato, horse, your latest din din

1 - Wet cat

[...]

8 -Luxury meals you haven't eaten lately so you better analyze it in a "DSP smells it"

9- Fish

10 - Your everyday cumstained office (therefore hard to tell)

 

[Schmeckel]

"DSP smells it"

The stupid intro jingle played in my head when I read that. Could totally see him trying to be a sniffing gourmand.

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

Hey DSP. I saw that you called us mental midgets from the safety of your dust-bubble stream recently.

If we're mental midgets, what the fuck are you? lmfao I'd tell you to Minecraft yourself but you'd probably just fuck that up too, dumbass.

 

[OverlySensitive]

Phil, you are more invested in dick and balls than myself, a currently childless bitch with a time clock that died three minutes ago.

It is pretty scary your unnatural fixation with imaginary men's private parts. Think on that.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Hey goutboy, you going to implement this twitch tool?

 

[actually]

Hey goutboy, you going to implement this twitch tool? View attachment 1903844

....There's no fucking way this is real.