Talking Gargoyle spotted at hot bed for conspiracy Denver International Airport - I guess we know where one of the Notre Dame gargoyles went

[Violence Jack]

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Nothin to see here folks, just a talking statue harassing you and making sure everyone has a nice flight. I'm told that if you ask about the weird murals that have no place being in an airport you'll get a blank look from your obstinate new friend.


Also don't ask about the demon horse statue that killed its creator. Well at least they have a sense of humor about it, I guess.


Seriously, laugh at the funny voice behind the gargoyle. Haha you're having a good time at the airport! You're having a good time! What reason would there be to think that there's any sort of conspiracy going on at the Denver International Airport?

O-oh...

 

[Guts]

If you answer my riddle, I will bestow upon you great riches;
What is fifty-three, but also thirteen?

 

[Chester Rigby]

If you answer my riddle, I will bestow upon you great riches;
What is fifty-three, but also thirteen?

Chris-chan, in a few years (implying he will be alive at fifty-three).

 

[VIVIIXI]

If you answer my riddle, I will bestow upon you great riches;
What is fifty-three, but also thirteen?

A prime number.

 

[crocodilian]

Hey, at least nobody decided to ask him about the Jews.

 

[UE 558]

Ask him if the NWO put tranny porn on Alex’s phone

 

[Tookie]

DIA's PR team wholeheartedly embraces the conspiracy stuff nowadays.

 

[Rand /pol/]

OP is a schizo

 

[Big Nasty]

Those murals looks like the gayest shit ever.

 

[Marco Fucko]

How do I join the masons, they seem like they have fine taste in art.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I'm confused.

How do I join the masons, they seem like they have fine taste in art.

Be related to a Mason and/or be a really close friend to one of them.

Fun fact: the reason why you see so many Masonic symbols and writing on architecture and art works is because a large number of the first Freemasons were, you guessed it, masons, and they were just doing little graffiti signatures. Sorry tin foil hat guys, no real conspiracy.

 

[Violence Jack]

that's why i did this thread. To debunk the haters I'm inundated as a sexual slave free-mason.

 

[Heartmoth]

The airport is a place you should feel comfortable in.
Sure, indulging in the conspiracy theory hubbub might illicit a little "haha", but the less reasonable subconscious is simply put on edge when confronted with ideas of secret societies and lizard people.
Overall it's a bad idea and has a negative effect on the pleasantness of the otherwise delightful DIA.
This blunt sarcasm even creates a threat with mentally ill and/or psychotic persons who may already be weary of the place.

And then they have to get on planes.

I'm not mental, but if I was i'd prefer that the Illuminati just keep out of my business so I can forget about them and pretend they don't exist.

The guy who thought this was a good idea should be verbally reprimanded.