The bad thing that happened is that she got her period. Do 600 pound women even regularly menstruate? I can't imagine that. If she bleeds from her vagina, I bet it is something going on other than her period. Cause what 28-year-old women can't handle their period, or even bothers bringing it up? Was the vacation so that Becky and AL could spend intimate time together? Like a sex weekend? We all know they aren't having sex. Boob suckling, at most.
I can't imagine the state of what is actually going on down there. Then when I consider that if she does get her period, I start to wonder if she uses pads or tampons, and how it all happens.
Jesus christ, Becky. You don't have to resort to this.
I don't buy the bad thing being her menses. I think she made it up so that she wouldn't have to do anything sexual with Becky on vacation, and she also has an excuse to make her leave the hotel to bring her back things.
-describes the view outside her window as "so cute!"
-sounds SUPER out of breath while she's talking
-complains she's only been getting like five hours of sleep a night, doesn't like to "sleep the time away" on vacation
-saw "every one of her flaws" in the mirror while doing her makeup. honey if you could genuinely see even one of your flaws you'd be in tears.
-becky's heavy breathing behind the camera. also, theory that they can't both fit in the elevator debunked
-JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE SO OUT OF BREATH SERIOUSLY they both sound like they've just run a fucking marathon with a pack of wolves chasing behind them
-can shockingly fit in the revolving doors, or as she calls it, "turning doors"
-most horrific shot of amber's flatchest yet as it heaves for air
-"That's not our car mister valet booboo"
-driving in lexington is apparently really hard
-generous amber is getting becky a $3 pair of quote-unquote "pride" sunglasses bc they have a rainbow
-Pretends to be even more dumb for views and pronounces Ramen Fury as "Ramen Furry"
-yay haul incoming!!
-more bitching about angles and reflections--girl, your face just looks like that.
-Wisdom from Amber: "We've all heard what a toilet sounds like"
-Did a little "bucket list action"
-Got some cat toys, gives us some beetusmr
-Also got Cards Against Humanity, shades to block out the haydurrs, rose "cortz" earreens, two soap holders, two rugs with lace szechuanations, and what?? Wow!!! A 90's time capsule! Who saw that coming? So excited to see a video on this
-Becky is so excited to play cards she can barely keep her eyes open
-30 seconds of Amber singing "I won, I won, woo hoo hoo, I wonnnnn" while Becky stares at her waiting for her to stop
-"The future's so bright I gotta wear shades" LMAOOOO
-Complains about the price of Aquafina bottles at the hotel. Would like to point out to Environmentalynn that regular room amenities ESPECIALLY for an average chain like Hyatt would include plastic cups and even an ice box if you wanted ice for your water.
-SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED: Amber started her period.
-Annnd...that's it. That's the end of the vlog. Amazeen.
She finished the video saying she got her period. I think it's more like all that exercise walking from their room to the entrance made the bellybutton ooze all the way down there and of course she wouldn't be able to see where the blood is coming from.
I don't know if anyone else already capped it and framed it on a wall but, in the little section where she struggle-waddles down the hotel hallway you get a very nice little shot of what can only be described as sausage rolls hanging out of her pants leg when she attempts to lift her feet to walk... That gives far more insight than we wanted to about just how much those leggings are like compression clothing holding the fat in, keeping it from just exploding out in mutant-looking tumors of fat all over her legs.
But yeah, the sadcation continues. Where the fuck did you go wrong in life when going to Target 2 hours away from home is considered the height of living your best life.