Target sighting from April 2014 -

[CWCTime]

I found this reddit post and wondered if someone could confirm whether or not the person in the photo below is Chris. It looks like a match to me, but I wanted to verify this before I uploaded it to the CWCki.

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The user wrote:

Saw Chris Chan in Target today, looks like he's cleaned himself up (posted Sun Apr 6 04:39:13 2014 UTC)

I wish I got a shot from the front, he was wearing a bra that he obviously stuffed with paper. Pretty disturbing to see honestly. He forgot his wallet at the checkout and literally ran out of the store and ran back in with a womens style wallet to pay for the cartload of laundry detergent he was buying.

 

[applecat]

I hate to say it but that is actually the best outfit I've seen Chris wear in years.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

He kinda looks like a cross between an 80s fat investment banker and a 15 year old girl who doesn't really know what clothes compliment her "shape"... DIE CHRIS

 

[CatParty]

the only thing that would make me question it is that he has always seemed to prefer the headbands for his gross hair as opposed to ponytails unless they were pigtails

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

That's not him but I truly wish it was.

 

[deeman]

"Hurro sir! You know you look like this pet lolcow of ours called Christi *smack*..."

 

[cypocraphy]

not him

 

[SoniBlu]

>paying for cart load of laundry detergent
>neither cart nor laundry detergent present in photograph

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Chris doesn't need to stuff his bra.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

It looks a lot like Chris. However, Chris is much fatter.

You can see that in this picture, Chris is much bigger and has a heavier face.

 

[Dr. Meme]

I found this reddit post and wondered if someone could confirm whether or not the person in the photo below is Chris. It looks like a match to me, but I wanted to verify this before I uploaded it to the CWCki.

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The user wrote:

Chris is a lot fatter than that. Also, if Best Buy is any indicator, he wouldn't be paying for his merchandise. I call bullshit.

 

[crash]

I was trying to see if there was visible bra straps through the tight shirt but it doesn't look like there are any... either that or they are squished under the two layers he is wearing.

 

[garbageraider]

Some posts of mine from April:

A little mini-update for you guys: Recently, Chris has started dressing differently and losing weight since the house fire. He's still fat, but he's only 30 or 40 pounds overweight now, instead of morbid obesity. Barb's financial resources are so strained, that she's been in complete control of the money, taking all of Chris' and only giving him a few dollars at a time. He's been eating less because he doesn't have the money to spend to eat more. Also, he's taken to wearing skinny jeans and T-shirts that are a size too small for him. He looks like a crazy homeless guy wearing clothing he stole from a 20-something female hipster.

His hair is usually in a pony tail, just like a girl, except it is matteted, clumpy, and greasy beyond belief. His hair is disgusting. He looks like he goes for perhaps a week or two between showers/bathing, if not longer. His skin is pale, greasy, and dirty, what you would expect from someone who eats nothing but junk food, never exercises, and spends all their time indoors, doing nothing but playing vidya, never seeing the light of day. His skin tone looks, in a word, unhealthy, and even at a glance, it's obvious that he has horrible, horrible, personal hygene. His weight loss is on the order of perhaps 30-40 pounds over about 3 months, which is suprisingly rapid given that he still eats fast food, implying that he ate enormous amounts of junk food every day before the house fire.

I found this reddit post and wondered if someone could confirm whether or not the person in the photo below is Chris. It looks like a match to me, but I wanted to verify this before I uploaded it to the CWCki.

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The user wrote:

Confirmed, that is Chris Chan in the flesh. Those are the exact same boots that he was wearing one of the times I've seen him IRL.

 

[Hyperion]

I back anything Skyraider says.

But what the fuck is up with those boots? They look like knock off jungle boots without the mesh paneling

 

[crash]

Didn't someone else say he was spotted in boots?

Edit: skyraider confirmed

 

[garbageraider]

But what the fuck is up with those boots? They look like knock off jungle boots without the mesh paneling

 

[Hyperion]

I just noticed the zipper.

 

[CatParty]

gawd such spindly arms and legs just proves how little exercise chris gets. it's like sticking tooth picks in playdough

 

[Ariel]

gawd such spindly arms and legs just proves how little exercise chris gets. it's like sticking tooth picks in playdough

yeah, he has probably started to atrophy.

 

[Kosher Dill]

So wait, that's really him? Well, good for him for losing some weight I guess, even if he did it by spending all of his food money on Legos.
Strange that he'd be buying detergent though. Is he trying to wash fire-damaged clothes instead of just buying more from Goodwill as usual?