TASTE TEST WITH ME!!!! -

[wheelpower]

Hambo tries "La Crow" water and other random boring shit happens

 

[SweetDee]

Close up of Thumbkin and Big AL's hands when they play tic-tac-toe (in which Amber again proves how stupid she is). Amber's hands are getting darker and darker... and Beck's hands aren't a pretty sight either. Why are they so red and blotchy?

 

[Xenomorph]

Who the fuck taste tests sparkling water?

 

[SpokesBottom]

Christ, ever since I pointed out that cold sores/fever blisters are a strain of the herpes simplex virus months ago, she gets defensive as hell over it, doesn't she?

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

I’m embarrassed that I even commented on that fucking video! The sparkling water is pronounced “la KROY”.
Doesn’t matter because I doubt she’ll keep drinking it.

 

[NQ 952]

Watching AL is like watching a suicide in slow motion.

 

[CindyChafe]

Christ, ever since I pointed out that cold sores/fever blisters are a strain of the herpes simplex virus months ago, she gets defensive as hell over it, doesn't she?

She had no problem showing close-ups of Destiny's mouth when she had a cold sore outbreak. What a cuntzilla.

 

[London Raine]

Christ, ever since I pointed out that cold sores/fever blisters are a strain of the herpes simplex virus months ago, she gets defensive as hell over it, doesn't she?

But goise, I have had them since I was 6 years old. Does anyone remember having a cold sore at 6 years old? I just can't with her!

Who the fuck taste tests sparkling water?

Forgive me if I quote wrong. But didn't Amber say she was scared or nervous to try.........WATER?

 

[Schwachkopf]

Oxygen Taste Test

 

[jurassic bark]

Watching AL is like watching a suicide in slow motion.

A dump truck through the nightlife

 

[EH 110]

Forgive me if I quote wrong. But didn't Amber say she was scared or nervous to try.........WATER?

Big Amber has never been scared of a food or drink item in her life. She acted the same way with the fruitcake.

 

[Malibougie]

She premtended to be scared of her gas station, giant sushi roll that she inhaled ina muckbang too. I think she confused being scared with intense anticipation to shove shit in her mouth for the first time.

 

[Dangerhair]

Chantal, our Canadian Hamberlynn, also made a big deal about drinking La Croix water, the only difference being she can pronounce it properly. It's tasty and won't make you fatter, but it won't make you lose hundreds of pounds either

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber: Hey yall, Imma taste test dis new ceeee Paaaa puhhh *looks at necky for confirmation*
Necky: CPAP, Amber
Amber: Oh *wheeze laughs* CPAP, thats such a WEIRD WORD, anyway a CPAP machine
Necky: *stares in fat*
Amber: Okay Imma put dis mask on and lemme tell you it is not a cute look gorl, BAYBEEE can you help me put it onnnnn *whines*
Necky: *Fumbles in fat* there.
Amber: *muffled because mask* If kinda tastes like ummmm, like air, Imma put some cute stickurs on it so it can be CUUUUTE

 

[Malibougie]

Amber doesn’t need a sleep study to find out if she has apnea. She has apnea while she is talking.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber doesn’t need a sleep study to find out if she has apnea. She has apnea while she is talking.

Oh yeah, that yokel has brain damage already.

 

[jurassic bark]

Chantal, our Canadian Hamberlynn, also made a big deal about drinking La Croix water, the only difference being she can pronounce it properly. It's tasty and won't make you fatter, but it won't make you lose hundreds of pounds either

But if you're drinking La Croix water and have a fitbit?

 

[Dangerhair]

But if you're drinking La Croix water and have a fitbit?

If she's got both going on, she might as well schedule her skin surgery already

 

[CindyChafe]

But if you're drinking La Croix water and have a fitbit?

I predict Amber trying to convince us that 145 is a very healthy resting heart rate.